[Video] *~And I say Bombs Away~*

[stalking_horse]

[Saguru has flipped on the Blackberry in the courtyard of the Hofbräuhaus, over dinner and ... well, that's a half empty liter mug. Yes, after Halloween, and after a few days spent ... it started out as him fussing over Mukuro and had at least one good evening of him trying to continue such after having definitely had too much to drink, and in between flitting around the city enjoying the fest, he's been basically taking advantage of the fest to mash the reset button on his tendency to think too much about things repeatedly, although he's actually fairly coherent at the moment, as much as he seems ... disgruntled.]

I have a question for everyone.

Why the Hell aren't we in London right now? Not that I mind Oktoberfest, Germany's lovely and all, but there's an actual holiday back home. Fireworks and everything.

Although I suppose this supports my theory of where the Author's from ... blasted brain-dead insult to Americans.

[There's a lazy, dull glare shot at the traditional Bavarian band off-camera somewhere, before he rolls his eyes and raises his mug, voice thick with sarcasm.] Remember, remember, the Fifth of November.

((Some time later, there's a second, voice-only broadcast...))

Would anyone be up for trying to rig some fireworks?

[And, a text, private to Gokudera.]

I know it's entirely the wrong country's holiday for you, but what would it be worth to get a hand setting up last-minute fireworks tonight?

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[decadetooearly.livejournal.com]

I'm smart, aren't I? But ojiisan's even smarter. He always manages to find the bad guy! [Indirectly praising himself? Yes.]

[WHY GOSHO.]Maybe you just didn't hear about the later heists? It's possible that you might miss something, after all. [Just. Let him believe in this. It's more believable than messed-up timelines, okay.]

[stalking_horse]

[See this face? He's humoring you. That's the ONLY REASON he's not snarking at this.]

[It's also mixed with a little bit of 'you obv. aren't thinking very much about who you're talking to'.]

The only reason I can't quote how long I've been here to the second is that I was asleep at the time, which means I can't quite pinpoint it, and I know you've encountered how much I value precision in timekeeping before. Kaitou Kid is my main case, and one I've hardly given up on. I can quote, from memory, every heist that's happened since the original thirty years ago. Unless he abandoned his usual tactics and became a cat burglar without my notice, no, I doubt I've missed at least hearing of one.