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shot o.1 // [voice]
[there's no video to accompany the message: it's strictly audio, whether due to paranoia or the holder's inability to work a Blackberry not immediately apparent. The voice is dry and irritated, coughs punctuating the short delivery he gives to announce himself. It's probably familiar to more than a few people in the manor...]
If this is Hell, it's not a very good rendition. Where's the fire? Brimstone? Demons to make me repent for everything I've done? [a cough, here; perhaps a small bit of laughter that stops as soon as it began. there's not a circle of hell that he doesn't belong in, and he's not sure why he's not there now.]
If it's not Hell, then does anyone know where I can find some chocolate? [his tone is dry on this sentence; he clearly thinks he's dead, and this is all just a hallucination from inside his mind.]
If this is Hell, it's not a very good rendition. Where's the fire? Brimstone? Demons to make me repent for everything I've done? [a cough, here; perhaps a small bit of laughter that stops as soon as it began. there's not a circle of hell that he doesn't belong in, and he's not sure why he's not there now.]
If it's not Hell, then does anyone know where I can find some chocolate? [his tone is dry on this sentence; he clearly thinks he's dead, and this is all just a hallucination from inside his mind.]
[Video]
Well, perhaps there are others who'd be willing to help you. My assistance doesn't come easy, dear.
[Video]
[Video]
[VOICE, how did I forget to change that IT WAS ALL VOICE FROM HIM]
[Voice]
[Voice]
Well, that is usually the way it goes. If we were upfront and honest about everything, the world would be pretty damn boring.
[Voice]
[Voice]
If the world wasn't exciting, I'd be out of a damn job.
[Voice]
[Watch the sarcasm and enthusiasm just drip off her voice!]
[Voice]
It's a curse for a reason.