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[Burter stands by the edge of the beach looking out into the water. There are a few dead monsters around him (though whether he killed them himself or if they were left by others isn't clear), but his chosen beach is mostly untarnished. His arms are folded across his chest and he frowns slightly.

He still has no idea why he's been brought here, brought back to life, or how long he's got before Vegeta finds him and undoubtedly wastes his ass once more. He sighs.]

You've got to be kidding me.

[About what? Eh. The blue alien doesn't elaborate, though he'll gladly socialize with anyone who might want to say something to him.]

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[moar-food-plz.livejournal.com]

[Orly? Well its your lucky day! Or not. Goku will talk to just about anybody. Seriously. He's out wandering the beach right now wearing nothing more then a pair of bright orange swim shorts.]

Ohh~ so you must be one of Frieza's guys too huh?

[You hear that voice? Yep. Look behind you. Goku just smiles and waves.]

There was another guy around here wearing armor like that.
Not sure where he ran off too though...Vegeta kinda lost it on him..

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[Burter turns towards the source of the voice.]

You know Lord-...?

[SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST (admittedly, Burter doesn't know who that is), HE'S HERE TOO?! Have a blue streak as Burter shoots away from you and into the sky with his super speed, Goku.]

AAAAAHHHHH! Y-YOU!

[He really has just been brought back to die again? THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?!]

[moar-food-plz.livejournal.com]

Was it... something I said..?

[Goku is completely baffled. But that doesn't seem to stop him from giving chase. So don't look behind you Burter. He's right on your tail...er uh... lack thereof.]

Heh. You're going to have to be faster then that!

[He flies right up next to him, waving a little hello.]

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WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

[Vegeta, this guy...yes, someone has it in for him. Burter can tell.]

[moar-food-plz.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[He just shrugs his shoulders a bit, now sort of flying on his bast as goku folds his arms behind his head. Totally just chilling.]

I dunno. Probably same reason as you.

Something about the uh... Author... or whatever.
She has a habit of bringing all kinds of people in from all over the place.

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[Burter adopts a fighting stance.]

Is that so? Well, I guess you're here for a fight, aren't you?

[Welp, life was nice while it lasted. Again.]

[moar-food-plz.livejournal.com]

[Oooh A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!]

Hmm, well no. Not really.
Actually, I was just outside enjoying the sun... oh! And trying to get something to eat too.

Buuut~

[He can always take time to relax later. Goku smiles and get into stance.]

I sure could go for a good spar right about now.

Sorry! It seems like I'm not getting email notifs for some reason!

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[Wait, he wasn't looking for a fight?]

You're...not here to fight me?

[Given that Goku has defeated him twice, this blows the Ginyu member's mind.]

Well, in that case, what do you want?

it's cool bb :D

[moar-food-plz.livejournal.com]

Well... no, not intentionally.
I was just curious as to why you looked so familiar.

[Cause Namek happened like HOW many years ago?]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Well the teen had been running around, watching his own ass, when LOW AND BEHOLD! WHAT COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE?! It couldn't... another alien?! He dressed similar to Frieza and Zarbon... well it's time to COMPLETELY forget about the whole monster thing and GET SOME ANSWERS! The teen approaches the alien, and clears his throat to get his attention. He is going to handle this like a calm and responsible person.... for now...]

E-excuse me? Are you an alien?

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[What's this? A local?]

Alien?

[Well, technically, yes. But this is Burter. Burter of the Ginyu Force. So guess what, Dera-- you get a pose.]

I'm Burter of the Ginyu Force! I'M THE FASTEST IN THE UNIVERSE and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

[He pauses then looks kind of sheepish.]

...Well, maybe not your worst. I'm still not sure what exactly's going on. Can you tell me anything about all this?

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Ginyu Force? Fastes in the universe?

[If this were ANYONE ELSE he would have JUMPED on that 'fastest in the universe' thing faster then the... well... the fastest in the universe...]

Um... if I explain it... would it be alright if I asked you some questions after?

[Don't reach for the notepad yet, Hayato... DON'T REACH FOR THE NOTEPAD!]

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Questions?

[Burter shrugs.]

Sure, why not?

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[AWESOME~!]

Alright, the best way I can explain this place is some sort of interdimentional plane that's controlled by some 'all powerful' bitch called the Author. She's got control over the entire place and can pretty much throw us into whatever she wants. Usually we're in a big manor, but sometimes we get taken out for "field trips" like this one... they usually last two weeks... the first week is usually pretty relaxed, but week two everything goes to hell....

this is week two of this place if you haven't guessed.

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Really? It doesn't seem all that bad.

[Burter scratches the back of his head.]

Was the first week more fun or something?

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Well, last week things weren't trying to kill us.

[Have another awkward throat clearing]

So... could I ask you some questions now?

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Huh. They don't seem to be trying too hard.

[Then again, not everyone is an overpowered space mercenary.]

Ok...what sort of questions?

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[Large, blue, deformed... looks like a sub denizen to Nepeta! That thought held in mind, she creeps up slowly behind him, sliding herself behind a slight dune that would provide (not enough) coverage, snicking out her glove-claws]

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[Burter is aware of the Troll's presence, but a cursory glance her way doesn't cause him much alarm. As far as he can see (since, indeed, that's all that seems to be visible from behind the dune), it is nothing more than a blue-headed cat with yellow eyes and orange ears watching him.

Ah, the local wildlife...]

[arsenic-catnip.livejournal.com]

[She freezes when he glanced her way, then grins as he looks away. Ever so cautiously, she creeps around the dune, body low and legs tensed to spring at the slightest notice. Her glove-claws still extended, she approaches the monster, planning on leaping at it's back, hopefully to hit some organs and reduce his health level.]

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[That darn cat. Burter looks over as the "feline" moves towards him. Only now he can see it's not a cat at all but some sort of...costume?

Welp, no sense staying in the line of fire. There's a slight blur and Burter is no longer in front of you, Nepeta.]

Who are you?

[Hello from about twenty feet in the air behind you.]

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[Slight pawse, then Nepeta whirls towards the direction the voice came from, frowning in confusion. The monster spoke? And could teleport?

In hindsight, this purrobably wasn't a good idea]

Nepeta Leijon! Who are you?

[Her claws were still out, but her stance relaxed somewhat, as monsters didn't talk.]

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[What's this? Someone wants to know his name? That can only mean one thing. Burter drops back to the ground (this time, at a more reasonable speed) and quickly assumes a ridiculous pose.]

You ask who I am? I'm Burter of the Ginyu Force!

[He spins his arms a bit before taking on another pose.]

The FASTEST IN THE UNIVERSE!

[Cool? Yeah, Burter knows he is.]

[arsenic-catnip.livejournal.com]

[Well, he was fast... And maybe there had been a race of some sort that let him take that as a title?]

Cool! [She retracts her claws back into her gloves with a flick of her wrist, and she grins] I'm the greenblooded moirail of Equius, blueblood.

How long have you been here? I haven't seen you befur...

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["Befur"? Odd accent on the word but Burter thinks nothing of it. He instead looks sheepish.]

Ah, well, I just arrived the other day. I'm still figuring everything out.