7th bomb||Hayato Gokuder|| [in person-backdated to monday morning cos I FAIL]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[At first Hayato didn't notice the change in scenery. Usually he was a light sleeper and pretty crisp in the morning, but after being ill the previous week he was uncharacteristically sluggish. He dragged his feet out of his room with only his pajama pants and a pair of slippers on, and a toothbrush sticking out of his mouth... and a couple stick of dynamite stuck in the waistband of his pants.

He drags his feet through the halls to the bathrooms, totally not registering any of the changes in his environment. He even pauses to glance vacantly out a window for moment before continuing on his way.

Right during the middle of brushing his teeth however it seems to FINALLY DAWN ON HIM, and he hastily spits out the toothpaste and GUNS IT BACK THROUGH THE HALLS TO THAT WINDOW!

So Badficians, have a half-naked teenager looking out the window LIKE HE JUST SAW GOD.]

Comments

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Um, okay. Well, it's a sensitive subject.

[He's trying to remain optimistic despite the growing irritation that surrounds him.]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

I-it's not you! Really! Ah... the offer was nice and everything! It's just... I uh.... I've had some... bad experiences with people preparing food for me...

[Hayato looks up at him a bit worried. This was probably the first time IN A VERY LONG TIME that he's attempted more then just civility, but politeness as well. It was a very foreign thing to him, and despite putting forth all his effort he feared he was mucking it up. He really had spent too much of his life picking fights and trying to drive people away making it hard for him to shake off his natural abrasiveness and distrustfulness. But this was an ALIEN! The teen inhales deeply, ready to make an attempt to fixing the situation]

But the offer was very generous! If you really want to send me food I will not turn it down!

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

[He puts his hands up in defense but the hurt was already etched on his face.]

It's okay. Really. I've been there, I know. Look, we got off on the wrong foot here so I'll be the one to say that I'll only send packaged food since preparations are kind of a no go for me. I'm not good in the kitchen. That was Minion's job and I burn pop-ped corn.

[His smile returns in the form of a playful grin.]

At least I admit it when I say I can't cook. Nope. Not in the least. You're better off, trust me.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato chuckles and rubs the back of his neck]

You can't POSSIBLY be worse then my sister... everything she cooks [or touches for that matter]... kinda turns lethal...

[And some more REALLY awkward laughing]

And she really took to feeding me when we were kids....

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're either really brave or really tough to be able to consume toxic foods.

[He's had bland prison food most of his life.]

Nothing can be as lethal as Mad Mark's cooking. That stuff...well, there's a reason why it's called mystery meat

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Not so much brave or tough, as much as it was me being too young to stop it.

[He laughs a bit more honestly, turning his childhood trauma into a mock challenge felt somewhat freeing]

Ha, I could betcha anything my sis can out bad-cook anyone! Really, I'd tell ya to ask her last boyfriend... but he "mysteriously" died of food poisoning.

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

[Gulps]

I'll keep that in mind.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Well luckily she ain't here. But her name is Bianchi in case she ever is brought here. First thing she would probably do is try to cook for people... sometimes I'm really not sure if she does this stuff on purpose...

[He chuckles again]

But just stay away from her.... or you might end up with steam billowing out from your belly button...

[...if he has a belly button....]

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

[The metal on his costume tinks as he shudders, visibly and very dramatically.]

I don't feel like becoming then next Goodyear Blimp.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Well it's apparently good for tracking someone!

[Bianchi had used that trick to thwart one of his MANY attempts at running away....]

And it's not entirely lethal... as far as I know... sis may have changed the recipe...

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Oh I bet. "Officer, just follow the smell of flatulence and it'll lead you right to him...or dirty socks...take your pick." Or better yet, "Just follow the trail of puke."

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato laughs]

That's... actually not too far from what happened actually... if I actually managed to leave the grounds without passing out.

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

[Visible cringe]

Ew, I would hate to be in the tank with the person that gets that stomach bomb.

[Then he sputters and laughs.]

Actually, Trout got it and it couldn't have happened to a better person!

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Trout? a friend of yours or somethin?

[Maybe an ALIEN friend?!]

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

No, well, not in the same sense that you would think. He was a prisonmate. He was Chunks cellie and they never got along.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Prisonmate?! You were in prison!?

[The one one place Hayato was quite amazed he had been able to avoid all these years? Well Juvie in his case, but still, same idea. How did an ALIEN get stuck in jail?!]

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I grew up there. I used to call it being "grounded for life" because that's exactly what it felt like.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

SERIOUSLY?! Shit! And here I thought I had it rough. What did ya do to get stuck in jail?! If you were a kid, they should have at least sent ya to juvie! Not that it's much better, but still...

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

My pod landed in the middle of the yard and the convicts there insisted they could take care of me. I came to call them my uncles. The warden wasn't too pleased with the arrangement but what safer place to hide an alien from scientists than a prison?

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Oh, so it was a safety measure? That makes sense... God knows what the government would have done if they got hold of you...

[He muses on it for a moment.]

So you grew up on Earth... Jeez... not gunna lie, that sucks...

[Ever since he could remember he had always wished that he could just leave behind the shit-hole he knew as Earth behind and go to some amazing alien civilization... until he became part of the Vongola, but this, the idea still got him all excited]

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Yes, it sucks like a wind tunnel but I managed so that's good for me.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[He chuckles]

Better then I did at any rate!

[This guy didn't exactly follow the law Hayato had learned on the streets: you hang out with scum, you become scum]

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Bad and good travel on their own. Looks like some of the goodie-two-shoes here have their own cliques. Too bad.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Tch, the justice brigade?

[He scoffs]

They can all go suck a dick, they're useless. The law don't do shit.

[Ah, such an outstanding and classy view on authority]

[big-bang-blue.livejournal.com]

Well, that answers that question.