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badfic_manor2011-06-16 11:53 pm
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Match 04 | Sasagawa Ryohei | [In Person]
[Ryohei is in a small forest clearing, with a deer carcass. How he managed to catch a deer with his loud voice and impatience? Who knows, it must have been a really stupid deer.
He's kindling a campfire, and surprisingly enough he seems to be doing it properly, as a few minutes later he succeeds in making a cozy little campfire. The only problem is...he has no idea how to cook the deer. After about a second of contemplating on how to complete the feat, he decides it's a really good idea to chuck the deer at the fire TO THE EXTREME and see if it cooks itself...but, alas, the fire, being too small in size, flickers away soon after having a full-grown deer thrown at it.]
...MAYBE IT'LL WORK TO THE EXTREME IF I TRY AGAIN ONE MORE TIME!!
He's kindling a campfire, and surprisingly enough he seems to be doing it properly, as a few minutes later he succeeds in making a cozy little campfire. The only problem is...he has no idea how to cook the deer. After about a second of contemplating on how to complete the feat, he decides it's a really good idea to chuck the deer at the fire TO THE EXTREME and see if it cooks itself...but, alas, the fire, being too small in size, flickers away soon after having a full-grown deer thrown at it.]
...MAYBE IT'LL WORK TO THE EXTREME IF I TRY AGAIN ONE MORE TIME!!
[...He's repeating the cycle of fire making and deer throwing over and over again, he seems really adamant on making this cooking method work.]
action; excuse the slow though >__>
against some of his better judgmentapproaches Ryohei.]You look like you could use some [a lot of] help there, Sasagawa.
action; yepyep nvn [1/5? 8I;;m-might go up to six btw L-LOL;;]
action [2/3 LOL forget that I thought this was going to go up to six]
action [3/3]
...
IF YOU HELP ME COOK THIS DEER!!
action; 1/...something
2/2
[Cordially, as though Light doesn't have a single care in the world:] Start calling me Light, and we have a deal.
[ACTION!!!!!111] also- i know u see wut i did thar [1/2]
[ACTION!!!!!111][2/2]
.....YOU HAVE A DEAL LIGHT!
[He throws the deer at Light.]
action;
and for Ryoheihe manages to avoid getting hurt. Still too stunned to be angry:]Are you insane? That could have killed someone.
action;
[Sorry Light, BOXING CLUB MEMBERS ARE EXPECTED TO BE ABLE TO AT LEAST CATCH A FULL-GROWN DEER.]
action;
[Right, this is Sasagawa. The idiot. The only person stupid enough to actually sap Light of the will to speak, or even the will to argue. There's just no sense in arguing with a moron, that would require a level of masochism that Light doesn't have in him.
Calmly, Light moves over to pick up his makeshift fishing rod, and his catches from the lake, and turns to leave without another word.]
action;
ARE WE [you] COOKING THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE TO THE EXTREME?!
[Ryohei
chases afterfollows Light with the deer carcass on his shoulders. FELLOW BOXING CLUB MEMBERS CAN'T BE LEFT IN THE WOODS ALL ALONE.][in person]
....
[Oh. It's THAT one.]
[in person] t-this isn't going to end well LOL
NICE REFLEXES!!....AND WOAH, YOU'RE EXTREMELY TALL!!! HOW'D YOU GROW THAT TALL?!!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU'RE HIS PET RYOHEI! HE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU... maybe.
Do not tell me you have already forgotten the aspect of Death, Mortal?
/SLAPS KNEE
....
YOU LOOK EXTREMELY DIFFERENT!!!!!!
[Ryohei goes over to where the deer was smacked off to, and picks it back up.]
YOU MUST BE EXTREMELY HUNGRY RIGHT?!! YOU CAN SHARE THIS DEER WITH ME WHEN I'M DONE
"COOKING"COOKING IT!!!!He's not feeding you though.
[He looks at the deer rather disdainfully]
Nor does he need to eat....
*nods* The animals in the zoo should not be fed nvn
SUIT YOURSELF DEATHWING, BUT IF YOU REALLY ARE HUNGRY, YOU CAN JUST SAY SO.
[He goes back to deer thrusting.]
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God, this was more entertaining then watching Azeroth ripping itself apart and all the little mortals scurrying about to fix it...okay maybe no MORE entertaining... but this was definitely up there. He was quite fond of his pet.
Of course the longer he's... existing in the general vicinity... things are beginning to burn, the ground is beginning to magmafy beneath him, birds are fleeing the area. Typical apocalyptic being affairs.]
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DEATHWING, YOU'RE GOING TO DESTROY THAT PART OF THE FOREST TO THE EXTREME
AND NOT TO MENTION DESTROY MY LUNGSIF YOU STAY IN YOUR EXTREMELY BIG BIRD FORM. GO BACK TO YOUR EXTREME BOXER FORM!!Deathwing: He's so epic even his elipses need to be <big> and <b>
[
What are you his mother?][Oh isn't that cute, he's trying to give him an order. No human, that's a bad human. You don't give the big crazy dragon an order. You're very lucky he thinks you're entertaining Ryohei...
but you still need to be punished. Now how to go about this without eradicating you from existence? Well a good snort of air should do. Blow the boy back a few feet... and not melt his face off.
Also Ryohei, this would be interpreted as a "No."]
