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6th illusion || Rokudo Mukuro || [video/in person] It's a PRINCESS PARTY!

[The feed comes on to Mukuro in a room full of blue and black streamers. He's walking in looking rather pleased with all the extravagant decor]

It seems the Author has taken measures into her own hands in regards to my birthday what a pleasant surpri-

[Mukuro's face twitches a bit and his neck goes a bit rigid when he spots the cake, of course the culture reference is lost on him, but the prominent pineapple is not. He is WELL VERSED in the joke about his hair. He looks up towards the ceiling as if that was a direct link to the Author]

My dearest Author~ I do believe this joke has gotten rather old. You wouldn't want someone to challenge your taste in humor now would you?

[He looks down at the camera again, having regained his composure, though his smile never left his face]

If someone would like the cake please feel free to come and take it. I have no use for it.

[And he turns to leave the room, turning off the blackberry.]

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[But wait, what was that? She's got a very wide, very excited smile on her face now, singing an entirely different tune.]

Oh, but if you don't want it, Pinoko getsh to have it?!

[She hops up happily.] Oh, boy! Yippee! Pinoko LOVES cake!

My dear girl, I don't think you are quite familiar with the author and her talents. No one made the cake, was simply willed here by-

[He does a little wave of his hand and suddenly there's a lotus flower]

-magic.

[another wave an the flower disappears]

So you see, there was no human effort put into the cake, and yes, as I said it's all yours if you wish. It's rather childish for my tastes.

[translation: he will only eat a birthday cake that's as fabulous as him.]

Oh, then, you don't have to put any effort at all into cooking when you do magic? [She looks confused! Someone had to have baked the cake in the first place...!]

But, Mishter, isn't magic jusht "shleight of hand"?

Or... or is it really real in this plache?

If that's true, then, if Pinoko could do magic, she wouldn't have to shpend time or effort in cooking or cleaning or anything?!

[She grins at the concept at first, then, after a moment, decides it's not worth it.]

... nah, Pinoko doesn't want to do magic. Pinoko likes putting all her love into Doc's food. [Have a syrupy sweet smile.] 'Cause Pinoko loves him and it'd feel like a cheat!

... Pinoko DEFINITELY wouldn't mind taking that cake off your hands, though!
Where is it?

Kufufufu, well that depends on where you are from. There are people from many different worlds here, and magic may exist in some of them. But as far as the Author's powers are concerned, I'm honestly not sure what to make of them.

[But he wants them]

She has control over this entire plain of existence, and can will whatever she wants into it.

[He chuckles at the innocent child-like fixation on the cake. Ah, if he were a normal person she would be melting his heart... but alas, he's thinking of ways to use her as a hostage...]

It is in one of the smaller rooms at the end of the hall. I'll stand outside the door, to make it easier for you.

[You should be able to spot his hair a mile away...]

Different worlds?! No way, thish shounds like shomething from a shy-fi movie!

[Calling Dr. Black Jack, your nurse is in the process of being kidnapped! Again.]

Alright! Pinoko'll come!

[And she'll cheerfully set out on her way— but wait! She stops, then eyes the phone suspiciously.]

Hey, wait a minute... Mishter, how do I know you're not a rapisht or shomething?

Thish shounds kind of fishy!

... maybe you should bring the cake outshide too, where Pinoko can shee it!

[She'll smile again at that thought! Yes, if he's standing outside the room and the cake is also out in the open, what is there for her to fear? It seemed to make perfect sense in her mind!

Besides, she has her ~~blueberry raspberry poisonberry~~ cellular phone, just in case she DOES end up in some kind of fix!

It is very hard to miss someone whose hair bears a striking similarity to a rooster's back-end, isn't it?]

Kufufu my dear, I can assure you I wouldn't commit such a horrific crime like that. If it makes you feel more comfortable I can simply leave as soon as you arrive. It was not my intention to make you feel uncomfortable.

[Step one of being a creeper-McCreeper is making friends, step two is finding out who associates with her, step three is coming up with some ungodly elaborate scheme to get what he wants... once he finds something he wants.

For now him and his rooster-butt hair will play the friend... regardless of how much it's annoying the everliving crap out of him]

O-oh, Pinoko didn't shay you had to leave! You could shtay...

[She frowns; he might seem a bit suspicious to her, but it wasn't her intention to chase him away!]

Jusht eating your cake doesn't sheem fair... oh! [She claps her hands together, smiling at the idea that has just come to her mind.

When Pinoko realizes her mistake, her eyes snap wide open and she reaches out to quickly snatch the Blackberry from the air before it could hit the floor! It bounces around in the air, slipping from her grasp a few times, giving Mukuro a dizzying view of swirling colours and flashes of light until the little brunette finally traps the device between her round hands.

Breathing a sigh of relief, Pinoko pokes her head back into the camera's view, smiling happily as she shares her idea.] Pinoko could make you shomething you'd like to eat!

Pinoko's used to cooking for her darling, so it isn't any trouble!

[Pinoko's nearing the door now and the sound of her squeaky shoes should become increasingly more distinct. She's happily toying with the cell phone and licking her lips at the prospect of a delicious slice of cake!]

[He chuckles]

Then I will stay.

