7th bomb||Hayato Gokuder|| [in person-backdated to monday morning cos I FAIL]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[At first Hayato didn't notice the change in scenery. Usually he was a light sleeper and pretty crisp in the morning, but after being ill the previous week he was uncharacteristically sluggish. He dragged his feet out of his room with only his pajama pants and a pair of slippers on, and a toothbrush sticking out of his mouth... and a couple stick of dynamite stuck in the waistband of his pants.

He drags his feet through the halls to the bathrooms, totally not registering any of the changes in his environment. He even pauses to glance vacantly out a window for moment before continuing on his way.

Right during the middle of brushing his teeth however it seems to FINALLY DAWN ON HIM, and he hastily spits out the toothpaste and GUNS IT BACK THROUGH THE HALLS TO THAT WINDOW!

So Badficians, have a half-naked teenager looking out the window LIKE HE JUST SAW GOD.]

Comments

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Um, okay. Well, it's a sensitive subject.

[He's trying to remain optimistic despite the growing irritation that surrounds him.]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

I-it's not you! Really! Ah... the offer was nice and everything! It's just... I uh.... I've had some... bad experiences with people preparing food for me...

[Hayato looks up at him a bit worried. This was probably the first time IN A VERY LONG TIME that he's attempted more then just civility, but politeness as well. It was a very foreign thing to him, and despite putting forth all his effort he feared he was mucking it up. He really had spent too much of his life picking fights and trying to drive people away making it hard for him to shake off his natural abrasiveness and distrustfulness. But this was an ALIEN! The teen inhales deeply, ready to make an attempt to fixing the situation]

But the offer was very generous! If you really want to send me food I will not turn it down!

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

[He puts his hands up in defense but the hurt was already etched on his face.]

It's okay. Really. I've been there, I know. Look, we got off on the wrong foot here so I'll be the one to say that I'll only send packaged food since preparations are kind of a no go for me. I'm not good in the kitchen. That was Minion's job and I burn pop-ped corn.

[His smile returns in the form of a playful grin.]

At least I admit it when I say I can't cook. Nope. Not in the least. You're better off, trust me.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[What the hell is it with that guys fan? He looks like a chick... acts kind of chick-ish... but sounds 100% dude. Maybe he's still sleeping? This would constitute the WEIRDEST dream he's had in a while...]

Y-yeah... I uh... just woke up... been a long week... and I uh... didn't expect to y'know... be in space...

[But hey, at least his breath is minty fresh]

[deeplymeaningless]

[And the fan snaps shut again. It's an annoying habit of Ryuutaro's, always gesturing with it. Then he smiles overly sweetly.]

Nobody did. [Which was annoying, considering he should've known, because he was a fortune-teller after all!]
The future goes weird ways sometimes.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato chuckles and rubs the back of his neck]

You can't POSSIBLY be worse then my sister... everything she cooks [or touches for that matter]... kinda turns lethal...

[And some more REALLY awkward laughing]

And she really took to feeding me when we were kids....

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato jumps as the fan snaps shut... he REALLY didn't know what to make of this guy]

Yeah, this whole place is weird... Y'think maybe it's gunna stay like this from now on?

[Personally he wouldn't mind, space was friggin' awesome!]

[deeplymeaningless]

I'm not sure... The Author doesn't seem to be the type to stick with ideas.
[And besides... as beautiful as the stars were, as much as he loved them... The thought of not being able to go outside was horrifying. But...]

If we could land on planets and actually go outside quite often, I wouldn't mind terribly much though.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[He looks sorely disappointed]

Yeah, I guess you've got a point...

[But he INSTANTLY brightens RIGHT BACK UP at the mention of traveling to other planets]

THAT WOULD BE FRIGGIN' AWESOME! Can you imagine it?! All the other intelligent life forms we could meet?! We could be like ambassadors of earth!

[Oh look at the can of worms you opened Ryuutaro. He's getting some serious nerd on now]

[deeplymeaningless]

[In secret Ryuutaro thinks to himself, that earth would be pretty much doomed with an overly exited ambassador like that. But the smirk stays on.]

I suppose it would be extremely fascinating. [And admittedly, he also liked thinking about it. In the end Ryuutaro was just 13-year-old after all] We already have aliens here, as mentioned before, but meeting them in their envriroments, on their world, would give a lot of insight in their culture that we usually could not have...

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're either really brave or really tough to be able to consume toxic foods.

[He's had bland prison food most of his life.]

Nothing can be as lethal as Mad Mark's cooking. That stuff...well, there's a reason why it's called mystery meat

[andsuddenlydynamite]

t would be GREAT! Think of all the alien species there could be out there! Think of all the amazing alien technology they could have!

[Like in Star Wars]

Or even all sorts of special powers they might have!

[Like in Star Trek]

They could even help us solve all sorts of mysteries one Earth!

[Like the stuff in the tabloids...]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Not so much brave or tough, as much as it was me being too young to stop it.

[He laughs a bit more honestly, turning his childhood trauma into a mock challenge felt somewhat freeing]

Ha, I could betcha anything my sis can out bad-cook anyone! Really, I'd tell ya to ask her last boyfriend... but he "mysteriously" died of food poisoning.

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

[Gulps]

I'll keep that in mind.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Well luckily she ain't here. But her name is Bianchi in case she ever is brought here. First thing she would probably do is try to cook for people... sometimes I'm really not sure if she does this stuff on purpose...

[He chuckles again]

But just stay away from her.... or you might end up with steam billowing out from your belly button...

[...if he has a belly button....]

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

[The metal on his costume tinks as he shudders, visibly and very dramatically.]

I don't feel like becoming then next Goodyear Blimp.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Well it's apparently good for tracking someone!

[Bianchi had used that trick to thwart one of his MANY attempts at running away....]

And it's not entirely lethal... as far as I know... sis may have changed the recipe...

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Oh I bet. "Officer, just follow the smell of flatulence and it'll lead you right to him...or dirty socks...take your pick." Or better yet, "Just follow the trail of puke."

[deeplymeaningless]

If we would actually be able to get their friendship.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[He thinks it over for a moment]

hmmm right they could be hostile... attempt to use Earth for resources or attempt to enslave humanity...

[some more thinking and then... idea!]

Maybe one of the aliens on the ship would know how to handle that! They've probably got to know about space more then we do!

[deeplymeaningless]

You can always go ask them. I'm sure at least some will be very glad to talk to you about it.

I'm Ryuutaro Fukami by the way.
[Which carries a silent 'and who are you?' with it. Even though he was not a social person, Ryuutaro liked to know the names of those he was stuck in the manor with.]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Gokudera Hayato.

[Hayato smiles a bit]

So, you know a lot about space?

[deeplymeaningless]

Not about the scientific aspects.
[Fan is opened again, dramatically]
Astrology is suiting my intrests better. To me the stars have a special kind of magic.
[Which is true. In his world that even makes sense. In every star-sign lies a bey and so every blader had to feel some kind of connection with the sky. And on top of that Ryuutaro was intrested in every way of fortune-telling.]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Seriously?!

[His face lights up, this sort of supernatural stuff was RIGHT UP HIS ALLY!]

W-what kind of magic?! What can they do!

[If ONLY he had a notepad on him! His respect for this guy just went up EXPONENTIALLY!]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato laughs]

That's... actually not too far from what happened actually... if I actually managed to leave the grounds without passing out.