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Karte 001 [In Person -- backdated to yesterday]

[In the throng of excited fans, a tiny brunette is easily lost.

Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way.

But that's simply not possible.

On the other hand, her eyes are practically bulging from how wide she's keeping them, staring in a mixture of mute shock and fear at all of the much taller and much bigger (... and others much, MUCH bigger) people walking around as they enjoy the very first day of ManorCon!

Her pace slows to a stop as her squeaky steps finally fade out into the buzz and chatter of the con-goers.

She simply stands there, still silent, blinking twice, before finally throwing her head back.]

ACCHONBURIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

H-has Pinoko's been kidnapped again?! Pinoko can't remember anything— was it a drug? Did Pinoko hit her head?!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, DOC, WHERE ARE YOU?! [She bursts into tears, wiping at her tear-tracked cheeks with her balled-up hands.] Are you okay?! Pinoko can't remember if she left the oven ooooon!! [The wail breaks off as her breathing hitches, then with a great big sob, she slumps.]

((Not a super exciting first post, but. ^^;))

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[Black Jack has been avoiding fangirls like the plague, and is currently sat at a coffee bar, nursing an espresso.

Or at least he was, until he heard the high pitched, signature catch phrase of a particular daughter-nurse hybrid.

Draining the rest of his coffee, the Doctor gets to his feet, scanning the crowd frantically. Eventually, a small group moves on, and he see's the source of the racket. Guess who's behind you? 8D]

Pinoko-! You're here?

WAAAAH!!

[A heavy sob breaks up the wailing, but then, she freezes!]

D-Doc?

Dr. Black Jack...? [She'll turn, face flushed from her little fit and she's a bit winded from all the screaming, but her expression's simply bewildered right now.]

Oh, thank goodnesh!

[She'll hop-hop-hop over, to gain enough momentum to spring herself into his arms.]

Yay, we weren't kidnapped after all! Pinoko thought shomeone shlipped her a rophy!

[She'll hug him as best as she can, even if her arms are much too short to encircle him! Have some kisses on the cheek as well.

Then, she'll give him an exasperated glare.] While Pinoko appreciates the shurprise, if you wanted to take Pinoko on a romantic vacation, the leasht you could've done was tell Pinoko in advanche sho Pinoko could get all dolled up firsht!

[While he usually would just let her hang off his neck and drop back to the floor at her leisure, this time Black Jack actually wraps hisarms around hertiny body, and hugs her tightly. At first, he doesn't say anything, just smiles in both relief at seeing her again, and anxiety that she was there at all]

This isn't exactly a vacation, Pinoko - you were closerwith 'kidnapped'

[Black Jack returning her hug makes her blush and sigh happily, snuggling closer, but his words shock her into letting go.]

E-ehhhh?!

[Her eyes go wide again.

She looks at him and numbly squishes her cheeks in.]

Doc, they're not watching, are they?

We can easily lose them in thish crowd!

Who are they? Yakuza? Politicians? Jusht shome delinquentsh? Don't worry, Doc, Pinoko'll protect you!

Let's run away!

No, it's not like that

[Keeping Pinoko close, he steers her through the crowd and back into the coffee place he was sat at earlier. Since there's no line he orders Pinoko a hot chocolate, and a minute later, sits opposite her. This was going to be interesting to explain...]

You- well, we, have been brought here by someone called the Author. Usually, we live in a Manor house, but she somehow has thepwoer to change our environments and sometimes even our bodies

[Pinoko takes a sip of her hot chocolate once it arrives, wincing when she scalds the tip of her tongue.

Blowing on the drink to cool it, she watches Black Jack curiously.]

The... Author?

Oh, is the Author shomeone other than Tezuka-chenchei thish time?

[She'll puff over the drink.]

Our environments and even our BODIES?!

[Cheek-squish!] Acchon-burikeeee!

Can't we do anything to shtop her?!

[Well, at least her reactions were predictable..]

