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1rst ritual || Vol'Jin || [Accidental video] [in person]
[There's a crunch and the video feed cuts on to the inside of a mouth. When the face pulls away there's a a visage of a tusked blue behemoth on the screen, looking utterly perplexed. and after giving a sniff he tosses the slobbery thing off to the side. The room shown is very primitive and tribal looking, housing odd beaded feathered little knickknacks, also there are no shortages of skulls, and the occasional shrunken head... and probably many more things your average sane person doesn't want to know about.]
Now, where be Vol'Jin... dis be some trick of dem's alliance scum?
[His old raspy voice can be easily picked up by the blackberry, despite it's place on the floor. He bends down sniffing then feeling the ground. He finding his bow under the bed he takes it, feeling much more comfortable]
No, dis be no trick of dems human's... Dis be some powerful voodoo dat brought old Vol'Jin here...
[He stands up straight to crack his back, and bumps his head on the ceiling. He rubs his head. Grumbling he heads out the door leaving the device behind]
[OOC:Since he's so primitive, if he hears the blackberry speaking his first reaction will probably be to kill it, so in person is probably the way to go with him XD]
Now, where be Vol'Jin... dis be some trick of dem's alliance scum?
[His old raspy voice can be easily picked up by the blackberry, despite it's place on the floor. He bends down sniffing then feeling the ground. He finding his bow under the bed he takes it, feeling much more comfortable]
No, dis be no trick of dems human's... Dis be some powerful voodoo dat brought old Vol'Jin here...
[He stands up straight to crack his back, and bumps his head on the ceiling. He rubs his head. Grumbling he heads out the door leaving the device behind]
[OOC:Since he's so primitive, if he hears the blackberry speaking his first reaction will probably be to kill it, so in person is probably the way to go with him XD]
[Video]
..Ah, hello?
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Who dat? Vol'Jin be hearin' ya, but he don't be seein' ya.
[He knocked and arrow to his bow eyes shifting about the room cautiously]
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The object you had in your mouth, ...Ah, Vol'Jin. Pick it up if you would.
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Boy, how you be gettin' in dat box?
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It's called a Blackberry. It's a piece of technology that allows you to communicate with other people over long distances. [He wracks his brain for an analogy that may have made sense.] Channeling, I suppose you could call it.
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[So there's a dumbfounded moment of wide-eyed blinking when he comes into the hallway to see a troll, and a vaguely familiar one at that.]
[The complete "Wait what?" moment out of the way, he puts a fist to his chest the way he remembers seeing a few of the orcs doing at the attempted summit. His pronunciation is probably a bit off, but this seems like a time to be ... meeting the troll on closer to his terms.]
Lok'tar!
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Now why be a human be givin' old Vol'Jin a greetin' like dat? Humans don't be givin' greet'ns like dat, often...
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Courtesy... we're on neutral ground, and it never hurts to be polite.
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[The structure looks human... but he didn't appear to be prisoner...]
Now, whatcha name be? Vol'Jin knows he be seein' ya before...
[He squats down and leans in closer to get a better look at the human]
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Anduin Wrynn. You must've just arrived, right?
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I'm Trisana Chandler- call me Tris. It appears everyone's been turned into children this week. It'll wear off sooner rather than later.
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Where ya be? I hear ya, but I don't be seein' ya! Ya don't feel like a spirit...
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[He keeps looking around his room, searching for the sound of the voice]
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-actually... [Tris puts the blackberry away, yes, she was looking for his door. She's knocking on it.]
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[In person]
She wasn't sure whether it was the room or it's owner that had her frozen in the doorway, her eyes torn between the two]
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Now whatcha be doin' sneakin' around old Vol'Jin's room now? He ain't goin' ta hurtcha, he jus' wants ta know where here be.
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I-I wasn't sneaking, I just- I-I noticed that there was a new name on the door..that means someone new had arrived, and the door was open..
I-I'm sorry, I shouldn't have..I mean..um..
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Name on da door?
[He glanced up and low and behold his name along with his station as leader of the Darkspear inscribed in it]
Well dis old Troll be damned... who be doin' dat now?
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The person who brought us here..The Author
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[Video] (Damn you and your jamaican trollish ways bringing me off my blaargh)
This is a place called the 'Manor'. You've been kidnapped by a deranged little girl who calls herself the Author.
Re: [Video]'tis the power of the Troll~
Who be dat? Ja be no spirit, but ya be talkin' and Vol'Jin can't be seein' ya...
[Video] (*shakes fist at. with love. so much love.*)
[He waves trying to draw attention to said device.]
Re: [Video] *FEELS TEH LURV!
[Did he even have blackberries in his room?! He didn't remember having any... Well he's looking around some more now... searching for the entirely wrong item...]
[Video] *GUUUUUUUUUUUUD
[Shaun heaves a sigh rubbing his temples. Not much of a brain between dem big ears and tusks huh?]
Re: [Video] *<3<3<3<3
[Video] *XD
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[Video] *♥
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[Video] @w@ ~ ♥
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[Video] AMG troll surprise buttsecks!
Re: [Video] XDDD WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BIG TUSKS!
[Video] OH BBY DUN TEMPT HAUNY SHAUNY /is shot
Re: [Video] /is shot along with you XDD
[Video] oooh firing squad huh?
Re: [Video] pretty much yeah. We had it coming XD
[Video] Dang, t'was a good run though. We shalt savour our victory!
Re: [Video] Yay! We won!...wait I thought we got shot?