7th bomb||Hayato Gokuder|| [in person-backdated to monday morning cos I FAIL]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[At first Hayato didn't notice the change in scenery. Usually he was a light sleeper and pretty crisp in the morning, but after being ill the previous week he was uncharacteristically sluggish. He dragged his feet out of his room with only his pajama pants and a pair of slippers on, and a toothbrush sticking out of his mouth... and a couple stick of dynamite stuck in the waistband of his pants.

He drags his feet through the halls to the bathrooms, totally not registering any of the changes in his environment. He even pauses to glance vacantly out a window for moment before continuing on his way.

Right during the middle of brushing his teeth however it seems to FINALLY DAWN ON HIM, and he hastily spits out the toothpaste and GUNS IT BACK THROUGH THE HALLS TO THAT WINDOW!

So Badficians, have a half-naked teenager looking out the window LIKE HE JUST SAW GOD.]

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[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

[Megamind was walking the halls with his two reprogrammed drones and twirling a box-end wrench with his finger.

Seeing the half-pink human run by made him stop and slowly look behind him.]

*Bawng*

Yes, I agree. I think he's a little confused.

*bawng BAWNG!*

[Megamind was talking to these machines as if they were speaking plain English. He clears his throat to approach Dera.]

Yes, it is amazing.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato whirls around to the sound of the voice, and he just stares. Wide-eyed. It was an alien. He was on a mother fucking space ship with a mother fucking alien.

....all his dreams. Right now. He could die happy.]

I-is this your ship?

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Pfft, get out of town. I wish!

[He puts his hands on his hips and looks up with a nod.]

It's a little too white for my taste but I can do a lot with it.

[He looks back at Gokudera with a grin and a tilt to his head. His drones making *bawng sounds like they were laughing*]

I'm Megamind, Incredibly Handsome Defender of Metrocity!

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Wow... for an alien he sure seemed... normal...]

I'm Hayato Gokudera...

[Okay that sounded totally lame in comparison to that title... time to break out the nickname he earned on the streets of Italy. He stands up proudly and points to his chest with his thumb]

In Italy they call me "Hurricane Wind Hayato", I'm going to be the right hand man to the future Tenth Vongola boss!

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

That's a good title.

[He gives a nod of approval to this pose-off.]

Nice to meet a "Hericane" that didn't rip a "Hisacane" into shreds.

[Gong! Bad joke. The drones turn to look at each other and shrug their shoulders in confusion.]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Well that TOTALLY goes over Hayato's head. But he still laughs. It must be some cool alien joke he totally doesn't get!]

So, this isn't your ship.... [he looks over the drones, all sparkly eyed] Did you make those, though?

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

No~t entirely. I reprogrammed them.

[Why waste perfectly good equipment?]

*one of the drones moves to Megamind's right while the other takes his left side*

Who's a good drone? You are! Yes you are!

[He pats them both on the top of their domes.]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato leans forward, hands on his knees, to get a better look at the drones. Tentatively he reaches out to touch one, but pauses to look up at Megamind]

C-can I touch one? They won't like try to blow me up or anything right?

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

No. They're not that kind of drones. They're modified as my helpers and you can touch it. It's okay.

[He motions with his head to the one on the right and it follows his unspoken command with a *bawng* in response.]

These are designed to help me reach places I can't. I'm thinking of creating some like them when we return. I like their design.

[The static ball that served as their head was the only noticeable change to their physical form.]

[aizensrainman.livejournal.com]

[[Gokudera could be full naked for all he gives a flying damn of anyone around him, Wonderweiss is more interested to see some one in general looking really excited about something going on. That's all that catches his attention.

Pretty much, that's all that causes him to move down the hall at more a sedated pace. It doesn't take him long but he's got a few feet behind Gokudera, shuffling closer until he's staring over his shoulder.]]

Huua?

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato doesn't pick up Wonderwiess's presence, too enthralled in the very shiny world outside. That is until Wonderweiss makes the noise, causing the teen to practically jump out of his skin. The teen whips around to face the little... blond... whoever that was]

JESUS MOTHER-FUCKIGN CHRIST KID! WHAT THE FUCK!

[He steadies himself from the shock]

Y-you scared the shit out of me, dumbass!

[aizensrainman.livejournal.com]

[[Wonderweiss pulls back quick enough, staring at Gokudera with a dumbfounded (read normal) gaze even as he's yelled and sworn at. It doesn't seem to phase him and he makes a little grunted noise that catches somewhere in his chest. Of course what that means only the other Arrancar/Espada would care to know or Fura perhaps. Whatever it means, he's got his finger at his lip for a moment, then drops his hand and moves his way over to set his hands on the windows of the ship.]]

