Clue #004 :.: Elle (Jae Ryuzaki) :.: [Voice...?]

[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

[At first, there seems to be no video, just blank white. Then, with some rustling, a letter comes into focus. A large Cloister Black letter. But it is not an L.

It is a J.

And then, the speaking starts. Kinda high-pitched, kinda scratchy, undeniably annoying American.]

HOLLA!

Soooo, everyone's like, wondering what's up with all the family just showing up, right? And no one remembers the rest of us, huh? Well. I have been detecting~ the possible reasons for that. And here's what I've come up with.

You've all been mindwiped by the Author into forgetting us. SADFACE!

But. Don't fear. The best way to battle this is to get to know your visitor again. Don't fight it. Maybe spending some quality time together will jog your memory! I know that's what I'm doing with my dear sweet brother.

[That's when the big black J shakes and falls off the screen -- well, the whole paper that was being held up in front of the screen, in fact. Beyond it is a heavily makeuped girl with black/pink hair and bright aquamarine eyes. She is also covered in tattoos because she is oh so ~*~edgy~*~. She gives a happy giggle, because there is the sound of a door opening.

Then, there is a very firm L's voice demanding, "Turn the camera off." Some random scuffling ensues, and the feed cuts out.]

Comments

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear God. Mello can't even think of what to say. Just...oh God]

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[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

[Somehow, she got the Blackberry back on. B|]

Yo, Mels! What's up?

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[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Oh God, WHAT?! WHY?!]

No. No, no, no, no, NO. NO! My name is Mello, I am not your friend, I don't know you, I don't like you, and get away from L!

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[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

Yep. You haven't changed. I remember all the times I had to try to convince you that you should be friends with Near!

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[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

Do NOT even talk about that fucking twit!! I do not have the patience to deal with whatever the Hell you're supposed to be and hear a damned thing about that son of a bitch!

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[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

Did you know that Kuja guy can destroy worlds with a thought or something? We have a confession! Objection! Sustained! Bada-bing, bada-BANG!

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[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[She figured out WHAT?! She did a better job than he did? D:]

Y-you spoke to Kuja!?

[duck-sues.livejournal.com]

You really think they'll remember us? Kio-chan is kind of stupid.

[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

Worth a shot, right?

[duck-sues.livejournal.com]

Of course! Ai-chan is always optimistic!

[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

Good. Keep it up!

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[featherdrequiem.livejournal.com]

Just what are you scheming to do to us you filthy crone?

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[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

You must be one of the doubters.

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[featherdrequiem.livejournal.com]

...I beg your pardon? Were you educated linguistics by a retarded monkey?

[Kuja just makes a /face/ at her. He's horrified.]

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[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

Um, no.

[Yeah, that's her smartass response.]

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[featherdrequiem.livejournal.com]

[Kuja just stares. You can feel the searing judgement. My god, it's so clever and amazing. He wants to hear her screams. See if they're any more bearable.]

You're an imbecile.

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[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

[Giggles.] That's a matter of opinion!

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[featherdrequiem.livejournal.com]

[He rolls his eyes]

When I rule the world, your screams of pain will become a dirge I'll long to hear.

[kingroadie.livejournal.com]

...I doubt its mind wiping, more along the lines of her making you crazies up.

[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

But how could you know, if you don't remember?

[kingroadie.livejournal.com]

Considering the author's 'control', I doubt she'd be able to exert changes to our memories. So far she's only able to control the area round us.

[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

SO you SAY!

[kingroadie.livejournal.com]

So I know. I've been here long enough that I'm figuring it out.

[marysuelawliet.livejournal.com]

A real thinker, you are!

[kingroadie.livejournal.com]

Too bad you aren't much one huh?