Badfic Manor

[The feed is turned on once again by a furry paw. Then there is the Plot Bunny, but he swiftly hops back, away, across the floor of the laundry room, to nibble some of the wires leading from the circuit breaker. He's standing on his hind legs to do so, lit by a large plastic flashlight (the cloth strap used to secure it to your wrist has nearly been cut through by his teeth.) He stops after a moment of thought and turns to the camera]

One of you geniuses care to help me? I mean, do you need a written invitation or something? Jeez!

Okay people, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! I 'spect you've all realized you're chained together. Don't try to unchain yourselves; it won't work. You're gonna stay like this all week, so get used to it. Oh, and I got something to say about it from the Boss herself.

[With that, he picks up the big manila envelope at his feet in his teeth. With precise movements he chews the seal open, deftly swallowing the sheared paper. Then he gives a cough, clears his throat with a loud "harUMPH," and begins to read in his low, unenthusiastic voice.]

"Fifteen characters from many different worlds - how will they ever get along together in one house? Well, readers, the answer involves handcuffs~! For a whole week, all of the characters will be chained together in groups of five. Will awkward situations and hijinks ensue? Of course they will! Please read and review!"

[With that, the rabbit looks up again.]

So that's about it, guys. Any questions?