Nnnnghuua...

[[He's not sure what caused Gokudera to stare like that, but it's gotta be something. By the looks of it, maybe they were in some other plane, maybe even closer to Aizen if they were lucky.]]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato just watches the boy, utterly irritated. This kid must have taken more blows to the skull then Lawn-head back home. Hayato gives the kid on more look over before planning to leave... until he catches sight of... a hole.... right through his chest.

Excuse Hayato as he just STARES at that for a while....]

M-mother fucker...

[aizensrainman.livejournal.com]

[[Weiss just can't see what Gokudera was so excited about moments ago, he huffs out an annoyed noise at having missed it and then flumps down to the ground on his knees otherwise contemplating what he can be doing. Picture books are always fu-- ..

He turns his head upward to glance at Gokudera while he stares back. He understands, rather recognizes, at least one of those words from back home. Only usually they're being spouted by someone with a tinge more blue in their hair.]]

Ah-?

[[He turns his eyes downward where Gokudera's are and gets it finally.]]

mMnnn--

[[He's not really self conscious about it, but it's really becoming something of a spectacle any time he meets someone who hasn't seen Ulquiorra. He stands and moves closer, slow enough that he's not intending to cause harm- right now of course.]]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[The teen squats down more to the boys level, examining him some more. What the hell is he? ...An alien? Well they ARE in space... it wouldn't be a far stretch. But until he's sure, the self-proclaimed mystery hunter will dub this boy a U.M.A. for now]

Hey, kid. Can you talk?

[aizensrainman.livejournal.com]

[[Weiss's gaze levels off once he's got the same level as Gokudera, he's even paying a little more attention rather than randomly looking off at a shiny thing here or there. He's not used to being called 'kid' though he's heard the name used in his direction before.

The answer is a blaring yes, he does have speaking ability and he nods his head to indicate such. Now ask if he can carry a conversation.]]

Mmn.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

I'm Gokudera. Go-ku-de-ra.

[Operation make peace with the U.M.A. is a GO]

What's your name?

[deeplymeaningless]

[Ryuutaro was feeling quite dreamy as well. The stars. All around. So mystical.
The sight of that half-naked person is disturbing though. If having seen the stars had not put him into a more-or-less good mood, Gokudera's face would probably have met a fan now.
But since he understand the fascination with the stars, the make-up-wearing boy only makes a comment]

The stars are truly distracting, aren't they? [Distracting from getting dressed, he means. His fan is opened and hiding the lower half of his face]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato, being completely enthralled by the stars can't bare to peel his eyes away from the window to address the stranger. Though it's put him in such a good mood, he forgets that he hates everyone, and thus doesn't respond with his usual rudeness]

Yeah, it's friggin' AWESOME! Lookit it!

[deeplymeaningless]

I do see it and have been watching it for an hour or so already.
It is truly amazing. [But not an excuse to run around shirtless!]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[And he's totally not picking up on his nudity, but he is able to peel his eyes away from the window to look back at the... is that a girl? ...The fuck?! Well whatever, space is more important]

It totally frickin' is! I mean think about it! How many other intelligent life forms there could be?! From here it would probably be easy to make contact with them!

[deeplymeaningless]

[Yes, from the looks Ryuutaro could very well be a girl, but his voice was too deep for that. Though... maybe he could just be a girl with a manly voice? However, he wouldn't like to hear such thoughts about his appearance. At all.]

We already have aliens here, they could know more about it. But you might want to get dressed before asking them. [The fan is pointed at Gokudera's upper body]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato ponders one this]

You do have a point... But who's to say they won't be hostile.... hmm.... I'll have to do some scouting then...

[He continues pondering on this... up until the whole getting dressed thing. His face goes BRIGHT RED as he looks down at his shirtless upper half]

Mother fucker! Shit! I totally forgot!

[deeplymeaningless]

[Ryuutaro chuckles, his fan opening to hide most of his face]

That was noticable.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[What the hell is it with that guys fan? He looks like a chick... acts kind of chick-ish... but sounds 100% dude. Maybe he's still sleeping? This would constitute the WEIRDEST dream he's had in a while...]

Y-yeah... I uh... just woke up... been a long week... and I uh... didn't expect to y'know... be in space...

[But hey, at least his breath is minty fresh]