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badfic_manor2012-03-12 06:55 pm
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[Those new arrivals that were questioning the sanity of people that'd told them about the talking rabbit?]
[Well, here's a video feed with said rabbit; the feed seems to be shifting rhythmically, and there's the sound of waves and water - although right now it's under the bolted-down table in a dark corner on the boat. The Bunny is wet, bedraggled, and seems to have a new notch in one ear; he generally looks thoroughly miserable.]
Damnit, wasn't this bad enough the FIRST time?
Okay, listen up, rubes. I know a lot of you weren't here the last time this happened, so I'm going to give you a big hint, and I'm only going to give it once -
There's a boat on the docks that's got a small backup generator and a fence; no lizards here. You make it to the boat, you're safe for the rest of the week.
And if any of you morons let even ONE of those goddamn lizards on here - [That is a tiny paw shaking like a fist.]
[Well, here's a video feed with said rabbit; the feed seems to be shifting rhythmically, and there's the sound of waves and water - although right now it's under the bolted-down table in a dark corner on the boat. The Bunny is wet, bedraggled, and seems to have a new notch in one ear; he generally looks thoroughly miserable.]
Damnit, wasn't this bad enough the FIRST time?
Okay, listen up, rubes. I know a lot of you weren't here the last time this happened, so I'm going to give you a big hint, and I'm only going to give it once -
There's a boat on the docks that's got a small backup generator and a fence; no lizards here. You make it to the boat, you're safe for the rest of the week.
And if any of you morons let even ONE of those goddamn lizards on here - [That is a tiny paw shaking like a fist.]
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One of these days, I swear, I'm just gonna resign the job and let you all fend for yourselves...
[He's muttering now...] Don't get paid enough for this crap... goddamn slave labor...
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I'd watch my mouth if I were you.
Get enough people hungry and they may just make a stew out of you.
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Yeah, just go ahead and try it. You wouldn't be the first.
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