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badfic_manor2012-06-09 04:22 pm
mews) wrote in badfic_manor2012-06-09 04:22 pm
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Action/Video
[The video feed goes on, and the first noticeable thing about this particular post to the network is that the user is not holding the phone. In fact, the poster's arms and hands are clearly in view. The poster is also floating upside down. Along with what looks like several floating frying pans, kettles and cans of food from the kitchen—the only hint as to where this chaos is occurring.]
Mew....?
[A pink glow can be seen around the phone. The view shifts, and the odd pink feline looking creature is finally right side up. Or maybe, the both the phone and Mew are upside down. It's difficult to tell from the other end of the phone.]
....Mew~!
[Now it both looks and sounds distinctly amused, as though Mew finds giving the residents of the Manor vertigo funny. A menacing metallic object looms into view then (which the astute observer would identify as the tines of a fork) and the feed abruptly goes off in the midst of a giggling fit!]
Mew....?
[A pink glow can be seen around the phone. The view shifts, and the odd pink feline looking creature is finally right side up. Or maybe, the both the phone and Mew are upside down. It's difficult to tell from the other end of the phone.]
....Mew~!
[Now it both looks and sounds distinctly amused, as though Mew finds giving the residents of the Manor vertigo funny. A menacing metallic object looms into view then (which the astute observer would identify as the tines of a fork) and the feed abruptly goes off in the midst of a giggling fit!]
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A certain prosecutor just stops in the doorway and stares. Because... what...
Teru thinks he should maybe just turn around and pretend he saw nothing, but he keeps staring. Disorder... Just. No.]
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Mew?
[A can of green beans makes its way to being within arm's reach of Mikami. An offering!]
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So Teru just shakes his head.]
No, thank you.
[Why was he being polite to a floating pink animal-like creature? His sanity was really far gone already, but he knew that he couldn't be sure of his intelligence. And there was chances it understood human language...]
You should put these things back where you got them.
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Mew?
[This time it was a can of peanuts!]
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No.
[And then he just points at the things in the air and the cupboards, hoping this was at least some kind of intelligent being. It did offer things to him, so a basic kind of intelligence should exist... ]
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...mew.
[It sounds subdued, but not for long! Mew twists in the air, turning upside down as it floats closer to Mikami. AND LOOK WHAT MEW HAS SPOTTED?]
Mew?
[That would be a pink glow surrounding Mikami's Blackberry...]
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Stop that!
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[Oblivious to Mikami's unhappiness, Mew had finally found something Mikami wanted! ...Of course, Mew would return it eventually. Just a little bit later than Mikami would prefer. For now, Mew would send Mikami a can of kidney beans. It seemed a fair trade anyway.]
Mew, mew, mew!
[The stolen Blackberry and Mew's own Blackberry were paired next to one another, and with a happy tail swish, Mew floated back right side up, holding the two phones in its paws, looking extraordinarily pleased with itself.}
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Then he looks up at Mew and holds his arm out.]
Give that back to me!
[It wasn't the most ingenious plan in getting a creature to obey him, but worth a try while he thought some more.]
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This time a frying pan floated down to Mikami. ...The man did want the kitchen to be cleaned, right?]
Mew? [It sounded a little helpful.]
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Not that...
[But it at least means there is one kitchen thing less floating about and that's already a bit of progress. Teru seriously hoped this thing was not one of the Author's permanent guests, because that would mean a lot of trouble in the future. So the frying pan ends up where it belongs and Mikami looks at Mew expectantly.]
You obviously realize that I want you to give me something, so could you please hand down the Blackberry? ... keep playing with the other things if you want, but I need that back.
[Not that he believed it could understand him, but at least he could make himself feel better by talking. Teru only hoped nobody would run in on this awful situation]
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..Mew...
[Sounding almost sympathetic at this point, Mew nods, and the remaining cans settle back on the counter, the frying pan and kettles return to their places on the stove. But the phone? The phone stays with Mew. And Mew is wandering out of the kitchen.]
Mew~
[It lingers by the hallway, waving its tail clearly expecting Mikami to follow.]
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So Teru really has no choice but to follow, which he does.]
Is it so hard to understand that I need that phone?
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Mew!
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Mew~
[Another happy tail flick, and the front door glows pink before apparently opening by itself, and Mew floats out, gracefully somersaulting through the air with its hostage in tow. Outside, the sunshine calls to Mew, bathing it in a warm friendly light. Mew purrs, and waits for Mikami to follow.]
[Action]
[Now he's just a little confused. Wait, he's pretty sure he's seen a creature like this before - is this part of the random plot flickering?]
...Hello?
[Action]
Guru commands Mew's attention with the greeting, and after seeing how Guru does not also have a bubble, a lone one makes its way down to his hand.]
Mew?
[Headtilt!]
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Or well, harmless unless provoked, but that's 99% of everything here.][He catches the bubble carefully with a smile; it doesn't really matter if you're a part of the plot or not.]
...One moment, I think I have something - [And he's digging out the pile of change he's been carrying since he got here, holding it up where Mew can see it before tossing them in the air.]
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Mew~~~
[A giddy giggle and every coin is covered by a pink glow, and they stop falling. Suspended in the air, they spin slowly in place, twinkling as they catch the rays of sunlight streaming in from the window. Mew spins in time with them, the very picture of contentment.]
....Mew!
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It's too bad we don't have a toy store around...
[Then a thought hits him, and he's - raiding the ice cube maker in the fridge... and seeing if he can balance the ice cubes on random bits of silverware or bubbles.]
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Mew?
[After a thoughtful headtilt ...the ice cubes seem like a new game! Helpfully the silverware stays steady while floating in mid-air. The bubbles don't pop when ice is put on them. Instead they absorb it, and you can see the ice in the middle—kind of like they've eaten them for lunch. HOW CURIOUS.]
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[With his expertise as a mystery hunter, he can easily classify the pink animal as a UMA,
or maybe because it was pink and floating and obviously not a normal animal. By the looks of things it also had some sort of telekinetic powers?With his glasses and notebook out he quickly starts taking notes of the floating animal's behavior and demeanor. This could prove to be useful to the Vongola if he could figure out how to commune with it!]
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[After hearing Mikami's lecture about kitchen orderliness, Mew has very reluctantly put most of the objects back into place... except for a few shiny, colorful things that are still floating around. Like a bag of konpeito, spoons, and pink bubbles. Those don't count, right? Right.
Mew floats down closer when Dera comes into the room though, not really sure what Dera wants because he's not... doing anything but watching intently and writing. It's a little disconcerting actually. Solution: float down and prod Dera in the glasses.]
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[Gokudera looked up, ready to bitch out whoever the dumb fuck was who was interrupting his note taking on the UMA when he is face to face with-
Oh holy fucking shit- IT'S THE UMA.
For a moment his jaw just HUNG OPEN, and he just made some noises. There was a UMA like he had never seen before... POKING AT HIM. He was never washing these glasses ever. One his sputtering and mental lapse had passed, he cleared his throat to try to address the UMA properly!]
H-hello! I come in peace on behalf of Earth!
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Mew!
[Mew pokes the glasses again to see if Dera will say anything else funny.]
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Mew?
[JOTTING THAT DOWN. PLEASE WAIT ONE SECOND FLUFFY PINK UMA. Maybe it was some kind of alien greeting?! Maybe he should try to commune with it in it's native tongue!]
Um... "Mew"!
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Mew! Mew, mew, mew!
[Have a pink bubble, Gokudera.]
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because bubble just doesn't sound as cool, okay?So after jotting down his observations on it, he tentatively reaches out to touch it it.]Th-thank you!