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A challenger has appered!
[Hello badficians~ Perhaps on your journey through the forests you come across this cute little guy. Isn't he just adorable? Listen to him make that precious little cooing noise! Oh look, he's approaching you! Perhaps he smells that sandwich in your pocket? Maybe he wants to play fetch?]
((This little guy packs more punch then you would think- namely his poison puke. I'll leave it open where your character gets spat on, but note it's going to burn and become numbing.))
((This little guy packs more punch then you would think- namely his poison puke. I'll leave it open where your character gets spat on, but note it's going to burn and become numbing.))
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But he doesn't. And he can't. AND GOSH DARNIT YOU'RE SHINY! DO YOU TASTE LIKE SHINY TOO?! LET'S FIND OUT!]
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Get off me!
[And she gives it a good ol' fashioned Falcon Punch to the face.]
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MOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!
and off that little bugger goes]
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And don't come back!