No, we can't. That's why you've got to stay close to me, alright? She sometimes puts us in dangerous situations-

Do you have a blackberry on you? One of these..[He takes his blackberry out and shows it to her]

Of courshe, Doc! [She'll try and give him a reassuring smile, even if she felt a bit worried herself.] ... did anything happen to you? What kind of danger have you been in?

[She'll stand on her chair to reach over the table and place her hand on his darker cheek, brushing the hair away. She looks very concerned, frowning deeply, until he asks her a question.

She sits back down.]

Blackberry? No, Pinoko didn't bring any foo—

Ah! That weird chellular phone with the robot videos!

[She brings out her own Blackberry.] Here it is!

[He wasn't sure what she meant by robot videos, but he takes it from her anyway]

Alright..I'm putting my number on here, and on speed dial. It's pretty much inevitable that we'll get seperated at some point or something bad will happen, so I want you to call me if you need help, alright?

Undershtood! [She nods her head.

But, you know she'll insist on bombarding him with poorly written text messages, whenever possible, of undying devotion and everlasting love even if she doesn't quite grasp the concept of capitalization, has no knowledge of punctuation marks aside from the period, question mark and exclamation point, and can't spell words longer than four letters.

She will also send him pictures of herself. And food. Occassionally, pictures of her AND food.

~~... for the record, shortly after they split up, Pinoko gets kidnapped by Mukuro with promises of cake.~~]

[Oh fucking hell... great, just what he need right now. Loud obnoxious kids.... fuuuuck! HOW DO YOU SHUT THEM UP!?]

OI BRAT! The hell is your problem?!

[Yeah. Perfect. Nothing quiets a kid faster then yelling angrily at them.]

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B-b-brat?! [Her anger is enough to drown her confusion now.] Well, if that isn't the kettle calling the pot black! Watch your mouth, Pinoko's twenty years old!

Pinoko's PROBLEM is that she's shtuck in shome weird plache she's never been to before!

Are you the kidnapper?!

Jusht try to hurt me, I'll bite your fache off! [She'll wave her tiny, round fists, trying to look threatening.]

Twenty years old my ass, Brat! If you're gunna lie about your age at least make it believable!

[Alright he needs nicotine happy times to deal with this. He light up a cigarette and glares down at the little kid again... whoever first came up with cigarettes ran a daycare... he was sure of it...]

Why the fuck would I want to kidnap a little annoying snot-nosed brat like you?!

Pinoko IS an adult, you shtupid hooligan!

[Hop-hop-hop and then she leaps in an attempt to land a KICK to your crotch. Better forget the cigarette and MOVE.]

Maybe 'cause Pinoko's the famoush Dr. Black Jack's asshishtant!

Hooligan, honestly who says that shit any mo- holy cock!

[And there is a mid air CATCH of the flying crotch-kicking monster! This is, not surprisingly, not the first child who has made an attempt to MAUL him. At least she's not pulling grenades out of her hair and wiping snot all over him...]

WATCH IT YOU LITTLE SHIT! THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYIN' TO PULL!?

[He holds her at arms length and just glares daggers at her for a moment, before just dropping her]

I didn't think that old guy had a kid... least not one as annoying as you.

PINOKO JUSHT SHAID, I'M NOT HIS KID!

[She bites his arm to loosen his grip on her, before puffing her chest with pride and stating, matter-of-factly:] I'm the wife!

OW! YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT! FUCK!

[He drops her on the ground, and starts blowing on the bite. Once the sting has faded he glares down at Pinoko, blood pressure SKYROCKETING]

THEN HE'S A MOTHER-FUCKING PEDOPHILE!

[Did you just insult Dr. Black Jack?

She shoots him a sharp glare, gritting her teeth.]

Pinoko was eighteen when we met...!

[She goes into a rage, flying at him while kicking her legs and swinging her arms— be careful now, she might attack again!]

Don't you ever, EVER inshult my Doc, you potty-mouthed, basheborn ingrate, bratty punk!

[Is this kid for real? Like SERIOUSLY... she thinks she can pass off as eighteen?]

