In Person

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[Burter stands by the edge of the beach looking out into the water. There are a few dead monsters around him (though whether he killed them himself or if they were left by others isn't clear), but his chosen beach is mostly untarnished. His arms are folded across his chest and he frowns slightly.

He still has no idea why he's been brought here, brought back to life, or how long he's got before Vegeta finds him and undoubtedly wastes his ass once more. He sighs.]

You've got to be kidding me.

[About what? Eh. The blue alien doesn't elaborate, though he'll gladly socialize with anyone who might want to say something to him.]

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[Burter maintains his pose, despite looking ridiculous and hovering mid-air.]

I'll never forget what you did to us!

[Rage? Or fear?]

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Wha-? Oh yeahh... heh, sorry about that.

[No really. He does feel kinda bad.]

But uh, well you guys were kind asking for it. I mean, I couldn't just let you get away with hurting my friends like that y'know.

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If you hadn't shown up, everything would have gone according to plan!

[Annnnd your son would be dead, your best friend would be dead, and Vegeta would be dead. On the plus side? Guldo would still be dead.]

[moar-food-plz.livejournal.com]

[Hear that? Yeah. He's laughing.]

Hahahaa! Yeah, I've been told I'm pretty good at ruining plans like that.

[But seriously. You guys ever fill in Guldo's spot on the bowling team? Goku needs something to do on Wednesday nights.]

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[Burter clenches his fist. Laughing? About defeating him and the rest of the force twice? The blue man growls.]

And so now you're here to ruin my life again!

[That depends. Will he bring some of Chichi's cooking? Also, Guldo always bowled a perfect score-- kinda like he was stopping time, kicking all the pins over, then starting it all up again. BUT HEY, HIS SCORE BENEFITED EVERYONE SO THEY NEVER QUESTIONED IT.]

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Huh? Oh no, nothing like that.
Well... not really anyway.

It's just that I noticed Frieza was here too.
Plus you. And there was that other guy.

[Can't blame him for being concerned can you?]

I'm just trying to make sure there's not trouble before anything starts.

[Of course Goku would bring food! Provided that he doesn't eat most of it before gets there anyways. And he's never really bowled before in his life but we'll just say he's amazing at it to save argument.]

...you saw no typos.

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Lord Frieza is here?!

[That's something Burter hasn't realized.]

If Lord Frieza is here, you don't stand a chance!

[Except, wait. Frieza had just been in Hell with him. And Goku dispatched of him just as easily as he'd dispatched of Burter and the rest of the Ginyu Force when they'd crossed paths. This wasn't looking good at all. Burter's face falls.]

J-Just you wait until he finds you!

[...it won't make a difference. Sigh.]

<__< typos.. what typos?

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Oh... you uh... you didn't come here with him..?

[Oshi-! Said too much]

Yeah, I actually just talked to him the other day.

But uh... he doesn't seem to remember who I am... which was kinda weird...

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Of course not!

[Wait, if Frieza's escaped from Hell too, maybe (just maybe) the rest of the Ginyu Force has as well.]

He doesn't remember you?

[Now that...seemed odd. Seeing as Burter knows for a fact Lord Frieza has faced against Goku many times.]

How could he not remember you?

[Goku didn't remember him, Frieza didn't remember Goku...what's going on?]

[moar-food-plz.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

[shrug]

He mistook me for some other guy.

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...

[Well, uh, not that chatting to Goku isn't lovely, but Burter feels like he ought to be looking into that whole "Frieza" thing. Thanks for the update, Goku.]

That's very interesting, but I think I've got something I've got to do now.

[moar-food-plz.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, not to mention Goku is pretty much starving by now anyways. He almost forgot he went out to go get a snack. Almost.]

Heh, right.

Tell Frieza I said hi!

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Yeah, sure!

[Er. Wait. He didn't want Goku to know where he's going. DAMN THAT SAIYAN!]

I mean, uh, if I see him.

[moar-food-plz.livejournal.com]

[is isn't quite as dumb as most people think ;3]

Yea sure.

[And with that he gives a short wave and flies off to find some noms. Cause DAMMIT hes hungry]