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badfic_manor2012-03-12 06:55 pm
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[Those new arrivals that were questioning the sanity of people that'd told them about the talking rabbit?]
[Well, here's a video feed with said rabbit; the feed seems to be shifting rhythmically, and there's the sound of waves and water - although right now it's under the bolted-down table in a dark corner on the boat. The Bunny is wet, bedraggled, and seems to have a new notch in one ear; he generally looks thoroughly miserable.]
Damnit, wasn't this bad enough the FIRST time?
Okay, listen up, rubes. I know a lot of you weren't here the last time this happened, so I'm going to give you a big hint, and I'm only going to give it once -
There's a boat on the docks that's got a small backup generator and a fence; no lizards here. You make it to the boat, you're safe for the rest of the week.
And if any of you morons let even ONE of those goddamn lizards on here - [That is a tiny paw shaking like a fist.]
[Well, here's a video feed with said rabbit; the feed seems to be shifting rhythmically, and there's the sound of waves and water - although right now it's under the bolted-down table in a dark corner on the boat. The Bunny is wet, bedraggled, and seems to have a new notch in one ear; he generally looks thoroughly miserable.]
Damnit, wasn't this bad enough the FIRST time?
Okay, listen up, rubes. I know a lot of you weren't here the last time this happened, so I'm going to give you a big hint, and I'm only going to give it once -
There's a boat on the docks that's got a small backup generator and a fence; no lizards here. You make it to the boat, you're safe for the rest of the week.
And if any of you morons let even ONE of those goddamn lizards on here - [That is a tiny paw shaking like a fist.]
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...
[This shouldn't be possible but...]
...You talk?
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[And yes, that was every bit as acidic as you might've guessed.]
Yes I can talk. What, you want me to dance a jig or something? Be glad I'm actually warning you assholes and didn't just hit the liquor cabinet and leave you to figure it out yourselves.
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[Was he serious? Weren't rabbits supposed to be fluffy and loving, all that other crap the media liked to shove down peoples throats?]
As though we needed a damn furball to help us...but whatever. [Mentally, she's already going over what she needs to take for a trip to these supposed docks.]
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One of these days, I swear, I'm just gonna resign the job and let you all fend for yourselves...
[He's muttering now...] Don't get paid enough for this crap... goddamn slave labor...
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I'd watch my mouth if I were you.
Get enough people hungry and they may just make a stew out of you.
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Yeah, just go ahead and try it. You wouldn't be the first.
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So it's really the same as last time?
[He had a hard time believing she didn't come up with something even more cruel]
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I keep praying somebody will BURN that boxed set, but noooo, she's turned it into some kind of fucking anniversary.
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Boxed set? Are you referring to DVDs of the movies this is based on?
[The thought of her just sitting in front of TV and then coming up with something like this was disgusting and horrifying. For all they knew she seemed to be a child, a mere child. How she even got this power was beyond comprehension to Mikami.]
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Uh - No! Maybe. No. Absolutely not. No clue what you're talking about. Who said anything about boxes?
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[Not going easy on this little bunny today. Mikami had stopped feeling any kind of weirdness in treating him like an equal and a valuable witness (as well as assistant of evil). That he was a bunny didn't matter anymore, Mikami had seen so much strangeness already and frankly it didn't seem very important any longer. Had his self from a year ago seen this, he'd have doubted his own sanity.]
I think you have owed us some answers for quite a long time now.
Maybe you cannot reveal her weaknesses to us, but you don't appear to be unable to give a bit more information. And it's not like there was nothing in it for you as well. You don't seem to be enjoying plots like these a lot, in fact you appear to be as displeased as most of us are. She does this to you.
You might be loyal to her, but if you were to give us a bit more information it would improve your living standard as well. The more the residents know about her and how her mind works, the better we can deal with her ideas and the more comfortable live for everyone will become.
Any piece of information that might strike you as meaningless would be helpful already.
[His stomach turned a bit and just a bit at this speech. He was willing to cooperate with the bunny, if the bunny wanted. The bunny was an ally of the Author, the bunny was unrighteous. And yet he couldn't bring himself to care that much, to leave it at this without even trying.
He had never approved of informants and the special treatment they got from the police, but right now he was beginning to finally comprehend the value of that structure on an emotional level.
Even if he didn't have much hope for his attempt.]
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