'the fuck did I just say, brat?! If you're gunna lie about your age make it friggin' believable! You couldn't even pass of as a ten year old!

[And to stop the incoming mini-attack, puts his foot on her forehead, not as kick, but just keeping her AWAY while she flails and has her little tantrum... keeping close watch in case she goes after the family jewels again]

Who ashked your opinion anyway, you idiot?!

[She blinks when his foot connects with her head, although it's too light to be an attack.

Her face flushes red again and it's quite clear she's offended by the gesture.]

GAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[She'll continue swinging her arms and kicking her legs until she's close to passing out from exhaustion, thank you very much.]

[And he'll just push her over with his foot once she's all tuckered out.]

So you're lookin' for the doctor, right brat? If yer done throwing your damn tantrum and promise to shut the hell up, I'll help ya look.

[And cigarette drag time ahhh. As much as he openly HATED children, there were some real fucktards in this place, and if there was anything he learned growing up on the streets it's that children and fucktards should not be left alone together. ]

[That's enough to rejuvinate her! She quickly looks up with a great big, excited smile.] Really?!

Yesh, Pinoko will keep quiet if you promishe to help! [She happily clamps her mouth shut with her hands to illustrate.]

Good. C'mon the then.

[Hayato starts walking, flicking some ash from his cigarette off to the side. The hell was the author thinking bringing a kid THIS young to this shithole? Well... at least she had some one that could look after her... granted the whole "wife" thing either meant the doctor was much more creepy then he thought, or this little kid is SOME KIND OF DELUDED... maybe she was adopted or somethin'? Wel... maybe it wasn't that uncommon for kids to want to marry their parents? The hell would he know, as long as the little shits were quiet and away from him he was happy.

... and speaking of getting children away from him... where the fuck was that old guy?! Figures the ONE time he WANTS to find him, he can't.]

Tch, figures the one time I need the guy he's nowhere to be found...

_{[ Vegeta is in the midst of raiding the buffet again. Can't keep his stomach satisfied with this many children running around and pissing him off. Of course. The crowds were drawn to someone new and he had a moment's peace until suddenly there's a gigantic WAIL ]}

!!

_{[ Thankfully he saves his plate of food from being dropped. Thankfully B| ]}

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Pinoko might've burned Doc's dinnerrrrr!!

[She's sobbing so heavily, it sounds like her entire world's just fell apart.]

What kinda wife does thaaaaat?!

[Snifflesfniff.]

_{[ oh my god the screaming ]

[ Vegeta almost drops his plate again to the incessant howling. He looks back at the little screaming thing and gives it a death stare. ]}

Will you kindly shut up.

_{[ omg kids. what do ]}

[She'll shoot you a death glare right back.] Will you kindly mind your own beeswax, bub?!

Pinoko's got enough on her plate!

[She'll blink twice.] Plate...

WAAAAAH, DOC'S DINNERRRR!! [Aaaand it's back to wailing.]

[Ryohei is staring at Pinoko. Never has he seen such a tiny kid have such volume behind their vocal chords. Except maybe Lambo, but that's a different story.]

WOAH THERE, WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THAT EXTREME CHARISMA FROM TINY KID??!!!

[He takes a closer look at her face to realize that she's actually crying. BETTER TRY CHEER HER UP.....wait what, oven? ]

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY TINY KID!!! WE CAN GO FIND THAT OVEN TOGETHER!!!

[The wailing stops, just like that.

While wiping away the last of her tears, Pinoko blinks and speaks calmly, although there's more than a hint of exasperation:]

Pinoko's not a kid.

Pinoko's twenty years old!

[She looked up at Ryohei.]

... Mishter, the oven is back at Pinoko and Doc's home. That's on the cape of an island off the shoutherly coasht of Japan. We were the only people living there!

Pinoko knows we can't be that closhe. How are we shupposhed to find it?

It's very niche of you, Pinoko'd even shay it's chivalroush, but maybe you should'a thought about it a little bit more...

