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badfic_manor2011-06-07 02:30 pm
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005 Better than Disneyland~
[The feed clicks on, obnoxiously close to B's face as though he's posing for a Myspace picture.]
Oh. It is on. Back off slowly now- [A chorus of giggling ensues as the video slowly pans out to show B sitting on the floor in the dealer's room completely surrounded by fluffy plushies, wearing these slippers as well as a small pile of books. On the top of that pile? THIS. That's right, the King of Death Note spoilers, How to Read 13. And now that B has read it, religiously, cover to cover, he has a few announcements to make. With the help of a few fangirls. Yes, B has made "friends" with them.]
Manorites, your undivided attention, please.
[The thumb goes to lip, and his other hand dangles How to Read 13 by the corner. More giggling as the fangirls behind the camera squeal at the familiar mannerisms.]
Today is our prosecutor-san's birthday! If you should see him, wish him a Happy Birthday, lest he suffer a psychotic break down. His name is Mikami Teru, and he's very shy~~ Especially you two, Mels. Nathaniel.
In fact-! [The video shakes slightly. B rummages around his bag of goodies to produce this ]
We bought you a present Mi~ka~rin~ [He waves the Light plushie around conducting the fangirls behind the camera as they all burst into the Birthday song. ]
Also~ [ He sets the plushie down, and picks up a doujinshi.YES. B HAS DISCOVERED YAOI DOUJINSHI. And sorry Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, but it's one of you two. He flips to a random page. ]
Mother and Father are quite kinky, it seems~ Mraow! Hee.
Oh! [What you didn't think B was done, did you? He picks up a large poster. It's commissioned fan art of him drawn as Batman, and L as a random Lackey. ] I think they caught my best side, these artists did. What do you think, Manorites? Lawli?
P.S [In a very, very exaggerated whisper.] Dumbledore is gay.
[ The feed cuts off.]
Oh. It is on. Back off slowly now- [A chorus of giggling ensues as the video slowly pans out to show B sitting on the floor in the dealer's room completely surrounded by fluffy plushies, wearing these slippers as well as a small pile of books. On the top of that pile? THIS. That's right, the King of Death Note spoilers, How to Read 13. And now that B has read it, religiously, cover to cover, he has a few announcements to make. With the help of a few fangirls. Yes, B has made "friends" with them.]
Manorites, your undivided attention, please.
[The thumb goes to lip, and his other hand dangles How to Read 13 by the corner. More giggling as the fangirls behind the camera squeal at the familiar mannerisms.]
Today is our prosecutor-san's birthday! If you should see him, wish him a Happy Birthday, lest he suffer a psychotic break down. His name is Mikami Teru, and he's very shy~~ Especially you two, Mels. Nathaniel.
In fact-! [The video shakes slightly. B rummages around his bag of goodies to produce this ]
We bought you a present Mi~ka~rin~ [He waves the Light plushie around conducting the fangirls behind the camera as they all burst into the Birthday song. ]
Also~ [ He sets the plushie down, and picks up a doujinshi.
Mother and Father are quite kinky, it seems~ Mraow! Hee.
Oh! [
P.S [In a very, very exaggerated whisper.] Dumbledore is gay.
[ The feed cuts off.]
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The utter blasphemy of creating a toy designed after God, the fact that people thought it was an appropriate present for him or the fact that the... thing... had a Death Note with it.
Not many knew about the meaning of the notebook, Mikami was sure, but regardless it was information that shouldn't be leaking through to the Manorites.
Mikami now had no other choice than to pretend he didn't know what the notebook meant.
Teru took a deep breath, calming himself down from the wave of disgust and shock. He couldn't let any of his feelings show through. After a few more seconds of inhaling and exhaling air, his facial expression was perfectly serious again.]