http://finalarbiter.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] finalarbiter.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2010-11-25 04:45 pm

Intro- Light Yagami [Accidental Audio]

...Ow.

[The first thing Light realizes when he wakes up is that he spent the night on the floor. His back muscles feel tortured, which he grudgingly had to admit was funny because...well he was L now. Ordinarily, he would have been irritated, but God is feeling exceptionally gracious today. Victory has put Light in a spectacular mood. This mood quickly evaporates however as he moves his hands by his sides.]

What. the. hell. 


[Instead of the hardwood floor of his bedroom, his fingers contact slippery polystyrene. He bolts upright, hastily rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.]

Where am I?

[He quickly surveys the area and he concludes that he is in some tent contraption with nothing but his clothes, wallet, and judging from the rectangular object helpfully making its presence known by prodding his lower back, Rem's Death Note. This calms him down slightly as he gathers his thoughts together.]

Father? ...Mother? ....Sayu? ...Ryuuk?

[It's then that he realizes there is a blinking light staring at him from across the tent. He walks over and picks up the blackberry. He doesn't bother masking the venom in his voice as it dawns on him that everything he said has been broadcasted to unknown entities.]
Who the hell are you?

[In person]

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[She glances back at him]

Ah, see? It ain't all bad outside.

[In person]

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Everythin' other than our thoughts, actions an' free will are under her control.

[In person]

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[She shakes her head]

Nah, sorry ta say. You can only use ya blackberry to contact other members of the house. Like I said; there ain't no way outta this place, unless she wants ya out

[In person]

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry about that..I know how much it sucks..

[In person]

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chief of police? Well this just got interesting for the blonde gang leading-illegal alcohol making-bomb creating-theif]

All ya can really do now is try and get used to the place

[In person]

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[She waves a hand dismissively, hooking the small bomb onto her belt again with the other]

No worries - Ya got every reason ta be tense. Seriously though, you have any problems, don't hesitate ta ask~

[In person]

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[She smirks and nods]

Yeah. 'S a talent a mine

No worries~

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[She nods, looking behind him at the fourth wall]

Yeah - 's a strong one that - I ain't used ta things withstandin' what I make

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-12-05 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah Light..why so serious business? She puts both her hands behind her head as she smirks, shrugging]

Depends what size ya use don't it?

XD That's Nice for you~

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-12-05 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear whatcha sayin', but ya preachin' ta the choir - if it explodes, I know it like the back 'a my hand.

Thing is, I could spend the next two hours tellin' you about the different methods you could use ta bring a normal wall that size down. But that ain't a normal wall. Y'ain't gettin' past it, so I figure there ain't much point tellin' ya

[identity profile] blondefuse.livejournal.com 2010-12-13 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[She smirks]

Damn right