badfic_manor | 17th bomb || Hayato Gokudera || [in person]

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17th bomb || Hayato Gokudera || [in person]

[Well, naturally Hayato was notoriously terrible with children, and with his condition his patience was stretched even thinner then usual. It probably took all of ten minutes of being in the room with the kid before he got fed up with it and tried to throw his shoe at it , so of course Hayato had been baby-ified like the rest of the bad mommy's out there.

And his child self had some serious business to take care of! After bothering about several people with his child nonsense he finally thought to get practicing for his upcoming piano recital! Hoping that if he was good enough, maybe he wouldn't have to eat his sister's cookies again...

So Hayato had found the music room and plopped himself down to play the first piece he could find. Of course he's no professional, he messes up here and there, but considering his age and the complexity of the piece he's rather gifted. Anyone in the general vicinity of the music room is free to come listen, and bother him.]

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[Hayato had half a mind to smack the offered hand away... but he DID say he was sorry... Well, he could let it go this one time. He takes the hand and stands back up, then dust off his ~~dorky little rich boy~~ clothes]

H-Hayato Gokudera...

[The sniffs and wibbles subside and he wipes the tears away]

Sorry I called you Moss-head.

~~[Yeah you better be.]~~

It's fine eighta--- Hayato!! [..What was with this burning urge to use the name "eightapus-head"?]

It was my fault for hurting the piano in the first place. That was extwemely not manly of me. How'd you get so good at the piano anyways? All I can play is this! [He starts to "play" merry had a little lamb...except with a disgustingly large number of mistakes and mess ups. Not to mention he's also not playing it in the right key. In fact, it doesn't even sound like merry had a little lamb. Yay for being tone-deaf and musically untalented!]

[Hayato cringes as Ryohei plays]

The nice piano lady taught me. She said you need gentle hands to play the piano. Here you're doing it wrong, it starts here-

[Hayato (gently) pressed the first key]

then it's like this.

[And he plays the first few notes (GENTLY)]

[Kid!Ryohei is excruciatingly tone-deaf, so he does not hear the difference between his...rendition of "Mary had a Little Lamb" and the correct version of "Mary had a Little Lamb."]

That's what I just played except louder!! You're extwemely good at playing the piano, but you're not really good at teaching it...

No, you played it all wrong here, listen to the difference.

[Hayato leans over to hit a high F sharp, then a low one]

See? IT sounds different. It's a higher pitch, but it's the same note. If you play it in the wrong pitch then it's like using your outdoor voice inside.

[Because Ryohei is TOTALLY going to understand the "indoor voice" concept...]

...What does baseball have to do with anything?! BOXING IS SO MUCH MORE EXTWEME!!

[Yeaaaah....looks like he didn't understand a thing you said there Gokudera. ]

...

[Base ball? What is...?]

You're not very smart are you mos- Ryohei?

[...]

Eightapus-Hea- Hayato...are you calling me stupid?! THAT'S EXTWEMELY UNCALLED FOR!! I'M NOT STUPID!! They say the one that's really stupid is the one that calls other person stupid y'know. [And by they he means himself. ~~He's used to being called stupid.~~] How was I supposed to know baseball pitches are related to the piano anyways, huh?! Do you play baseball or something?!

I didn't say you were stupid, I said you weren't smart!

[Because there is CLEARLY A DIFFERENCE!]

I'm not talking about "baseball", I'm talking about sound pitch. Like a high note and a low note...

...stupid Moss-head.

Edited 2011-06-30 04:47 (UTC)

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! A TRUE MAN SAYS WHAT THEY WANT TO SAY EXTWEMELY LOUDLY AND CLEARLY EIGHTAPUS-HEAD!!!

[Sorry Gokudera, Ryohei isn't aware that he's probably killing your hearing as he's shouting while sitting right next to you. As you know, the whole inside voice concept confuses him.]

[Hayato covers his ear nearest Ryohei and grimaces]

I SAID I'M NOT A EIGHTAPUS HEAD, STUPID MOSS HEAD!

[Forget indoor voices, let's stoop to his level. That will fix EVERYTHING.]

Edited 2011-07-01 04:01 (UTC)

[ ~~JUST AS PLANNED~~ ]

I'M NOT A STUPID MOSS HEAD, EIGHTAPUS HEAD!!

I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND A BAD INFLUENCE LIKE YOU!! [He gets off the piano bench and exits the room.] I'm gonna go and practice my extweme punches now. [ HMPH.]

[Gokudera crawls to the edge of the bench and is very sure to blow an audible good-bye raspberry at Ryohei as he leaves]

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Re: [In person] Good god this is too cute for words >w<

[In person] I'm just glad these two get along exactly the same, I guess some things never change LOL

[In person] IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW OLD THEY ARE! GOKUDERA IS FOREVER AN EIGHTAPUS!

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[In Person] I love how they don't mature as they grow older when it comes to hairstyles

[In Person] PFFFT takes them until they're in their 20's to even change it XD