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[So by now you're all probably relatively used to weird little creatures running around in place of your residents, eh Manor?]

[Well today you receive a blue and yellow bunny-looking thing-- a Minun, for anyone who may be familiar with the origin of these strange little animals --with a mop of blue hair, and a ridiculous blue article attached to his neck that somewhat resembles a windsock. Since he can't quite get it up over his ears, you can't tell immediately that it's normally a hood.]

[He's standing up on his toes, reaching in vain toward... Well, it's hard to tell. It could be the doorknob (plausible), it could be the name plaque reading Zoosmell Pooplord near the door of a room that wasn't always labeled (accurate)... Or, you know. He could just be beating his tiny little blue paw against the door for the hell of it.]

[Who knows.]

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[Much the opposite, John's bunny face splits into a giant happy grin.]

Dave!! Oh wow, I-- [Frowns.] ...finally get to meet you and we're totally both Pokemon! That's really fucking weird!!

[ The bunny face truly suits you, John. You and your funny teeth. It's kind of endearing. Dave's notched ear twitches, and he can't help the little quirk at the corner of his own bunny mouth. ]

No shit, Sherlock. I didn't miss that or anything. [ Plops down onto his haunches. ]

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...but that's sort of funny, we match. [Mirrors the action.]

Any idea where we are or why we're totally Plusle and Minun right now?

We are the kawaiiest motherfuckers, that is all I know. [ Fiddles with his cape a bit so that he's not sitting on it, thinking. ]

Sure as hell wasn't what I expected to happen when Rose and I... [ Notably trails off for a moment. ] Nah, I dunno.

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[Blinks.]

Why're you wearing a cape, dude?

Same reason why you look like you're wearing an oversized windsock, bro.

[Blinks again, and flicks his ears.]

Wait so everybody's God Tier now?

[ His ears swivel a little at that. ]

So, what. Jade hit it, too? Huh. [ Pauses, then shrugs his little Plusle shoulders. ] Guess so.

Yeah she's got her dog's ears, it's sort of weird.

[Pause.]

...so you guys are okay, then?

Great, now she's part devilbeast.

[ And because he's not used to the ears, they sort of. Wilt, briefly. ]

Yeah. Coolest of coolkids before I woke up an electric rabbit.

[He scrunches his face a little at that.]

...'kay.

[Subject change!]

You wanna help me get to that name plaque?

[ Good idea there.

Except he crooks a brow and tilts his head up to look at the name plaque. ]

What'd they put on it, anyways?

[Makes a face.]

"Zoosmell Pooplord".

... [ Pfffff. ]

So, what. You're gonna try and cover it up?

I'm gonna scratch it out and put my real name there. I don't really want people knocking on my door asking after a Zoosmell, or Mr. Pooplord.

[ He's curious if his door has the same, but waves a paw. ]

All right, gimme a boost up. I think I know how to get you up there.

[Blink.]

...'kay. [Brb attempting to figure out how a boost up works in bunnyform.]

... here just. Turn around and let me up on your back.

[ Attempting to do some whacky parkour bullshit while in bunnyform doesn't sound like a good idea to him, so boost it is. ]

Oh, sure. [He crouches a little, and leans partly against the door so Dave can use him as a human-- er, rodent --ladder.]

[ He takes a few steps back, judging the distance, before scampering forward and sort of using John as a mix between rodent ladder and ramp. There's still a bit of rebounding off the doorframe involved, but just enough to scrabble until he can perch on the doorknob. ]

Christ, I suddenly have a newfound appreciation for being human.

...heheheh.

[John waits until there is the tell-tale rattling of the doorknob indicative of something being in contact with it before he moves away himself, sitting back on his haunches and watching. He twitches his nose a bit.]

...so how is this gonna help me get up there? I still can't fly, man.

Patience is a virtue, Egbert.

[ Shifting, but making sure to stay on the doorknob, Dave flicks his ears back so he can slip them out of his hood. Flipping it back, mostly to make sure there's no tugging on dem bunny ears, he lowers the cape down. ]

You're gonna have to jump, but try not to strangle me with my own digs, would ya?

[John folds his own ears back and looks uncertain.]

...you sure?

Yeah, just give it a shot.

[ He shifts around, so he can hold onto the doorknob. ]

All right, but if I'm too heavy, say something, okay? [Bunnysproing!]