[The dizzying view doesn't seem to bother him ~~he's got those super eyes after all~~]

Speaking of, my dear Pinoko, do you not have a guardian with you? A small child shouldn't be out an about all by her lonesome in such a crowded place.

[he chuckles a bit at her offer]

It is quite alright my dear, as you said it would be a waste to just leave it.

Okie-dokey!

[She's still watching his response when she reaches the door, so Mukuro is treated to a red-faced Pinoko going wide-eyed with shock before screaming:] Pinoko is not a kiiiiiid!

[She stamps her feet in an ironically childish tantrum, before looking up and realizing he's right in front of her. Frowning, she puts away her Blackberry.] Lishten here, Pinoko is twenty years old and she has no family! Undershtand?! Pinoko hasn't got parents... but, Pinoko's married to Dr. Black Jack. [She nods her head.]

[Ah kids... quite possibly the most annoying thing to deal with without first an intake of some level of alcohol. Still, his calm and smooth facade is ever present as he calmly gets down on his knee to be on eye level with the small girl.]

My apologies then, young miss. Your appearance is rather deceiving in that regard.

[as is her attitude, but he's playing the friend right now and will keep that bit of information to himself...]

Though it seems that we both have something in common at the lack of family. Isn't it funny how fate seems to bring people like us together?

[Granted he SLAUGHTERED his entire family.... but he'll keep that one to himself as well.]

Mishter, is that shome kinda cheesy pick-up line?

[So very unimpressed! Well, she doesn't really mind it, but she's still a bit miffed at being treated like a child before. Still, in accordance with her nature, she softens before too long.] What happened to your family? Is it okay to ashk?

No, I merely found it a coincidence. Again, I apologize if it didn't come out like I intended.

[His smile is ever-present even as he describes the death of his family. In fact it's taking all of his willpower not to laugh and smile more, and REVEL in the memory.]

They were murdered, when I was about your ag- size, pardon me. however, they were terrible people. I suppose you could say it was simply karma taking action on what the law could not.

That's okay!

[Her voice grows quiet when he speaks of their death; her expression, too, becomes more subdued.]

... no matter how bad shomeone is, don't you think they shtill deserve a chanche at life? They can change, can't they?

They might have been horrible people, but... they were shtill alive and they were shtill your family, weren't they?

Kufufufu, let me put it this way. They would terrible thinks the little children. There was no redemption for that family to be had.

[He taps his cheek under his right eye, the red one with the kanji for '1' replaced the pupil]

I wasn't born like this you know.

[Her eyes go wide and she covers her mouth in shock.]

O-oh...!

[She looked deeply saddened for his sake.] Why...?

That is a good question, my girl. But that begs to question why do people do any evil things? Power, money, greed. Those are typically the motive, such is human nature.

[He gives her a pat on the head]

But such discussions rather dull the mood, there is a perfectly good cake waiting for you in the other room.

[She nods her head slowly, even if she still doesn't understand how those things can motivate people to be so horrible.

At the mention of the cake, her eyes light up and she smiles again.] Okay!

Pinoko's really hungry!

Kufufufu, come along then.

[And he gets up to head into with room with the cake]

Also, if it wouldn't trouble you too much, I would prefer it if you kept what you know about my eye a secret. It's a bit of a bother having people ask about it.

[Honestly, he could care less. He didn't expect such a loudmouthed little whelp to be tight-lipped about it. What he had accomplishes so far was establishing a bond of trust through sympathy. It was an opening to use her to fish for information about her affiliates, as well as making him appear ~~FAR~~ more kind hearted then he actually was.]

[And she'll follow along, of course! She might toy a bit with her Blackberry as she walks, occasionally taking pictures of herself and odd things around her.]

Oh?

Don't worry, Mishter, your shecret's shafe with Pinoko!

[Oh, ho, ho, he SERIOUSLY doubts that. But even if she DOES keep it quiet, it's not a variable that makes a difference.The end result would be the same.

He leads her to the table with the cake on it]

Would you like a slice now? Might make it easier to carry back to where you're staying.

Pinoko doesn't have a plache to shtay! Pinoko jusht follows Doc!

[She nods her head happily; Pinoko's so excited she almost falls over from how quickly she's nodding.] Yeahyeahyeah!

[Mukuro chuckles and slices some of the cake and hands it to Pinoko... twenty his ass.]

So, this doctor friend of yours, what's his name? I don't believe I've seen a doctor around, though I am rather new.

Dr. Black Jack! He's the world's greatesht shurgeon! [She says it with great pride.] Pinoko's his ashishtant nurshe... and the wife!

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[ In Person; eeeek, he's creepy!]

Re: [ In Person; HE SO IS! LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!]

[In Person; ^^;;; ... still, he plays a very convincing "friend," I must say.]

Re: [In Person; He's like Light from Deathnote... or Hannibal Lector. THAT brand of crazy]

[In Person; such charisma. ^^;;;]

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[In Person; but can he rationalize it?]

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[In Person; oh, dear. ^^;;;;]

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[In Person; I-IT'S TOTALLY ALRIGHT. She's used to this. Kind of. :D;; ]

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[In Person; she is very snuggly, but does not like to be patronized. x3;]