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[Shaun has found himself in the buffet breakfast area in dire need of a cuppa. Sadly however when he does get said cup of tea, he spits it right back out into the cup.]

What the bloody hell is this?! It's like drinking stagnant dishwater! Trust the yanks to ruin a perfectly good thing. Is there actually anything that's edible here?

[He huffs and pushes the mug away, getting up to find something else to eat.]
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[Shaun was quite enjoying the sightseeing of Venice and not having to worry about the place crawling with templars. He was just crossing the Ponte di Rialto bridge, when he found himself struck with an opportunity. He'd seen Desmond training to do it.. so.. it wouldn't hurt right? After all, anything that lazy bugger could do, he was sure that he could do better. Besides! He was a trained assassin himself, this should be a piece of piss. It was dumb, but he shoved his glasses in his pockets, knowing they'd only fall off. 

He crouched. Took and deep breath - and with that he was off.


In a swift bolt he jumped up several barrels that lead to a second story window ledge. Digging his fingers into the small cracks of the brickwork, he managed to clumsily scramble up to the third floor window. Now roughly halfway between the ground below and the roof he was trying to ignore that nagging voice in the back of his head telling him that no amount of adrenaline could justify this. Looking around him he tried to make out where the next hand hold was, that was until his foot slipped. His breath caught in his mouth and he gripped as hard as he could. He could suddenly hear his heart in his ears, beating so hard it felt like it would explode from his chest. 


'Shaun, you've had some pretty dumb fucking ideas in the past but this takes the bloody biscuit you fucking tosser.'

He daren't let go of the ledge, but he knew that he'd have to call for help-- oh god how humiliating. It was all that partying and drinking, he just knew it. And this was why he never went out and stayed fixated at his computer, because being outside gave him stupid ideas. He could climb down? Well, normally he would have, but he was too terrified to even consider moving. Nice job Shaun.]
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[Shaun's eyes shot open as he found himself sprawled on his bed, it felt like he was wearing clothes but with the apparent lack of curtains or blinds.. what he felt obviously didn't matter. With a quick panic he dives under the duvet.]

BLOODY HELL-- WHAT IS THIS?!

[Abstergo?! A cheap joke by Becca-- no she wasn't that intelligent. His head pops out the top of the duvet and examines the room... well it sort of looked like his room in the old warehouse with a hint of his room at Uni.. this.. This right here? This was like a god damned dream where you imagine you're in public. Naked. Embarrassing yourself - horribly. (He'd make someone bleed for this when he found them..) Sadly it wasn't one, he felt the pain vividly when he pinched his skin between his blunt nails.

Hopping from the bed, looking like some bizarre duvet monster he begins examining the desk. Notes scattered everywhere, his computer all set up an contentedly running-- ah! A Blackberry. He picked it up and scrutinised the outdated model, raising a brow, and very much oblivious to the red light - too distracted by the strangeness.]


What have you got to say for yourself, then..?

Wait it's on?! --Where the hell am I? Whoever's bright idea it was to bring me here has another thing coming! I've got much more important things to be doing right now, not that you could ever understand, so if you'd kindly take me back to my team? No? Wonderful. Thank you. Bloody tosser.

[And the feed ends abruptly. Such a Diva.]

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