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The feed clicks on, obnoxiously close to B's face as though he's posing for a Myspace picture.]
Oh. It is on. Back off slowly now- [
A chorus of giggling ensues as the video slowly pans out to show B sitting on the floor in the dealer's room completely surrounded by fluffy plushies, wearing these slippers as well as a small pile of books. On the top of that pile? THIS. That's right, the King of Death Note spoilers, How to Read 13. And now that B has read it, religiously, cover to cover, he has a few announcements to make. With the help of a few fangirls. Yes, B has made "friends" with them.]
Manorites, your undivided attention, please.
[
The thumb goes to lip, and his other hand dangles How to Read 13 by the corner. More giggling as the fangirls behind the camera squeal at the familiar mannerisms.]
Today is our prosecutor-san's birthday! If you should see him, wish him a Happy Birthday, lest he suffer a psychotic break down. His name is Mikami Teru, and he's very shy~~ Especially you two, Mels. Nathaniel.
In fact-! [
The video shakes slightly. B rummages around his bag of goodies to produce this ]
We bought you a present Mi~ka~rin~ [
He waves the Light plushie around conducting the fangirls behind the camera as they all burst into the Birthday song. ]
Also~ [
He sets the plushie down, and picks up a doujinshi. YES. B HAS DISCOVERED YAOI DOUJINSHI. And sorry Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, but it's one of you two. He flips to a random page. ]
Mother and Father are quite kinky, it seems~ Mraow! Hee.
Oh! [
What you didn't think B was done, did you? He picks up a large poster. It's commissioned fan art of him drawn as Batman, and L as a random Lackey. ] I think they caught my best side, these artists did. What do you think, Manorites? Lawli?
P.S [
In a very, very exaggerated whisper.] Dumbledore is gay.
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The feed cuts off.]