http://marysuelawliet.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] marysuelawliet.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2010-09-01 01:17 am

Clue #004 :.: Elle (Jae Ryuzaki) :.: [Voice...?]

[At first, there seems to be no video, just blank white. Then, with some rustling, a letter comes into focus. A large Cloister Black letter. But it is not an L.

It is a J.

And then, the speaking starts. Kinda high-pitched, kinda scratchy, undeniably annoying American.
]

HOLLA!

Soooo, everyone's like, wondering what's up with all the family just showing up, right? And no one remembers the rest of us, huh? Well. I have been detecting~ the possible reasons for that. And here's what I've come up with.

You've all been mindwiped by the Author into forgetting us. SADFACE!

But. Don't fear. The best way to battle this is to get to know your visitor again. Don't fight it. Maybe spending some quality time together will jog your memory! I know that's what I'm doing with my dear sweet brother.

[That's when the big black J shakes and falls off the screen -- well, the whole paper that was being held up in front of the screen, in fact. Beyond it is a heavily makeuped girl with black/pink hair and bright aquamarine eyes. She is also covered in tattoos because she is oh so ~*~edgy~*~. She gives a happy giggle, because there is the sound of a door opening.

Then, there is a very firm L's voice demanding, "Turn the camera off." Some random scuffling ensues, and the feed cuts out.
]

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
So I know. I've been here long enough that I'm figuring it out.

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad you aren't much one huh?

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
So says the chick who looks like a rave fell on her.

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
You've seriously got nothin' to say to me beyond 'Loony' and 'Odd'? Come on, I was hoping for something. A crackle of wit under the crazy.
Edited 2010-09-02 06:21 (UTC)

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
...The hell does that have to do with anything we were talking about?

I'm challenging you to outwit me.

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ha. Ha. [Wow Deadpan. Congrats. Eddie doesn't do this often.]

Yeah, witty. Try throwing another one at me, see if you can blind me with your brilliance.

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
The only thing you'll ever win against is a blender.

Oh shit- wait, that's insulting to blenders. Sides, a can opener is more your speed.

2/2

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously?

Can't you stay on the damn topic for more than a few seconds?

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yes to what? You being a better man?

No. Its a no and me wondering what the hell is rollin' round in your head. Mossy rocks, shiny pebbles, sand?

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
If I drank any smoothies you made I'd probably catch whatever the hell you have.

[identity profile] kingroadie.livejournal.com 2010-09-04 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Not unless a bad case of the stupids is an STD now.