My dear girl, I don't think you are quite familiar with the author and her talents. No one made the cake, was simply willed here by-

[He does a little wave of his hand and suddenly there's a lotus flower]

-magic.

[another wave an the flower disappears]

So you see, there was no human effort put into the cake, and yes, as I said it's all yours if you wish. It's rather childish for my tastes.

[translation: he will only eat a birthday cake that's as fabulous as him.]