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Wow, I haven't done an actual post for Kaito in a while have I?

[Kaito totally had nothing to do with the snow in the entrance hall. To prove it, he's over in the garden, training with his doves (That's what the Author got him for christmas, but I haven't really figured out exactly where the cage is being kept >>;) and practicing his other magic while he's at it. Totally Innocent.]

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[After going through more of the Author's usual shenanigans in one week than he cared for, Light had been determined to stay in his room. It's when he sees Kaito through the window that he changes his mind. He had no idea what Kaito had been playing at while he was in Toothless's body, and no, he isn't about to let it slide either. He starts moving through the entrance hall. Light is not amused by the snow, and given what he could see of Kaito's attempt at nonchalance, is quite willing to bet he's responsible for this as well. Wiping the snowflakes out his hair, he opens the door and makes his way to the garden.]

[Kaito has a dove on his head and another in one hand when he looks up and sees Light coming his way.]

Hey, Yagami! Going for a walk? [He does in fact notice the state of Light's hair of course, but rather than outright ignoring it, he does acknowledge he notices, but he doesn't comment or laugh.]

[Light catches the glance at his hair, and yes, he is acutely aware of the fact that it is splotchily dyed in unnatural colors. While he appreciates the fact that he isn't being outright mocked for it, the lack of laughter or comment for that matter, only increases his suspicions that Kaito did indeed set up the snow in the first place. For now, he matches Kaito's tone.]

Something like that. [He smiles.] I see you managed to avoid the mysterious snow indoors.

[Kaito snorts.] Snow indoors? Was that the Author or did someone pull another prank? Wish I could've seen that, but I've been out here all afternoon.

[And then he tosses the dove in his hand in the air and it vanishes in a puff of smoke, replaced by a rubber ball, which he catches and tosses from hand to hand.]

[It's a nice attempt really, but Light is not having any of it. There are definite trends to what the Author is doing this week, he's sure of it. From all the time he's spent here, he's noticed that not a single plot had been repeated. If there's one thing the Author can be counted on to do, is to at least stick to one theme during the course of a plot. True, he couldn't be entirely sure that this is the case, but the repetition of previous plots could very well be the plot this week. If that were the case, then, no, the Author wouldn't invent a new one in the middle of a week.

it's most definitely a prank, and really, there's only one prankster here. Light is looking at him right now. True enough, Megamind, from what Light had seen on public feeds would fit into that category, but really, what would a bald alien even want to do with hair dye? It's definitely a human.]

Impressive. [He doesn't actually sound very impressed at all.] So, how long is this hair dye going to last?

[Ah well. That one ball has now become two, and then three, which he is juggling as he answers pretty nonchalantly.] It should come out in a day or two if you wash it a few times.

[Light makes a disgruntled noise. He could be angrier about this and once upon a time, he might have shouted at Kaito for it, but all things considered, a spectacularly awful dye job is the least of his grievances.He would have been more irritated if Kaito had pranked him specifically, but his idiocy is obviously directed at everyone. More importantly? The Author is out to get Light on a personal level. It's the only explanation he has for her constantly bringing in undesirables from his world. Then again...Kaito would make a wonderful outlet for all of Light's problems. Nothing like having a a perfectly viable scapegoat to take off some of the tension.]

I'd be careful if I were you. You wouldn't want to anger the wrong person, Kuroba. You might find yourself missing a ball or two. [A smile.] It'd be a shame if you couldn't juggle anymore.

[There is a multi-colored detective trudging towards you, Kaito. He managed to find all his transmitters and they are safely back in his pocket- however there are now dark circles under his eyes that can be seen through the glasses.]

...

[Sigh.]

Oi.

[Kaito looks up and snickers.] Hey, Tentai-kun! What happened to you?

[I wonder.]

You.

[He sighed sadly.] Always so quick to point fingers at people.

[Though obviously he's actually denying it. He's the one who used Conan's transmitters to make his insignia after all.] You don't have to be so cranky. I gave you something to do, didn't I?

[sulksulkgrumblegrumblegrumble] The Mystery section of the library is big enough I always have at least a book to read.

[Being a creature of the outdoors, she catches a familiar whiff of a friend she knew back in Paris...or the funny place with the big metal scratching post in her dragon mind. She emerges out of the barn to see the doves and wants to come over to take a look but she's feeling a bit mischievous. Crouching down, she slinks through the hedge maze and quietly approaches Kaito. It's time for tag with a pounce....]

[If Kaito doesn't notice being snuck up on by a dragon, then the birds do notice something off, because they start to get nervous. Kaito looks up and glances around.]

Oi, is someone there?

[Still hidden, she waited for Kaito to miss her general direction. With precision, she leaps forward appearing menacing only to deliver a solid, messy lick to the back of Kaito's head. This was hide and seek tag and she runs off into the bushes again.]

[ Nancy always did enjoy magic shows. She saw a few with her dad as a kid and even knew how to do a few card tricks herself. So she stops to watch on her way to the entrace hall and when it looked like he was done, she clapped her hands, now wondering how he had done the tricks.

It always happened. After these shows, she always wants to know how they are done. Sometimes, her questioning was borderline bothersome. ]

Bravo! That was great!

[Kaito always appreciates an audience of course and takes a bow, grinning.] Thank you. Always glad to entertain miss.

I'm Nancy... and wow! It's been a while since I watched a magic show.

[ She stops clapping and walks towards him, glancing at his props---the reels in her head working, wondering how his tricks worked. She glances at his birds, remembering how the easy trick of making them appear is done, and tried to applyitwiththe tricks she just saw. ]

It really takes me back... so, tell me. How did you do it?

[After getting the color out of his hair mostly, renewing his make-up and changing into a simple light blue Yukata, Ryuutaro goes out to find the one who he has to blame for his recent bad mood.
According to the people he talked to, he was looking for another magician. And if that person there didn't look like one, his name wasn't Fukami Ryuutaro.

Energetically he walks towards Kaito, his closed fan darting towards Kaito's face only stopping about an inch before it]

You. Am I correct assuming you are the one who set up that riculous color-trap?

[He looks up curiously when Ryuutaro walks over, a dove still perched on his head.] Eh? Who told you that? I've been out here practicing all afternoon.

[He sounds genuinely confused, but that's because he's a good actor.]

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[The fan is removed from Kaito's face, but it stays closed, threating to dart forward again]

The names won't matter. I won't leave them to some kind of foolish revenge of yours. [Truth be told: He didn't even ask for the names at all]

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