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badfic_manor2011-02-26 08:52 pm
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1rst ritual || Vol'Jin || [Accidental video] [in person]
[There's a crunch and the video feed cuts on to the inside of a mouth. When the face pulls away there's a a visage of a tusked blue behemoth on the screen, looking utterly perplexed. and after giving a sniff he tosses the slobbery thing off to the side. The room shown is very primitive and tribal looking, housing odd beaded feathered little knickknacks, also there are no shortages of skulls, and the occasional shrunken head... and probably many more things your average sane person doesn't want to know about.]
Now, where be Vol'Jin... dis be some trick of dem's alliance scum?
[His old raspy voice can be easily picked up by the blackberry, despite it's place on the floor. He bends down sniffing then feeling the ground. He finding his bow under the bed he takes it, feeling much more comfortable]
No, dis be no trick of dems human's... Dis be some powerful voodoo dat brought old Vol'Jin here...
[He stands up straight to crack his back, and bumps his head on the ceiling. He rubs his head. Grumbling he heads out the door leaving the device behind]
[OOC:Since he's so primitive, if he hears the blackberry speaking his first reaction will probably be to kill it, so in person is probably the way to go with him XD]
Now, where be Vol'Jin... dis be some trick of dem's alliance scum?
[His old raspy voice can be easily picked up by the blackberry, despite it's place on the floor. He bends down sniffing then feeling the ground. He finding his bow under the bed he takes it, feeling much more comfortable]
No, dis be no trick of dems human's... Dis be some powerful voodoo dat brought old Vol'Jin here...
[He stands up straight to crack his back, and bumps his head on the ceiling. He rubs his head. Grumbling he heads out the door leaving the device behind]
[OOC:Since he's so primitive, if he hears the blackberry speaking his first reaction will probably be to kill it, so in person is probably the way to go with him XD]
[Video] *XD
[Have a mildly annoyed brow raise.]
It's a communication device. [Remember Shaun keep it simple. Though it as ever just sounds patronising.] With it we can talk even if there's a big space between us.
Re: [Video] *\o/
Who be bringin' Vol'Jin here?
[Video] *♥
A sociopathic little madam who just calls herself the Author.
Re: [Video] ♥3♥
Socio-what? Da Autor? Who she be?
[Video] @w@ ~ ♥
A sociopath is someone with an intense hatred for society. And the Author is our kidnapper. This is her attempt to make a story and can't do it without us.
Re: [Video] ( ^ >( >0.0)>
Story? So a crazy little wench is what she be.
[Video] AMG troll surprise buttsecks!
Couldn't have put it better myself.
If you don't mind me asking, where exactly are you from?
Re: [Video] XDDD WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BIG TUSKS!
[Video] OH BBY DUN TEMPT HAUNY SHAUNY /is shot
I Can't say I've ever heard of 'Durotar'. Where is it?
[Wait.. was this guy like Minerva, one of those that came before? He gave him a scrutinous look, he was a very odd looking, but could trolls be classed as them? Probably not. Another world? Good lord was that even possible-- wait, he was here.]
Re: [Video] /is shot along with you XDD
[How could someone not know where that is?!]
...I don't know about any Oxeford, or England... dat in outlands or someting?
[Video] oooh firing squad huh?
Not even close. I'm going to go right ahead and assume that you've never heard of a planet called Earth.
[Even if the UK was a small island, it was by no means an outland.. though certain areas may have been considered so.]
Re: [Video] pretty much yeah. We had it coming XD
[Humans in space?! Unpossible!]
[Video] Dang, t'was a good run though. We shalt savour our victory!
They only exist on the internet.]Different world perhaps?
Re: [Video] Yay! We won!...wait I thought we got shot?
[
they live in out hearts too.]