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[arsenic-catnip.livejournal.com]

[The video feed comes on, and Nepeta grins into the screen, a slight hint of a red streak of dried something across her cheek] So, I’ve been fighting these monsters, and they don’t seem to drop any grist, but they don’t seem to be consorts, either, there’s too many varieties, and they didn’t try to commewnicate.

So… [She shows the feed a stripped down corpse of an ogre and a large pot bubbling over a fire] They seem to be edible!

[The feed switches back to her face]

Anyone hungry?

[Despite her evident age, the young troll had been doing well for herself over this last week.]

Comments

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[arsenic-catnip.livejournal.com]

[Her best friend's parent is a dragon. Nearly extinct or not, you tend to believe that sort of thing.]

What's the point of having those, then?

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[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

Who knows. They run around and eat people, that's all I know. They're also usually the size of a tree.

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[arsenic-catnip.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[Beat]

They sound cool!

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[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

They are pretty cool. Shame you didn't see them though. There were so many, but I don't think any people were eaten.

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[arsenic-catnip.livejournal.com]

I don't even think anyone's been majorly hurt with these monsters!

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[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

If no one gets hurt, what's the point of there even being any kind of monsters then?