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[Burter stands by the edge of the beach looking out into the water. There are a few dead monsters around him (though whether he killed them himself or if they were left by others isn't clear), but his chosen beach is mostly untarnished. His arms are folded across his chest and he frowns slightly.

He still has no idea why he's been brought here, brought back to life, or how long he's got before Vegeta finds him and undoubtedly wastes his ass once more. He sighs.]

You've got to be kidding me.

[About what? Eh. The blue alien doesn't elaborate, though he'll gladly socialize with anyone who might want to say something to him.]

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[What's this? Someone wants to know his name? That can only mean one thing. Burter drops back to the ground (this time, at a more reasonable speed) and quickly assumes a ridiculous pose.]

You ask who I am? I'm Burter of the Ginyu Force!

[He spins his arms a bit before taking on another pose.]

The FASTEST IN THE UNIVERSE!

[Cool? Yeah, Burter knows he is.]

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[Well, he was fast... And maybe there had been a race of some sort that let him take that as a title?]

Cool! [She retracts her claws back into her gloves with a flick of her wrist, and she grins] I'm the greenblooded moirail of Equius, blueblood.

How long have you been here? I haven't seen you befur...

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["Befur"? Odd accent on the word but Burter thinks nothing of it. He instead looks sheepish.]

Ah, well, I just arrived the other day. I'm still figuring everything out.

...what happened to my coding, I have no clue.

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[Nepeta frowns a little bit] I've been here fur a few months!

[She sighs] I don't think my furiends will even get here. Are any of your furiends here?

s'all good

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[Friends? Not exactly. Allies, maybe, but not friends.]

Nah, not really. I guess it's just me here too.

[Pause.]

Aren't you a bit young?

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I'm six sweeps! I'm almost an adult!

[She strikes a battle pose, glove claws snicking out and glinting under the sun]

Besides, I'm the fiercest troll you'll efur see!

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Six sweeps?

[That doesn't sound too old.]

A troll? Where do you come from?

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Anofur two sweeps and I'll be able to sign up fur the fleet!

[Don't listen to her, she looks like a 13 year old, and that's essentially what she is.]

Alternia! Conqueror of almost half the galaxy, and working on the ofur half~

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Conqueror of the galaxy?

[Burter's laugh is a mean one. Yup, he's scouting out your power level.]

How could any species with a power level so low pose a threat to the galaxy?

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You would be supurrised! Besides, I haven't grown into my adult form yet! That's next sweep. The adults are incredible!

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The next sweep? When's that?

[He's actually kinda interested.]

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Um... [She tries to think] I think it's a little ofur two human earth years?

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Earth years? I've never been there. What's it like?

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[And thus the fact that she's a thirteen year old girl stays hidden.

She shrugs] Nefur been there! It looks boring, though. Nothing to hunt.

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Ah, so you like hunting!

[Fist pump.]

What about fighting?

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I love hunting! Stalking my prey through the wilderness, besting the best, taking down even the largest of prey...

[She gives a slight wince at his question] My moirail doesn't like it when I fight. He wouldn't let me FLARP. [She brightens again] He doesn't mind if I fight monsters, though!

[Unknown to her, it wasn't the fighting that made her moirail let her not FLARP. It was the fact that Vriska used her FLARP partners and enemies as food for her lusus.]

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[The disappointment is clear in Burter's voice. He wants to fight the cat-troll girl.]

Oh. Well, uh, I guess there are plenty of monsters around for you.

[Just no monsters here.]

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Maybe we could hunt togefur sometime? There's enough monsters fur that!

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Hunt? I don't really...hunt.

[Excited pose.]

But I'll help you fight if you find a really strong monster!

[Not like he's doing anything better, anyhow. May as well keep in practice.]

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[She grins widely and bounces a bit] Great! I'm thinking one of those big winged ogres, you know? I can't take them down on my own, I'm hoping they might drop some grist!

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Big winged ogres? Where did you see those?

[They sound kind of fun to go up against.]

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Up closer to the volcano! They were huge. [She draws out the last word, grinning and throwing out her arms, as if that would emphasis how large they are.]

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Volcano? Where's that?

[Smirk.]

It shouldn't take too long for me to get there! After all, I'm the fastest in the universe!

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That way! {She turns and points in the general direction of where she came from] And maybe we'll run into some of those spiked monsters that always travel in pairs, those are fun!

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[And Burter is gone in a blue blur.

....only to return moments later.]

I can go slower if you wanted to go to that volcano together...