badfic_manor | 001 ♣ Crona ♣ [Voice]

[Thump]

Oh no, oh no...where am I now? I don't think I can deal with being lost like this! I'm not even in the desert anymore!

[There is a ripping sound and then a second voice, higher pitched and mocking joins in]

Only an idiot like you could get lost running away! Where did you strand us, you moron!

[There is the soft smack of fist on skin, and there it is again, and again and again until the first voice comes back]

Hey! Quit it! I don't know where we are...

[Then it slows down, as the speaker begins to process what's going on]

I must have passed out or something but then...

Did you kill us!?! Is this where dead people go!?! If you killed us I'm going to kill you!

Ow!

[Now the first voice sounds slightly muffled and tight, as if the speaker if forcing it through lips pressed together]

If we're dead you can't kill me.

Wise guy, huh?

No, Ragnarok, stop it! We're not dead! I...just...

[A long pause]

You just what? Finish your sentence, stupid!

[A sound like a coconut hitting the ground]

Ow! Sorry, I just look.

[A pause]

Is that a camera? Or a phone? It's on! Look! The red light's blinking!

M-maybe we're being spied on. I don't think I can deal with being spied on.

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What's with the two people? I didn't kidnap you, but you're still funny sounding.

Two people? There aren't two people. There's just me.

So you talk to yourself?

N-no. I talk to Ragnarok.

He doesn't get it.

[Suddenly the feed kicks in, Crona's accidentally pressed the button. He jumps and blinks into the feed]

Your just a kid

[At the moment Ragnarok is not on camera and it seems like the voice is coming from no where.]

[wiggles his ears]

I'm a fighter.

You mean you're a Weapon?

[Crona peers at Natsuo curiously as if he's trying to see beyond him]

You could say that.

[head tilts at him, tail flicking behind him]

why?

[Crona eyes the cat ears confusedly, as if it's pulling him out of his trance. Now Ragnarok appears on the feed, leaning over Crona's shoulder]

What are you supposed to be, anyway?

[ears flick too]

Hah, I said. What are you?

I'm a person.

With Black Blood.

Y-yeah, with black blood.

[Although Crona doesn't seem proud of this]

AWESOME!!

[Crona looks stunned]

WHAT?! I--Why?!

It's black! How isn't that cool?!

I am cool. Way cooler than Crona! Heh, you're one of the few people to recognize my true awesomeness!

[He leans heavily on Crona's head]

So you're the black blood? What's your name? [because this creature is WAY more interesting then the wimpy kind it's leaning on.]

Yup, that's me! The Demon Sword Ragnarok!

[He continues to lean on Crona and when Crona opens his mouth to speak Ragnarok claps his mitten like hand over it.]

Ragnarok. I'm Natsuo Sagan.

[just grins at their antics]

So what's with the stupid cat ears?

[Crona finally manages to get his face free]

Stop it! You should be polite.

[But he knows it's a losing battle, so instead he mutters]

I'm Crona.

Hey Crona.

[though his attention was still more on Ragnarok then the boy. His tail moves up so they can see it too.]

Tail too. It's because I'm not an adult. All kids have them where I'm from.