http://beautiful-brute.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] beautiful-brute.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-05-11 03:05 pm

Voice

[Have a very unconcerned sounding Zarbon, Manor.]

It appears as if there's been another murder.

[And that's really all he has to say. As far as the alien's concerned, he's done his part. He's a busy man and he's got other stuff to do.

Stuff that is certainly more exciting than coming upon the body of someone he probably would have just tried to kill anyhow.]
pineapple_fairy: ([B/] wanna see my eternal samba?)

[voice]

[personal profile] pineapple_fairy 2011-05-11 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Kufufufu.... My, my, another one? Does this happen often? It's such a pity to see so many people dropping like flies before I ever got a chance to introduce myself.

[His tone doesn't imply any sort of sympathy. More like mild amusement. The whole situation is peculiar, and now sudden murders everywhere? How delightfully chaotic]
Edited 2011-05-11 21:35 (UTC)
pineapple_fairy: ([B/] traitorus swine)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] pineapple_fairy 2011-05-11 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Just this week? Oh, I thought this was a regular occurrence... I've seen people irritated, however none seemed surprised...
pineapple_fairy: ([smirk] Y SO SRS?!)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] pineapple_fairy 2011-05-11 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Truly? Now that could be very fortunate or unfortunate depending on how you look at it... Still I believe I would like to avoid any unpleasant messy deaths if I could. I would rather not stain my my clothes with blood.
pineapple_fairy: ([smirk] I > U)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] pineapple_fairy 2011-05-11 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Me? Oh I don't think I have anything to fear, I've already deterred this murderer... he's a surprisingly hardy sort though, so do be careful yourself, sir.
pineapple_fairy: ([unamused] asdjkfdfgkfgkj)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] pineapple_fairy 2011-05-12 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well then it seems neither of us have anything substantial to worry about...

[a pause]

unless... pardon, I'm rather new, these bodies... won't begin to smell will they? Or is there at least someone who deals with the corpses? Or perhaps the stains from them? I've got a rather nasty stain on my rug you see....

[And like hell is he going to clean that shit himself]
pineapple_fairy: ([unamused] She's a stupid bitch~)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] pineapple_fairy 2011-05-12 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
But they are dealt with? Corpses are unpleasant business that I prefer to avoid myself.

[At least after he's made them and reveled in his superiority for a moment]
pineapple_fairy: ([smirk] srry mario princess in other cas)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] pineapple_fairy 2011-05-12 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[So death was common enough for people to be generally unsurprised, but scarce enough that they didn't pay mind as to what happened to the bodies? Peculiar... and a minor annoyance preventing him from gathering information.]

Well that's a relief at least.

[Now if only there was someone to get the big stain off his floor...]

So, my I ask your name? Just a passing curiosity. I do not know many people here and I would like very much to remedy that.
pineapple_fairy: ([action] /BITCHSLAP)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] pineapple_fairy 2011-05-12 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Rokudo Mukuro. A pleasure.

[Were he in person he may do a fancy little bow, but alas, this was voice, and thus he couldn't put on as much of a show]