http://barfasaurus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] barfasaurus.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-03-09 06:59 pm
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A challenger has appered!

[Hello badficians~ Perhaps on your journey through the forests you come across this cute little guy. Isn't he just adorable? Listen to him make that precious little cooing noise! Oh look, he's approaching you! Perhaps he smells that sandwich in your pocket? Maybe he wants to play fetch?]



((This little guy packs more punch then you would think- namely his poison puke. I'll leave it open where your character gets spat on, but note it's going to burn and become numbing.))
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[identity profile] beautiful-brute.livejournal.com 2011-03-10 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn it, boyfriend! HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD? Stupid nerfing. AND STUPID ACID VOMIT!]

MY FACE!!! YOU--MY FACE IS-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[identity profile] barfasaurus.livejournal.com 2011-03-10 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Zarbsy, that hot body of yours is just WAY too irristable for girlfriend! SHE'S ON YOUR BACK! TRYING TO NOMM AT YOUUUUU!]

[identity profile] beautiful-brute.livejournal.com 2011-03-10 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, hell no. Zarbon wipes the acid from around his eyes with the back of his armband and wastes no time transforming.]

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

[He grabs the girlfriend on his back and flips her over his shoulders, slamming her harshly to the ground and stomping her windpipe.]

HA HA HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

[Now where did that other one go...?]

[identity profile] barfasaurus.livejournal.com 2011-03-10 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sheila?... Sheila? OH GOD SHE'S DEAD! IF BOYFRIEND WASN'T COLDBLOODED HE WOULD BE CRYING MANLY MANLY TEARS!

but he's is. So he's primarily still just hungry. CALF MUSCLE TASTE GOOD YES?!

Hmm... not really but sustenance is sustenance.]

[identity profile] beautiful-brute.livejournal.com 2011-03-10 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[There you are.]

I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS!

[Oops. Did someone slam you against a tree with the leg you're attached to? :X]

[identity profile] barfasaurus.livejournal.com 2011-03-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OHSHI- OOOOWW! MOOOOMMM! HE HIT MEEEE!

And boyfriend struggles to get up to try and run away! You're mean Mr. Lizard man!]

[identity profile] beautiful-brute.livejournal.com 2011-03-10 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[How satisfying!...except the satisfaction dwindles and dissipates. Stupid pain. Stupid disfiguring of his precious face. Stupid dinosaurs.]
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