http://gods-bestie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] gods-bestie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-02-28 10:58 am

1st Order ] Claudia Wolf [ Video

[The pale blonde woman sat up abruptly. Something was wrong. For starters, her normal pile of animal furs she used as a bed was nowhere in sight. Second, this was not her church. Light sifted in through the window curtains and she held up her hand to shield her eyes from it. She was unaccustomed to brightness. Slowly she slid off the bed, her bare feet tapping the cold floor. She knelt before her bed and folded her hands in prayer.]

Divine mother, if this be your will to transport me to a place of sin, I will not cross you. If by some mysterious circumstances this be the doing of another, please give me the strength to persevere and do your work for as long as I am away from you. Glory be to thy name and grace us with your divine love continually ever more.

[Her prayer finished, Claudia stood, pushed her hair behind her ears and stretched her hands skyward. Bones in her neck, back and shoulders popped as if she had not moved in quite some time. She put her hand behind her neck, rubbing softly working her way up to her smooth forehead. It was going to be a long day. She sighed tiredly and sat back down on the bed. It did not occur to her to try the door as so little of them were operable back in the church.]

What to do now?

[identity profile] searchformysin.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What were you doing just now?

[identity profile] searchformysin.livejournal.com 2011-03-04 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you need to do that?

[identity profile] searchformysin.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see. Then did god bring you here?

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[identity profile] suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wallace inhales sharply. Claudia Wolf? The crazy lady from the Order. Alessa would not be happy to sense her being here. Well, time for a distraction.]

Well, seeing as how we're stuck in Jurassic Park you could go look at all the pretty little reptiles.

You're a long way from Kansas.

[He's pretty sure how this is gonna end. Author event and this encounter.]

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[identity profile] suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a figure of speech, never mind.

Lemme think how to put it. It's a theme park based around Dinosaurs, but they're alive and kicking. So, more of a zoo than anything.

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[identity profile] suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[A wizard did it]

That'd be the Devil Woman, the Author. She has a nasty habit of grabbing people she wants from their homes for her kicks.

Yeah, no. Not a chance, if I had my way I'd be back home in Toronto.

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[identity profile] suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head.]

No, not the Devil. It's just a nickname I give the Author. We're in a story she's writing.

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[identity profile] suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, pretty much. Wanna press the metaphorical panic button?

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[identity profile] suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Grimacing he nods. Oh good god. If the Author had a terrible sense of humour then lord knew if the Order's 'God' would listen.]

Whatever helps you through it. But you'll soon realise that the Author's got more of an influence than any God.

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[identity profile] sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[And another nut enters the compound.]

Lost?

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[identity profile] sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're looking at this god of yours to give you guidance, I can't say that I share your spirituality. However, if you're saying that she'll help you along then you're better off than the most of us.

By the way, who do you worship?

[Not that he cares, he's more curious than asking to join.]

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[identity profile] sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[His tone hadn't changed. It was going to be one of those times that he'll just have to go with it. Zealots can be a dangerous lot and there was no need to invite trouble of that sort.]

That would make sense but does your god have a name or is she the type that decides not to talk to men?

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[identity profile] sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'm not her type of follower. Don't consider it a bad thing. She seems to know quality.

[It's better to smooth it over than pull up the cactus without gloves.]

Is she hot?

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[identity profile] sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sheldon's taking this silence as a sign that he really stepped over his boundary this time. He beaks the silence with a whispered response.]

Guess not.