23nd bomb || Hayato Gokudera || [in person]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Well Badficians, here's to hoping you all had a good sleep, because it's about to get abruptly interrupted this fine morning, by the distinctive shouting of everyone's favorite bomb brat]

BELPHEGOR YOU COCK-SUCKING SUNNVA BITCH! GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING CLOTHES

[and anyone in the second class lodging halls would be hard pressed not to notice the soaking wet teen running down the halls full speed in nothing but a very tiny towel, and a stick of dynamite in hand. Yup, right out of the shower and the infamous "Prince the Ripper" up and ran off with his clothes. This is going to be a good week.]

Comments

LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[andsuddenlydynamite]

I GOT ALL MY SHIT IN THOSE CLOTHES!

[...that flash... did he...?]

You fucker, you better not have just taken a picture...

<3333 ( BASKS IN IT)

[greedyviper.livejournal.com]

Should have thought it through...

[ Annnnd one more picture. ]

I wonder how much these will get me....

Re: <3333 ( BASKS IN IT)

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[New target acquired.]

YOU FUCKER! GIVE ME THAT!

[You better start running Mammon because he's about to chase you're ass all the way to the iceberg]

[greedyviper.livejournal.com]

[Annnnnd HE'S OFF RUNNING LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL. ]

No thanks, I think I'll hold on to them....~

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[BITCH YOU BETTER RUN. BECAUSE HE'S RIGHT ON YOUR HEELS! FLASHING EVERYONE AGAIN]

YOU SHOW THAT TO ANYONE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

[Because people aren't already getting a good free look now...]

[greedyviper.livejournal.com]

I wonder how much I'll get....

[ RUNNING FASTER AND MENTALLY CACKLING. ]

Maybe Luss will buy it off me....

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Luss...LUSSURIA?! Oh HEEEELL NO!]

[Well, he doesn't have anything to LIGHT the lone stick of dynamite he's got in his hand with... but THAT IS NOT STOPPING HIM FROM PEGGING THE THING AT YOUR HEAD MAMMON!]

[greedyviper.livejournal.com]

[ Ouch. That hurt! He's going to be running like hell again turning down a hall. WHERE'S AN ADULT WHEN YOU NEED ONE? ]

Very mature!

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[YOU ARE AN ADULT... man-childish... thing.]

GIVE ME YOUR FRIGGIN' PHONE OR A SWEAR TO FRIGGIN' GOD I'LL KILL YOU!

[...would be more threatening if he actually had things to THROW]

[greedyviper.livejournal.com]

No! I'm not giving you the pictures!

[ Bel! Where are yoooou? ]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[AND HAVE A NAKED BOY TACKLE. GIVE HIM YOUR DAMN PHONE!]

[greedyviper.livejournal.com]

[ ASDFGFDSGHFDGHDGH FALLING AND PULLING ON THE TOWEL]

Get off!

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[AKFFJFKSF PULLING TOWEL AS WELL. YOU ARE NOT STRIPPING HIM MAMMON]

GIVE ME THE PHONE!

[greedyviper.livejournal.com]

[ YANKING NOW. ]

No. Get off before I pull it off!

[andsuddenlydynamite]

GIVE ME THE PHONE YOU SICK FUCK!

[And since his hands are occupied, he's just going to bite Mammon... STOP STRIPPING A 15 YEAR OLD IN THE HALL!]

[greedyviper.livejournal.com]

NO!

[ SADFGHJHFDFGH OW. HE'S TRYING TO SAVE HIMSELF SIR. ]

Look! There's your clothes.

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[YOU'RE THE ONE STRIPPING A 15 YEAR OLD MAMMON! YOU DIRTY OLD MAN-CHILD THING!]

huh?

[While he is not letting go of his towel he DOES take his mouth off of Mammon and look up]

[greedyviper.livejournal.com]

[ OI NOT OLD. And freeeedom shoving you off to run like hell again. ]

Keep looking!

[andsuddenlydynamite]

YOU FUCKER!

[Dammit! He would give chase but... he should get his clothes first. So he goes after the direction Bel ran off to instead... he'd hunt Mammon down later.]