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[ Piccolo grunted as he sat up from his place on the ground. Wait...He shouldn't be sleeping! He was supposed to be finishing off that little brat Goku! Could this be another trick by Kami?! Piccolo frantically looked at his surroundings. He didn't seem to be in any sort of bottle...or rice cooker for that matter. It was just a pretty regular looking room, it did seem deserted and in rather poor upkeep. Like that mattered to Piccolo. In a mindless fit of rage he sent a blast at an old bedside table completely annihilating it]

DAMMIT KAMI! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! YOU'RE ONLY PROLONGING THE INEVITABLE! I WILL KILL THAT BOY AND TAKE MY PLACE AS RULER OF THE WORLD!

[Something didn't quite feel right, he could usually at least sense Kami regardless of being sealed away or transported or whatever trick he had done. Either way it did make him feel quite a bit better to get that off his chest, but no where near better enough. He then proceeded to storm out of the room pulling the door clean off it's hinges and then trowing it into a wall leaving a rather large crater and then blasting that into oblivion as well. He will probably continue his tantrum until someone or something distracts him]

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[Jack picks himself off the ground and dusts off. He sees the rock turn to dust and blinks then decides to stagger away. It was a long shot but he had to find something.]

[Piccolo sighs. As much as he LOATHED to admit it, that human was his best bet out of here. He turned from the fog to the human staggering away]

HUMAN! These pigs you were talking about. Where do you find them?

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[He turns around and tilts his head to the side.]

As I said. They come from the fog. Now how they get here is a mystery. Even I'm too big to fit in a hole the size of a pig, if there's a hole at all.

So they just appear randomly?

[Piccolo mentally kicks himself for vaporizing that last pig]

Either way, a way out is a way out. I'm following you.

Very good!

[And now he just realized that he's going to have to find another pig and hopes that it doesn't chase around like the last one.]

We're going to need to find another pig.

[Piccolo sighed unhappily, the fastest way to do this would involve having to touch the human again. He grabbed Jack under his arm and took to the sky]

Let me know if you see any, human.

[Jack started to flail. Grabbing a rope was one thing, being carried was something else entirely different. He blinks an tries his best not to panic then he looks down.]

Uh...

[He has to use his spyglass now to look for the pigs.]

I hope they come out again soon.

Dammit! stop squirming human! I'm enjoying this just as much as you are, now shut up and look for pigs!

[oh Piccolo felt absolutely RIDICULOUS right then... flying over a city with a bum under his arm looking for pigs.]

[Jack has his attentions in finding the pigs but it's the fact that Piccolo had him under the arms made him feel very vulnerable and susceptible to being dropped should he piss the other off. It was better to comply. No turning Jack into a flap Jack this day.]

There!!

[Jack pointed straight away.]

Port ten degrees at fifty feet, twelve down angle!

[Piccolo stops abruptly looking around since he had NO IDEA what the big pile of nonsense Jack spewed out after 'there' meant. Piccolo shoots down to the pig as fast he can appearing right in front of the little bugger. He grabs it by the leg and takes off again heading to the fog]

[Jack wasn't entirely sure what to make of it. He grabbed the pig from Piccolo and decided to hold on to it.]

No. He's got to lead us to the hole. We can't force him. Savvy?

[Piccolo makes another abrupt stop, curses, and slowly lowers himself to the ground. And gracelessly drops Jack on the ground once he's landed.]

Fine then.

[Jack was plopped down and makes his way to his feet with the squirming creature. Jack puts the pig down and follows after it. Once it takes off running, so does he. It may not make much sense to Piccolo but to Jack, this was the best way to find out how the pigs move from one place to the other in such a hurry.]

And off with the chase!! Avast, you mangy, squealing, walking breakfast food! When next we catch you and yours, we'll feast on your fatty, fleshy body! Ha!! Show us that door!

[Piccolo cringes and floats behind the moron and the pig. Oh the sheer indignity of it all]

Human do you REALLY need to yell? That thing probably doesn't even understand you.

[Jack weaved through low branches despite his ataxic movements as he chased this pig.]

It's not not a matter of understanding, as it were. It's keeping him moving that's the goal.

[Piccolo is just effortlessly floating behind him. eyelasering any branches that dare cross his path]

And what's to say that it's not going to just find some hole in the ground to hide in?

Holes are where other pigs are and if the pigs are good and strong that means they know where to find good water and food, eh? With no people around, they'll know.

[Jack hasn't missed a step.]

And underground is better to hide a door.

We aren't following the pigs to find supplies. I can make whatever we need.

[Piccolo eyelasers a rogue branch that Jack accidentally may have let go in his face]

So you suspect the doors to be under ground then?

[Jack stops when the pig slips through the fog. He turns around to see if the pig appears in another place. Seeing that it pops up out of the ground from under a tree, Jack points.]

See that?!

[Little did he realize that it's a different pig. Piccolo would be able to tell.]

That's a different pig you fool! Where did the other one go?!

[Piccolo begins looking around frantically for the disappeared pig]

That pig went in the fog. I'm not sure where that other pig came from.

[Now he was just as confused as Piccolo.]

Ah!!

[He takes running off in the other direction after the second pig.]

Get back here, you slimy, mangy, cur! I'll find your brethren and we shall find your secret!

[While Jack decided to go chase after the other pig Piccolo focused on the spot in the fog where pig number one decided to disappear. He shoots a Ki-blast into the fog... and it doesn't come back! He turns around in triumph]

HUMAN! I FOUND THE WAY O-

[Oh I lied Piccolo, have that blast hit the back of your head]

[Jack turns around and sways, then looks over his shoulder while in the process of losing the pig to see the beam it Piccolo on the back of the head and blinks.

With a drunken gait, he slowly returns to his big green companion and leans down.]

A shovel is much safer.

[He offers his hand to help Piccolo up and hands out a bottle of vodka that he found that he tucked in his vest.]

It's not rum but it works in getting rid of headaches.

[Which only applies for someone that has a perpetual hangover.]

[Piccolo swats Jacks hand away and stands up on his own. He would NEVER stoop so low as to accept help from hu-....oh wait he's already done that today hasn't he? Well as soon as he finds a way out of here, he can kill the bum and no one would be the wiser.

Piccolo cocks an eyebrow at the bottle in Jacks hand. Hm, who knew the human carried healing tonics. He quickly swipes the bottle from his hand, pops the top and gives it a sniff. And cringes, he looks to Jack seemingly for reassurance that this stuff wasn't going to kill him]

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[Jack moves toward the tree once his hand was swatted away and the bottle was snatched from his hand. It wasn't like he hasn't encountered people like him before...only a lot less green. He kneels down to look through the hole.]

Traipsing about an abandoned city with a pirate has really got to pull on you a little, eh? Not that I would but since I am one, I'm stuck with myself for a while. Still, you're on your way to becoming one so I wouldn't be judging so quickly. Name's Captain Jack Sparrow.

[His head is now in the hole. It's hard to tell if he was talking to whatever was in the hole or to Piccolo.]

I'm not one for propriety and all that.

[He pulls his head out and grins.]

Takes too long to remember all the rules and I'm not good with rules.

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I just died laughing at the visual!

his first day and look at how low he's stooped already~ D

LMAO!! Oh lord!!

it's all jacks fault.

Jack's always at fault. XD

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