28 ☼ In Person

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[Oz was pissed, fan girls had managed to somehow get him to wear this again.]

I didn't even agree to this!

[He didn't look amused as he sat down, but seemed to smile when some fan girls came and asked for a picture.]

You all look pretty cute yourself.

[They all giggled, seemingly excited at being hit on by a kid in a maids outfit before a girl came up to him.]

Can I hug you, please?

[He paused for a moment before nodding.]

Sure! Why not~

[He hugged the girl, a smile still on his face as she soon went with the other as he went and sat down, picking up two plushies of his friends, looking at them quietly.]

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[100deaths-a-day.livejournal.com]

[He chuckles] This sort of thing usually goes better face to face.

[searchformysin.livejournal.com]

I'll try, but I make no promises.



I managed to turn around.

[100deaths-a-day.livejournal.com]

[He lifted Oz's head with a finger as he spoke.] No need to be sh--

[...]
...oh hell no!

[His finger jerked away as if electrocuted, and now he's stuttering and spluttering, and profusely embarrassed.] I- I- I'm so... oh my God. O- okay. Sorry. I didn't realise.

[then a pause.... a long one.] Dude, why are you wearing a dress?

[searchformysin.livejournal.com]

Well, I make a very convincing girl apparently.



Some fan girls found me and thought it was a good idea. Apparently I make a very good cosplay of myself.

[100deaths-a-day.livejournal.com]

[There's a pause. and then he chuckles, because Oz doesnt seem angry.] I've been told the same thing before.

They found you eventually then. I feel kind of sorry for you.
...but then, I'm not the one in a dress.

[searchformysin.livejournal.com]

I really wasn't expecting it either.



Why don't you try one on?

[100deaths-a-day.livejournal.com]

Me? Hell no. [He's tried on things like lacy pink panties, but... well, firstly, they would see him in a dress, and secondly - he's not the right body structure. His muscular frame would look awful in one.]

[searchformysin.livejournal.com]

Why not? It can be fun.



The girls might go more crazy and back off from me.

[100deaths-a-day.livejournal.com]

[He's backing away.]

Because I'm a guy who dresses just don't suit. I'll let you keep 'em.

[searchformysin.livejournal.com]

Apparently that really doesn't matter here.



Just just for 30 minutes so I can quickly change. Please?

[100deaths-a-day.livejournal.com]

[A pause. He did owe the kids for the mistake, but there was no way in hell was he wearing a dress]

...I can draw the attention off of you, but no way in hell will it involve a dress.

[searchformysin.livejournal.com]

Fine.

[100deaths-a-day.livejournal.com]

You'd better run as soon as they come. [He'll kill you if you don't with what he's about to do.

He climbs up on top of the nearest fairly-high thing, and yells out after taking a deep and calming breath] STRIPTEASE.

[He looks at Oz, gives him a cheeky grin, and starts running the other way as what can only be described as a stampede starts running in the same direction.]

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