badfic_manor | Spell 2: Dear old Shiz? [Accidental audio/video]

This is absolutely ridiculous!

[Upon finding her closet filled with uniforms (Scroll down a little - http://www.squidoo.com/elphabacostumefromwicked) Elphaba is not happy. Having then been told she's expected to attend class, and having found a schedule attached to her door, she proceeds to rip it cleanly in half and discard the paper. The blackberry at this point is propped up on her desk, and shows the green witch opening the closet once again, and pushing the hung up uniforms to the side, eventually stopping when she see's what appears to be a formal dress. Carefully, and a little more calmly, she pulls it out and holds it up (http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/281/2817629/07_2009/a4/black-prom-dresses.jpg) She smirks at it, before hanging it back up, and closing the doors, before collapsing back on the bed]

At least they chose a colour I don't clash with...

[After a minute or so, she gets up, and pulls the Grimmerie off of her bedside table, opening it to a desired page. Also retrieving her notebook and quil, she mutters something and the feather floats next to her hand as instructed, as she continues to translate the contents of the book. She has no intention of going to class.]

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[She smirks, and crosses her arms over her chest]

No, not really - I want to see what you end up doing~

[James begins to flip through the notebook]

((I'm not doubting he's a great wizard, but this is a completely different type of magic, not the mention the whole language barrier thing (the English translations wouldn't work if spoken, they're only designed to tell her how each spell works)..something would definitely go wrong for him))

[Elphaba watches him in curiousity as she sits back down on the bed; she isn't sure what he's going to choose, but she's pretty certain it'll end badly]

[James clears his throat and tries to say a rather complex spell. Yeah...so much for that. His eyes go wide and his mouth seals up and disappears off of his face. His other features are disappearing too. Help.]

[She can only laugh at him as parts of him start to simply disappear. She know's how to fix it, but enjoys watching him evaporate, until only his upper half remains.

Quickly, she recites a short incantation, and waits for his body to reform. She's still smiling wickedly/playfully]

What did I tell you...?

[James pants and touches his face. He goes beat red with embarrassment. He doesn't know how to recover from THAT]

[She chuckles wickedly, and gets up, reaching over and closing the book rather pointedly]

Perhaps you should stick to what you know - by the way, you haven't shown me anything of the magic you're used to.

[She sits back on the bed, the grimmerie in her lap]

Come on. Shock me~

[James gives a sheepish sort of smile, and takes out his wand. With a wave and a well placed spell he transfigures a nearby book into a parrot which lands on his shoulder when he whistles for it.]

[At first she doesn't see what he did, but when a parrot suddenly flies over her and lands on his shoulder, she glances back at the back gap in her bookshelf, and back at him, smirking]

I ca see how that would come in handy. Not bad

uh uh uh, not finished yet.

[James grins and points at the bird. The parrot begins reciting what was written in the book it used to be.]

[Okay, even she has to admit that was pretty cool. She laughs as she listens to the contents being spoken by the bird]

That's amazing - very strange, but very funny all the same.

Too bad I don't have any books written for comedy

Spell 2: Dear old Shiz? [Accidental audio/video]

...well, since it's a completely alien language to him, I don't think he would be able to..

What's a good one?

You can make one up I guess, but it really is a canon point that she's the only one who can read it.

Oooh, it's okay. He'll fuck it up. :D

XD aw bless him..how the mighty fall =]

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