...Deathwing has a mom?!!
[I WAS EXPECTING AT LEAST A SCORCH OR TWO FOR THAT ONE.][Ryohei stares at Deathwing. Was the silence a challenge? Or was he just ignoring him? Well, better to give the benefit of the doubt.]
WHA--
[WOAH WEIRD NOISE AND SUDDEN GUST OF WIND COMING FROM DEATHWING! MUST'VE BEEN A SNEEZE!!]
BLESS YOU!!
SORT OF?! HE HAD TITANS!
HE CAN'T SCORCH HIS PET! THEY'RE NOT AS FUN WHEN THEY'RE DEAD!][Oh dear boy if he sneezed and got his magma-snot all over you, there would be NOTHING left.
Deathwing lifts his head up, looking at the human curiously. Bless him? Bless him with what? Did the human think he needed some sort of enhancement spell cast on him? Or was he trying to bless him himself?
Well that was doubtful. The boy was a far-shot from a paladin or a mage... or really anything he had ever seen before- but that's what made him so entertaining. That and his blatant lack of common sense... or any sense for that matter. Perhaps there could be a use for him in the future. He would be easy to manipulate, seemed in good physical condition. Perhaps with the right armor he would make an interesting soldier. Perhaps he should make a better effort to get to know him.]
YOU ARE QUITE THE PECULIAR BOY. WHERE DO YOU HAIL FROM?
[In Person]
You're going to ruin perfectly good veal!
Let Pinoko help you!
[Luckily, this little lady can cook quite well!
She'll come to rescue this poor, poor loudmouth!]
[OOC:]
Pretend I wrote that instead. ^^;))
1/2 [In Person] XD ROFL I didn't even really notice until you mentioned it
2/2 [In Person]
OH, IT'S YOU!!! DID YOU FIND YOUR HUSBAND?!!!
[.....wait why did she come over here again?]
DID YOU COME HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE HUNGRY?!! I'LL GET THIS COOKED EXTREMELY QUICKLY THEN!!!!!
[..He's about to chuck the deer at the fire again.]
[In Person]
But then, the plache changed, sho Pinoko losht him again!
No, no, no, your cooking is a DISHASHTER! [She hops up twice before jumping high enough to latch onto the deer. There, he'll have to pay attention to her now! And he won't be able to chuck the deer into the fire, either, or she'll be toast!]
Acchonburikeee! Let Pinoko cook for you!
[In Person]
ALRIGHT!! I'M COUNTING ON YOU TO THE EXTREME TINY KID!!!
[1/2; In Person]
Then, she'll wash it off and mark out which parts to cut. She finds a sharp stone, cleans it, and starts shaving off the skin! It comes off pretty cleanly and she doesn't have a difficult time with it, but she gets tired of running all around the much larger deer.
Then, she proceeds to eviscerate it so the meat won't be contaminated, but not without making a lot of silly faces at the smell.] Pinoko should've brought a mask... definitely. Urk..!
[It gets a bit troublesome, so she tries to hang it off a tree branch, but she's far too short.] Pinoko can't reaaaach!
Can you please hang it up by its legs?
Ooh, while you get it to hang, Pinoko's going to shtew some mushrooms Pinoko picked before!
We're going to need shomething to cook the meat on, though... maybe you could poke 'em through shticksh or shomething after we cut it to little pieces! The mushrooms could add flavour... are there any other wild herbs or maybe even vegetables we could here?
We could have kabobs then!
[She certainly sounds commanding (well, for someone who looks and sounds about six) and sure of herself!]
[2/2; In Person-- too bad he's counting on someone with a 'lil kid's body. ^^;;]
[But, just as she's walking off to make a little stew, she flops onto the ground.]
That's as far as.... Pinoko'll...
go.
[Light's out! It's time for an unannounced nap-time, sprawled out on the ground! Because this little body really doesn't have THAT much energy and this has worn her out immensely.]
[1/2][In Person]
[Of course right when Ryohei turns his back he sees Pinoko on the ground..]
[2/2][In Person]
...He doesn't really remember what Pinoko told him...but..he heard something about Kabobs? He takes some of the mushrooms from Pinoko and gets down to "cooking".]
[-About an hour later-]
Hey, wake up tiny kid, don't you want something to eat?!
[...He's holding some burned mushrooms on a stick, but hey he put a lot of effort in to it!!!]
[In Person]
She cracks one eye open to blink at the stick.]
You should... 'prolly cut shome shmall pieces'a meat to— [Pinoko yawns widely.] Put on those shticksit'dfillyouup... [And she dozes off again. She's still too tired.
Thanks for trying! But Pinoko's out like a light.]
[In Person] Sorry for my fail at verb tense, I probably should not try to do tags past midnight orz
[After about five minutes of trying to get Pinoko wake up and eat the burnt mushrooms, he decides there's no use in trying to wake her up. He smiles. The tiny kid kind of reminded him of his little sister, Kyoko, when she was younger. He sits down next to Pinoko's sleeping form and stares at the fire and he recalls memories of Kyoko and his original world.
Not to mention, but he also forgets about the deer during this time.Time flies by as he stares at the fire, and it becomes later and later in to the night. Ryohei, being a growing teenager, doesn't last long when he tries to resist falling asleep and dozes off next to Pinoko.]