andsuddenlydynamite: ([srprs] OMG...Aliiieeensss?!)
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7th bomb||Hayato Gokuder|| [in person-backdated to monday morning cos I FAIL]

[At first Hayato didn't notice the change in scenery. Usually he was a light sleeper and pretty crisp in the morning, but after being ill the previous week he was uncharacteristically sluggish. He dragged his feet out of his room with only his pajama pants and a pair of slippers on, and a toothbrush sticking out of his mouth... and a couple stick of dynamite stuck in the waistband of his pants.

He drags his feet through the halls to the bathrooms, totally not registering any of the changes in his environment. He even pauses to glance vacantly out a window for moment before continuing on his way.

Right during the middle of brushing his teeth however it seems to FINALLY DAWN ON HIM, and he hastily spits out the toothpaste and GUNS IT BACK THROUGH THE HALLS TO THAT WINDOW!

So Badficians, have a half-naked teenager looking out the window LIKE HE JUST SAW GOD.]
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[identity profile] big-bang-blue.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
My pod landed in the middle of the yard and the convicts there insisted they could take care of me. I came to call them my uncles. The warden wasn't too pleased with the arrangement but what safer place to hide an alien from scientists than a prison?
andsuddenlydynamite: ([unamused] God why is he only 14?!)

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Oh, so it was a safety measure? That makes sense... God knows what the government would have done if they got hold of you...

[He muses on it for a moment.]

So you grew up on Earth... Jeez... not gunna lie, that sucks...

[Ever since he could remember he had always wished that he could just leave behind the shit-hole he knew as Earth behind and go to some amazing alien civilization... until he became part of the Vongola, but this, the idea still got him all excited]

[identity profile] big-bang-blue.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it sucks like a wind tunnel but I managed so that's good for me.
andsuddenlydynamite: ([happy] oh you flatter me~)

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[He chuckles]

Better then I did at any rate!

[This guy didn't exactly follow the law Hayato had learned on the streets: you hang out with scum, you become scum]

[identity profile] big-bang-blue.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Bad and good travel on their own. Looks like some of the goodie-two-shoes here have their own cliques. Too bad.
andsuddenlydynamite: ([smirk] LOL Ima troll)

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Tch, the justice brigade?

[He scoffs]

They can all go suck a dick, they're useless. The law don't do shit.

[Ah, such an outstanding and classy view on authority]

[identity profile] big-bang-blue.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that answers that question.
andsuddenlydynamite: ([unamused] processing....)

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Question? What question?

[identity profile] big-bang-blue.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
About why the law is so lax. You just answered it. It's worthless.
andsuddenlydynamite: ([unamused] member of 'whogivesafuck-ism')

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[he shrugs]

It's always worthless. I've never seen it work before.

[He's been breaking it since he was 8 after all...]

[identity profile] big-bang-blue.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, some laws are good for the protection of the people as a whole but those are a small majority. The rest of those laws serve a self-gratifying majority that would rather benefit from the greed these fines produce than actually use it for the city or it's intended purpose. That's where a law can become worthless and corrupts a system.

[Yes, he's been paying attention to those things.]
andsuddenlydynamite: ([miffed]...I'll shank you.)

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Tch, or you can just buy all the cops out and the whole thing is totally worthless to everyone.

[He pats his pants down to grab a cigarette... however as attached to his cancer-sticks he is, he never thought to put them in his pajama pants... There's a little irritated tick... and he wonders what use the dynamite in his waist-band was if he didn't bother to bring something to light it with...]

[identity profile] big-bang-blue.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
True but I would rather not and say it did. I prefer an up close and personal response to the matter with a lot of flair and style.
andsuddenlydynamite: ([miffed] Tua Mater)

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Eh, that's how it worked in Sicily. Could do whatever ya wanted, so long as you didn't upset the big mafia famiglias no one gave a shit. My tactic was usually trap setting and blow it all ta hell if I got caught.

[and picking fights with anything with legs...]

[identity profile] big-bang-blue.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, I've never been there. Sounds like it would be an interesting place though a bit chaotic wouldn't you say? Then again...maybe not.
andsuddenlydynamite: ([unamused] If you say so...)

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It's pretty much run by the mafia. It's a royal shithole.

[identity profile] big-bang-blue.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ew, that sounds pleasant.
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[He shrugs. Such was his life]

Home sweet home.
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