A challenger has appered!

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Hello badficians~ Perhaps on your journey through the forests you come across this cute little guy. Isn't he just adorable? Listen to him make that precious little cooing noise! Oh look, he's approaching you! Perhaps he smells that sandwich in your pocket? Maybe he wants to play fetch?]



((This little guy packs more punch then you would think- namely his poison puke. I'll leave it open where your character gets spat on, but note it's going to burn and become numbing.))

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I don't know why, the mental image amuses me.

[beautiful-brute.livejournal.com]

[What now? Another of these things? Well, this one doesn't seem especially threatening.]

....

It's a VERY interesting imagine ain't it?

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Oh who is this big, tall, delicious looking stranger? Let's approach him to find out!~

Oh, isn't this little fellow just so endearing Zarbsy? Cooing like that? Looking up at you with those big, round, cold reptilian eyes? Oh look! It's sniffing at you! Maybe it wants to be friends!]

[beautiful-brute.livejournal.com]

Hmph.

[Zarbon makes a ki blast and blows this annoying creature away.

...right? D:]

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[OH ZARBSY! WHY SO MEAN?! Look you scared him!

BUT OH SHIT HIS CRAZY GIRLFRIEND IS BEHIND YOU! AND SHE DOESN'T LOOK PLEASED! BRACE YOURSELF ZARBON FOR HER ULTIMATE ATTACK!


....and have some projectile poison lizard vomit.]

[lightbewithyou.livejournal.com]

[...He's not sure he likes this one. Wild + those teeth look sharp + approaching is usually a BAD thing, and if it's already got its attention on him, then a Fade won't work without a distraction...]

Uh.

[He's trying to keep a nice, cautious distance...]

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Oh, but Andiun. Don't you want to feed it? Look he's following you! He wants to be FRIENDS!]

[lightbewithyou.livejournal.com]

[With the number of adventurers that pass through Stormwind you think he HASN'T heard Un'goro horror stories? :| It may be Wrong Genre Savvy, but damnit, even the HERBIVORES in Un'goro try to kill people!]

Sorry. I'm not food. Please go find something else.

[Yep. Backing away and you know he's starting to ponder what he could do to convince you he's not really tasty noms...]

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[What?! Not food? Silly Anduin. EVERYTHING is FOOD! Oh he's coming closer! Comeon Anduin you know you want to give him your fingers a petting!]

[truehappyending.livejournal.com]

Why hello there~ You're just adorable aren't you?

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Yes Giselle! He IS adorable! Look he's sniffing at you! MAYBE IT WANTS TO PLAY?!]

[truehappyending.livejournal.com]

Is there something I have that you want~



Do you want this?

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Oh fingers! HIS FAVORITE! But oh wait, fingers have stuff in them? No, he doesn't wants stuff, just fingers. OH he's giving you puppy eyes Giselle! Please take away stuff so he can just eat fingers!]

[searchformysin.livejournal.com]

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Oh staring? It's dinner friend is staring! Let's stare back and coo adorably! What a fun game!]

[searchformysin.livejournal.com]

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Oh what? Friend is leaving?!


Oh HE~ELL no!

FILLY NECK THING IS A GO!]

[my-own-friend.livejournal.com]

...you must be joking. Go away.

[Look at that absurd costume. Lots of exposed skin. And heels are hard to run in. Easy pickings, right?]

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Go away? Oh how cruel! He just wants to be FRIENDS! Let's be friends miss lady with the heels and the nummy looking legs!

Guess who's coming closer to say HI!]

[my-own-friend.livejournal.com]

[Face screwed up in disgust, she steps back. It might be tiny, but it looks like a predator, so it'll be dangerous.]

Stay. Away.

[She keeps stepping back, keeping her attention on the dinosaur.]

I'm such a dick to this guy..

[britbitchsnark.livejournal.com]

[So guess who's desperately making his way towards the boats. He's armed with a kitchen knife strapped to his leg and a tranquiliser gun. Yeah bitch be prepared.

Shaun hears the rustling and just keeps walking. Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof]

Tis a beautiful thing~

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Oh hello Mr. Delightfully squishy! My name is drunken sailor and you are now my baby seal!

But let's play a game! It's called be cute to get pettings THEN STEAL OFF ALL YOUR FINGERS!]

Indeeeeed~

[britbitchsnark.livejournal.com]

[No. Shaun isn't falling for that! He's a bastard coated bastard with an extra helping of bastard when it comes to these things. So he just keeps on walking hoisting the gun closer to him as he walks.]

Bugger off you little pissant. Go on, shoo!

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[Light has been trekking through the prehistoric foliage, looking incredibly constipated annoyed. He's already scraped his face against the ground as he tried to get away from a herd of stampeding Triceratops. The gashes on his cheeks and nose has since stopped bleeding, but he is pissed beyond reason that his face is damaged the way it is. When he sees the dinosaur in front of him, his face just falls into an expression that could only be described as... "Oh. Fuck."]

...S-stay back!

[barfasaurus.livejournal.com]

[Oh, why you wants him to stay back Light? He just wants to make friends! Look Light! He's coming close to say hi! Don't you just want to pet him and hug him andtoallyletyourguarddownsohecaneatyourface...

Hi Mr. Human~ Let's be good friends~]

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[Light takes a few cautious steps back, never once taking his eyes off the smaller predator. Do these goddamn things climb trees? He can't quite recall, because all he can remember is Nedry being devoured in the car. The gun he received from Sheldon is reassuring in some ways, but he doesn't know if it's enough.]

I don't have food for you.

[He continues backing up until he is pressed against a tree. He starts feeling for a branch...]