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badfic_manor2011-05-26 10:38 am
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In Person
[Burter stands by the edge of the beach looking out into the water. There are a few dead monsters around him (though whether he killed them himself or if they were left by others isn't clear), but his chosen beach is mostly untarnished. His arms are folded across his chest and he frowns slightly.
He still has no idea why he's been brought here, brought back to life, or how long he's got before Vegeta finds him and undoubtedly wastes his ass once more. He sighs.]
You've got to be kidding me.
[About what? Eh. The blue alien doesn't elaborate, though he'll gladly socialize with anyone who might want to say something to him.]
He still has no idea why he's been brought here, brought back to life, or how long he's got before Vegeta finds him and undoubtedly wastes his ass once more. He sighs.]
You've got to be kidding me.
[About what? Eh. The blue alien doesn't elaborate, though he'll gladly socialize with anyone who might want to say something to him.]
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Is that so? Well, I guess you're here for a fight, aren't you?
[Welp, life was nice while it lasted. Again.]
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Hmm, well no. Not really.
Actually, I was just outside enjoying the sun... oh! And trying to get something to eat too.
Buuut~
[He can always take time to relax later. Goku smiles and get into stance.]
I sure could go for a good spar right about now.
Sorry! It seems like I'm not getting email notifs for some reason!
You're...not here to fight me?
[Given that Goku has defeated him twice, this blows the Ginyu member's mind.]
Well, in that case, what do you want?
it's cool bb :D
I was just curious as to why you looked so familiar.
[Cause Namek happened like HOW many years ago?]
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[Unthinkable...completely unthinkable! Burter adopts a pose- let's say one like in this (http://images.wikia.com/dragonball/images/4/4a/Dragonball_Z_195_-_Warriors_Of_The_Dead_Ginyus.jpg) picture.]
I'm Burter of the Ginyu Force!
[It might have been a better idea to keep his mouth shut, but as Burter's got memories of going up against Goku on both Namek and Hell, he takes it personally that his presence has been forgotten.]
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...no?
[Silly Burter, you weren't Goku's first and you certainly won't be his last. Opponent, that is.]
Ginyu For- OH! Now I remember!
Oh wow... that was like... years ago!
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I'll never forget what you did to us!
[Rage? Or fear?]
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[No really. He does feel kinda bad.]
But uh, well you guys were kind asking for it. I mean, I couldn't just let you get away with hurting my friends like that y'know.
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[Annnnd your son would be dead, your best friend would be dead, and Vegeta would be dead. On the plus side? Guldo would still be dead.]
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Hahahaa! Yeah, I've been told I'm pretty good at ruining plans like that.
[But seriously. You guys ever fill in Guldo's spot on the bowling team? Goku needs something to do on Wednesday nights.]
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twice? The blue man growls.]And so now you're here to ruin my life again!
[That depends. Will he bring some of Chichi's cooking? Also, Guldo always bowled a perfect score-- kinda like he was stopping time, kicking all the pins over, then starting it all up again. BUT HEY, HIS SCORE BENEFITED EVERYONE SO THEY NEVER QUESTIONED IT.]
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Well... not really anyway.
It's just that I noticed Frieza was here too.
Plus you. And there was that other guy.
[Can't blame him for being concerned can you?]
I'm just trying to make sure there's not trouble before anything starts.
[Of course Goku would bring food! Provided that he doesn't eat most of it before gets there anyways. And he's never really bowled before in his life but we'll just say he's amazing at it to save argument.]
...you saw no typos.
[That's something Burter hasn't realized.]
If Lord Frieza is here, you don't stand a chance!
[Except, wait. Frieza had just been in Hell with him. And Goku dispatched of him just as easily as he'd dispatched of Burter and the rest of the Ginyu Force when they'd crossed paths. This wasn't looking good at all. Burter's face falls.]
J-Just you wait until he finds you!
[...it won't make a difference. Sigh.]
<__< typos.. what typos?
[Oshi-! Said too much]
Yeah, I actually just talked to him the other day.
But uh... he doesn't seem to remember who I am... which was kinda weird...
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[Wait, if Frieza's escaped from Hell too, maybe (just maybe) the rest of the Ginyu Force has as well.]
He doesn't remember you?
[Now that...seemed odd. Seeing as Burter knows for a fact Lord Frieza has faced against Goku many times.]
How could he not remember you?
[Goku didn't remember him, Frieza didn't remember Goku...what's going on?]
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[shrug]
He mistook me for some other guy.
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[Well, uh, not that chatting to Goku isn't lovely, but Burter feels like he ought to be looking into that whole "Frieza" thing. Thanks for the update, Goku.]
That's very interesting, but I think I've got something I've got to do now.
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Heh, right.
Tell Frieza I said hi!
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[Er. Wait. He didn't want Goku to know where he's going. DAMN THAT SAIYAN!]
I mean, uh, if I see him.
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Yea sure.
[And with that he gives a short wave and flies off to find some noms. Cause DAMMIT hes hungry]