badfic_manor | Banana 4 ][ Vegeta ][ In Person

_{[ Vegeta's in the kitchen today. And he's a hungry pup. The cabinets are so high...! But no matter to Vegeta. In fact, he will make this into a game. His target is the peanut butter jar. Vegeta loves himself some peanut butter. But it's high up in a cabinet, a cabinet he can't reach at this height. Hell, he probably wouldn't have been able to reach it at normal height. ]}

Hmph.

_{[ Vegeta decides that rather than flying up and getting it, he'll climb. He opens the cabinets down below and climbs up on top of the doors, grunting and using his fluffy little tail for balance. His tail wiggles as he balances himself and climbs up onto the counter and reaching up for the cabinet doors. He pulls them open to reveal his prize: PEANUT BUTTER! ]}

Hah.

_{[ He smirks and grabs onto the foundation of the cabinet and pulls himself up, tail wagging with effort as he did. He pulls himself up into the cabinet and kicks the jar of peanut butter down onto the cabinet. It busts and cracks its plastic on impact and he snickers. ]}

Oops.

_{[ He drops back down and picks up the jar before jumping down from the counter and looking around for silver ware. Finding a blunt butter knife, he starts scooping out the peanut butter and licking it up. ]}

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_{[ y so fem piklez ]}

As I recall, you were dead at the time, Greenbean. Or is your memory failing in that department too.

_{[ moar penut buttr to ur face picklez >8| ]}

[Because Gohan brings out the mom in people... except for Chichi]

You hear a lot of things on King Kai's planet, once you sort through the crappy jokes.

[OH GOD THE NUT POOP!OH IT'S SO GROSS! WATCH THE FAT KID FLAIL! THEN LOOK AT HIM FALL OVER!... AND THEN FLAIL SOME MORE!]

_{[ omg teh lulz ]}

HAHAHAH! What's the matter, can't handle a little processed paste?

[There are no words to express his anger. None. The only possible way to convey his hatred is to take the peanut butter and THROW IT BACK AT VEGETA (so original...)! HE'S AIMING FOR HIS HAIR!

Now how to get the remaining legume poop off his hands...]

AHH! _{[ NOW HAS PEANUT BUTTER IN HIS HAIR FUCK!!! NOW HE HAS TO TAKE A BATH HE FUCKING HATES BATHS ]}

YOU LITTLE GREEN FUCK!

_{[ Jumps down from his chair and TACKLES HIM!!! ]}

[And over the initial bounce from ~~Piccolo's fat~~ the attack, Piccolo now had something to get the peanut butter off his hands with. Vegeta's face.]

WHAT! I THINK IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT! NOW I ALMOST CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE!

BLACH! _{[ Vegeta now has peanut butter on HIS face. Noooo precious peanut butter! ]}

I'll make sure you'll never see again!

_{[ Vegeta starts punching him in the face >8O ]}

[Oh silly Vegeta. You're willingly putting your hands near the mouth of a fat kid with little pointy death teeth? Well PREPARE TO GET BITTEN!

OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE THE NUT POOP!

...and it's actually not that bad... GROMNOMNOM HAND!]

_{[ Is bitten. FUCK. HE WAS BITTEN ]}

AHHH!

_{[ Have some yanking against your teeth, Pickles and punching from the other. ]}

LET GO YOU LITTLE FREAK!

[OH GOD HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!

So he let's go of vegeta's hand...

and then...

Eyelasers.

~~also you will now turn Namekian on the full moon~~]

_{[ 8| ]}

_{[ Is zapped by eye lasers. YOU... YOUUUU!!! ]}

AHHH!

_{[ Flies off the green fatty owthathurtswtf ]}

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

_{[ Vegeta jumps up and readies his Galic Gun ]}

GRRRRRRRR

[OH SHIT! He's got to get up now?! Well obviously there's some flailing... then he tries to sit up. To no avail. Then he tried to roll onto his side, but overdoes it and lands face down on the ground. After some further struggling he FINALLY gets up and faces Vegeta. Now, there was no way he could pull off the Makkakan Sappo... but hopefully the Masenko beam should do it.

PREPARE FOR THE CLASH OF THE BABY TITANS!]

Banana 4 ][ Vegeta ][ In Person

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This is the most epic Vegeta vs. Piccolo fight ever.

Indeed

Why was this not cannon? WHY TORIYAMA?!

I DONT KNOW URRRRRRRGH

god this is making me lol so hard...

LET THE LULZ CONTINUE

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