badfic_manor | Intro- Light Yagami [Accidental Audio]

...Ow.

[The first thing Light realizes when he wakes up is that he spent the night on the floor. His back muscles feel tortured, which he grudgingly had to admit was funny because...well he was L now. Ordinarily, he would have been irritated, but God is feeling exceptionally gracious today. Victory has put Light in a spectacular mood. This mood quickly evaporates however as he moves his hands by his sides.]

What. the. hell.

[Instead of the hardwood floor of his bedroom, his fingers contact slippery polystyrene. He bolts upright, hastily rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.]

Where am I?

[He quickly surveys the area and he concludes that he is in some tent contraption with nothing but his clothes, wallet, and judging from the rectangular object helpfully making its presence known by prodding his lower back, Rem's Death Note. This calms him down slightly as he gathers his thoughts together.]

Father? ...Mother? ....Sayu? ...Ryuuk?

[It's then that he realizes there is a blinking light staring at him from across the tent. He walks over and picks up the blackberry. He doesn't bother masking the venom in his voice as it dawns on him that everything he said has been broadcasted to unknown entities.]
Who the hell are you?

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Oh? On the brink of social rebellion are you? That is quite a shame. You'll understand if I have no interest in meddling with manor politics, so if you will kindly tell me how to leave, I shall be on my merry way.

Well, if you go from a straight view of the manor - don't go close and don't be visible - and follow the most visible deer trail, you'll get as far from it as you can.

[Yes, he's directing Light to the Fourth Wall.]

[Yes, he's being a bit of a bastard.]

[He frowns at this information. There's no mention of this "Author" everyone else keeps telling him about and frankly, Saguru gets on his nerves.]

So you're staying here voluntarily? How...sweet.

Oh, not at all.

You can only go about a kilometre or so in any direction before you run into an impenetrable barrier. It seems to go up a good distance, and looks like it goes down,as well.

The one responsible has kept people far more capable than I at it from leaving.

[He can't quite keep the amusement out of his voice.]
You realize you're talking about a teenage girl with questionable taste levels.

That teenage girl is keeping seventy-some people, some of whom are either very intelligent, very powerful, or both, in a very small box for her own amusement - worth having a little respect for the opposition whatever they are.

And I managed to make myself useful at crime scenes when I was eight.

Your point?

Now, now Saguru-kun, [There is a subtle emphasis on the last syllable. ~~Catty? Not at all.~~]
We're both mature adults, are we not? I've no doubt that your resume is impressive. There's no need for flaunting here.

I was merely expressing my surprise that the best efforts of those here have been consistently thwarted by an unsophisticated teenage girl. I do sincerely apologize for any miscommunication on my part.

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[Aww, how cute. You're baiting.]

[He's certainly keeping a friendly tone... A bit of an acidic one, though.] One would certainly hope.

I do apologize, I believe I missed your name.

Yes, well, the oddest people can pull off the strangest things - you may want to ask just why that is, before you start feeling too smug over there. I'm sure you'll learn for yourself soon enough, but assumptions have a nasty habit of coming home to roost.

[He smiles.]
Ah, so it would seem. My name is Light Yagami. You're quite right to warn me. After all, it is not as though I have met the brightest people living here. I shall be careful to withhold judgement until then.

Well, then, I wish you luck, Yagami-san.

[You're going to need it.]

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