Match 4 // Not My First Dead Body [In Person/Video - backdated to this morning]

[catgirlsadist.livejournal.com]

[The feed blinks on to reveal a very close pair of big teal eyes, giving the camera a level stare. Her face is carefully blank, but if you pay attention you might notice the wild, adrenaline-pumping excitement sparking within Koto.]

Hi, guys.

[Koto waves, and any onlookers might glimpse a smear of something red and sticky coating her fingertips. She pauses, hesitant, and then shakes her head and sighs with a "fuck tact" expression.]

There's a dead guy just outside the living areas. [In a typically insensitive manner, she turns the blackberry so that it gets a few seconds of focus on the mangled, splattered and altogether dismembered corpse of a faceless employee.]

Figures - as soon as I decide to get some fresh air, I get some fresh blood instead. Not that I'm complaining...

...

...If this is a crappy American horror film like I think it is and if I may share my opinion... I think the cat's out of the bag, so to speak. With the cats being bloodthirsty dinosaurs and the bag being their nice, protective fences.

[She flashes a devilish grin.]

This... is going to be interesting.

Comments

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Of course you do. Without the crazies we would be bored. I don't like being bored.

[catgirlsadist.livejournal.com]

Every second spent being bored is a second wasted.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Ready to make some noise?

[He's already thinking of causing some trouble.]

[catgirlsadist.livejournal.com]

Always. What did you have in mind?

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Bombs and bullets.

[There's a smirk on his face and he really didn't seem to care if these were living fossils or not.]

I would call a taxidermist but I don't think there's one around to handle something that large. I wonder what Bronto steaks would taste like. I feel like we should be talking to the Flintstones somewhere along the line.

[catgirlsadist.livejournal.com]

[She begins laughing uncontrollably.]

Leave it to you to want to chow down on a dino.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'll eat anything that does or doesn't want to eat me first.

[You bet he's smirking.]

I'm an apex.

[catgirlsadist.livejournal.com]

Nice excuse.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they would be a tougher sort of steak. Now I'm curious. Does it taste like chicken?