[ALRIGHT, SHE'S CHEERING UP-- wait twenty years old?.......I GUESS AGES ARE QUADRUPLED HERE!!]

YOU'RE EXTREMELY SMART FOR A TINY KID!!! I'M RYOHEI AND I'M [16X4....16X4......] SIXTY-FOUR YEARS OLD!! [He extends his hand.] COME ON TINY KID, LET'S GO LOOK FOR THE OVEN AND THE...DUCK?!!

[There's not even the slightest hint of sarcasm when he says all of this.]

[She'll just make this face at him for a whole minute.]

Mishter, are you sherioush?! [She'll stare at him incredulously.]

And Pinoko's not a kid, like Pinoko shaid!

How are we shupposhed to find the oven— [Then, she snaps again, waving fists angrily.] Not a DUCK, doc! Doc as in Dr. Black Jack!

Pinoko's not married to a DUCK, that'd be sho acchonburikeee!

WELL THAT'S EXTREMELY EASY, WE JUST ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE ARO-

[MARRIED?!!]

I'M SIXTY-FOUR AND EVEN I HAVEN'T MARRIED TO THE EXTREME YET!! YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR TIME NEXT TIME WHEN MAKING SUCH EXTREME DECISIONS!!!

But, Pinoko's in love! Dr. Black Jack is the perfect husband.

Pinoko made her decision a long, long time ago, Mishter.

[She cheers up again.] Then, want to go look for it?

WELL....IF YOU THINK HE'S EXTREMELY PERFECT.....

[To a poor unsuspecting cosplayer passing by:] HEY YOU!! HAVE YOU SEEN AN EXTREMELY OPEN AROUND HE-

[Wait......KIDS CAN'T USE OVENS ON THEIR OWN.]

WAIT ARE YOU TRYING TO LIE TO ME??!

SOME ONE YOUR AGE CAN'T USE AN OVEN WITHOUT EXTREME PARENTAL ASSISTANCE!!

Pinoko doesn't think he is, Pinoko knows. [Have another sweet smile before she blinks and looks altogether bewildered.]

Mishter, do twenty year olds in your world need parental ashishtanche to use ovens?!

Pinoko's been able to use an oven shinche she was eighteen!

Pinoko didn't cook as well back then as she does now, but shtill.

...DOES THAT MEAN YOU REALLY ARE TWENTY?

Yesh!

That's what Pinoko was trying to tell you from the very beginning!

[...]

THERE'S NO WAY A TWENTY YEAR OLD COULD BE SO EXTREMELY..SMALL!!!

[He's picking Pinoko up.]

AND LIGHT!!

[Pinoko gets so flustered at being picked up by a complete stranger, blushing and glaring furiously, that she stamps her foot in the middle of his face. She doesn't perform the act with too much force or the intent of violence (even if her attacks were rather weak), but only to show her disapproval of this whole situation.]

Don't patronize me! Put Pinoko down.

[He gets the point after the kick to the face, and puts Pinoko back down. He's once again impressed by Pinoko's extreme charisma.]

ALRIGHT, I'LL GO LOOK FOR YOUR...HUSBAND. YOU STAY EXTREMELY RIGHT HERE, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!

[He runs off.]

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Karte 001 [In Person -- backdated to yesterday]

[In person] ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[1/3; in person -- ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤~! ]

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[3/3; in person -- ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤~! ]

XD Oh man that last tag made me laugh

[1/2; aha, my pleasure!]

[2/2; fixed! ^^;]

No worries~

[1/2; I hoooope you don't mind her fourth wall breaking, at least for this event? ^o^;]

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Nah, that's cool~

[x3;]

urrgh okay DONE WITH COLLEGE NOW! Back on the tagging pony like BURNING

[Yay! -bakes a virtual cake-]

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[in person; then, it MUST HAPPEN. xD]

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[in person; MWAHAHA, YES. It must happen.]

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[In Person] Sorry for slowness, I should be somewhat faster now that most of my exams are over OTL;;