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[mews]

[The video feed goes on, and the first noticeable thing about this particular post to the network is that the user is not holding the phone. In fact, the poster's arms and hands are clearly in view. The poster is also floating upside down. Along with what looks like several floating frying pans, kettles and cans of food from the kitchen—the only hint as to where this chaos is occurring.]

Mew....?

[A pink glow can be seen around the phone. The view shifts, and the odd pink feline looking creature is finally right side up. Or maybe, the both the phone and Mew are upside down. It's difficult to tell from the other end of the phone.]

....Mew~!

[Now it both looks and sounds distinctly amused, as though Mew finds giving the residents of the Manor vertigo funny. A menacing metallic object looms into view then (which the astute observer would identify as the tines of a fork) and the feed abruptly goes off in the midst of a giggling fit!]

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[mews]

[Mew looks up when a person walks into the kitchen. Its expression is clearly far from guilty, or apologetic. The objects stop circling Mew, but they remain floating.]

Mew?

[A can of green beans makes its way to being within arm's reach of Mikami. An offering!]

[inordertobelieve]

[Green beans. He wasn't even going to wonder why green beans. He just... wasn't.
So Teru just shakes his head.]

No, thank you.

[Why was he being polite to a floating pink animal-like creature? His sanity was really far gone already, but he knew that he couldn't be sure of his intelligence. And there was chances it understood human language...]

You should put these things back where you got them.

[mews]

[Mew tilted its head. Pondering for a moment and then—]

Mew?

[This time it was a can of peanuts!]

[inordertobelieve]

[So it did not understand human language. That was difficult. Mikami just really, really was bad at dealing with animals. He shakes his head and sighs.]

No.

[And then he just points at the things in the air and the cupboards, hoping this was at least some kind of intelligent being. It did offer things to him, so a basic kind of intelligence should exist... ]

[mews]

[At the second rejection, Mew is quiet for a moment. Contrary to what Mikami thinks, Mew understands him perfectly; Mew simply doesn't see why it should agree.]

...mew.

[It sounds subdued, but not for long! Mew twists in the air, turning upside down as it floats closer to Mikami. AND LOOK WHAT MEW HAS SPOTTED?]

Mew?

[That would be a pink glow surrounding Mikami's Blackberry...]

[inordertobelieve]

[This time Mikami does look a bit shocked. Mess in the kitchen, okay, but his possessions were his positions. What did this thing even want?]

Stop that!

[mews]

Mew~!

[Oblivious to Mikami's unhappiness, Mew had finally found something Mikami wanted! ...Of course, Mew would return it eventually. Just a little bit later than Mikami would prefer. For now, Mew would send Mikami a can of kidney beans. It seemed a fair trade anyway.]

Mew, mew, mew!

[The stolen Blackberry and Mew's own Blackberry were paired next to one another, and with a happy tail swish, Mew floated back right side up, holding the two phones in its paws, looking extraordinarily pleased with itself.}

[inordertobelieve]

[And now the little creature was pleased. How overly sympathetic. And those beans? Well, Mikami takes them and returns them to their original place in the kitchen.
Then he looks up at Mew and holds his arm out.]

Give that back to me!

[It wasn't the most ingenious plan in getting a creature to obey him, but worth a try while he thought some more.]

[mews]

[In response, Mew hovered out of reach conveniently taking Mikami's Blackberry with it. But an idea did pop into Mew's mind...

This time a frying pan floated down to Mikami. ...The man did want the kitchen to be cleaned, right?]

Mew? [It sounded a little helpful.]

[inordertobelieve]

[A little helpful isn't helpful enough.]

Not that...

[But it at least means there is one kitchen thing less floating about and that's already a bit of progress. Teru seriously hoped this thing was not one of the Author's permanent guests, because that would mean a lot of trouble in the future. So the frying pan ends up where it belongs and Mikami looks at Mew expectantly.]

You obviously realize that I want you to give me something, so could you please hand down the Blackberry? ... keep playing with the other things if you want, but I need that back.

[Not that he believed it could understand him, but at least he could make himself feel better by talking. Teru only hoped nobody would run in on this awful situation]

[mews]

[Mew tilted its head as if to ask why. It seems to Mew that this man's problem is not needing the device, but a need for fun. It can't be healthy to be so serious all the time, how could life possibly be enjoyable otherwise?]

..Mew...

[Sounding almost sympathetic at this point, Mew nods, and the remaining cans settle back on the counter, the frying pan and kettles return to their places on the stove. But the phone? The phone stays with Mew. And Mew is wandering out of the kitchen.]

Mew~

[It lingers by the hallway, waving its tail clearly expecting Mikami to follow.]

[inordertobelieve]

[It was beginning to seem like this thing actually always did what Mikami told him not to and vice versa. At least the kitchen was back to being orderly now. The Blackberry thing was still problematic though, especially as he would also need his blackberry to ask for help in dealing with this little thing.
So Teru really has no choice but to follow, which he does.]

Is it so hard to understand that I need that phone?

[mews]

[Once Mew is satisfied that Mikami is following, it giggles. And then teleports. That's right. Teleports. Mew waves its tail over by the door in greeting.]

Mew!

[inordertobelieve]

[A teleporting skill out of all things? This wasn't going to be fun. Mikami seems pretty annoyed as he follows, because that's about the only thing he can do. Follow, keep it in sight and hope it doesn't teleport somewhere else entirely. But it probably would not do that as this seemed like a game to it.]

[mews]

[Mew is inordinately pleased that Mikami is playing. The seriousness that weighs down this man's shoulders honestly troubles Mew.]

Mew~

[Another happy tail flick, and the front door glows pink before apparently opening by itself, and Mew floats out, gracefully somersaulting through the air with its hostage in tow. Outside, the sunshine calls to Mew, bathing it in a warm friendly light. Mew purrs, and waits for Mikami to follow.]