[identity profile] pinoco.livejournal.com
Nee! Shenshei! SHENSHEI!!!

[Does Pinoco ever calmly speak over the network?]

Pinoco wantsh matcha paw-fay! Let'sh go~~! New Yearsh Wesholushun! Eat more paw-faysh, Pinoco grow more~!
[identity profile] pinoco.livejournal.com
If no one had spotted Pinoco yet, you couldn't blame them. While others were simply mermaid versions of themselves, or something large like a shark or swordfish, Pinoco was, true to form, something much smaller. Something with an exo-skeleton, of sorts, and something bright right.

"...dish is sho not fair..." Pinoco grumbled under her breath, using the multiple legs granted her to side-skitter through the ground floor, leaving a cloud of sand in her wake. "Pinoco should be a goooorgeoush mermaid and be wif Shenshei."

She lifted one of her pinchers, and snapped it a few times at no one in particular. "Dish better nawt be PERMANENT!"

Now, to find Black Jack. What could he have turned into..?
[identity profile] pinoco.livejournal.com
[The blackberry opens to a very angry-looking red-headed girl punching buttons just below the video display. She grunts a few times, and then throws it into the pillow of her bed in a fit.]

AAAAAAH MOU! DIS SHTUPID THING WON'T WORK! Hrmph! [Folds her arms over her chest in a giant huff. Although a pillow obstructs part of the view, and the framing of the image is sideways, Pinoco is sitting on her bed mattress, her short, stubby legs swinging back and forth impatiently.]

Shenshei better not be very far! It'sh not fair when he sneaksh off while I'm shleeping! [She turns to see that the Blackberry is still on, and she hoists herself onto the bed, crawling across the mattress with her hands and knees to retrieve it.]

[Holding the display close, her loud voice causes a bit of feedback if your speakers aren't turned down.]


HEY EVERYBODY! Have any of you sheen a handshome, brooding doctor around here? Tew him hish wife ish looking for him!
[identity profile] tomboyishcandy.livejournal.com
[And who is this lovely young lady who seems to share a striking resemblance to a certain loud-mouthed, tiny tot? She even has the same hair and eye colour, and she's even wearing her ribbons.]

What a cuuuute phone!

I've never gotten anything quite like this before!

But, what is this place? It's nothing like what I'm used to... [She takes a few steps, graceful and elegant, as she brings up a hand to cover her mouth in surprise. She bats her eyelashes, then glances around herself.]

Big sis?

You're not around, are you?

Then... father and mother aren't either, so this must mean...! [All pretense of elegance was cast out of the window as she giggles gleefully and runs around the room.] It's an adventure, an adventure! I never imagined I'd find myself in such a mysterious place!

It's just like a drama! A really cool drama!

[She left the phone on a table or some other high surface, as all you can see now are the ribbons atop her head and ab it of her red, layered skirt peeking over the edge of the table.

She's searching for something.]


Aaaaah, what's this?! [More mischievous giggles followed.] Heehee, love letters?! No way.

Who'd keep love letters in such an obvious place? And they smell like perfume! [She collapsed into peals of giggles.] The handwriting's like a little kid's! WAY too weird...!

[She blinked at the envelopes.] Doc Black Jack? Could she mean Dr. Black Jack? The Dr. Black Jack...?

No. Way.
[identity profile] tomboyishcandy.livejournal.com
[Pinoko appeared on the screen, so clean she was practically sparkling, with her hair perfectly styled into its usual adorable bobcut with four ribbons perfectly arranged. She looked refreshed and content.

And her clothes were clean too!

But, there was something on the tiny lady's mind and so Pinoko cleared her throat, looking quite serious.]


Pinoko's very, very happy to have a roof over her head again!

But...

Pinoko doesn't mean to be rude or anything and Pinoko KNOWS she shouldn't pry, but...!

EVERYBODY, PLEASE SHTOP HAVING SHO MANY BABIES!!

Pinoko doesn't mean everyone who's a good mommy or daddy, but shome of you don't really sheem to know what you're doing!

Don't have kids if you're jusht going to lose them all the time!

... and definitely don't have kids if you don't even know where they come from, because that's sho acchonburike! How did you even forget what led to having a kid?! Did you all have too much to drink as shoon as the manor was back?!

There are sho many babies and little kids running around. SHO MANY!!

[Pinoko tried to catch her breath after that long rant, but then stopped abruptly to blink.]

Or is thish... the work of that Author pershon?
[identity profile] tomboyishcandy.livejournal.com
[And once more, Pinoko is transported to another place!

Just when she was getting used to that weird place with all of its strange, sometimes perverted people...! Not to mention all of the tasty snacks— she's now where the manor used to be, only there's no manor and she's never been here before!

Pinoko frowned, but then remembered her communicator! If she really wasn't just dreaming, then she should be able to get some help!

She starts recording a video message, looking quite worried.]


Hello...

Where is Pinoko now?!
[identity profile] tomboyishcandy.livejournal.com
[In the throng of excited fans, a tiny brunette is easily lost.

Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way.

But that's simply not possible.

On the other hand, her eyes are practically bulging from how wide she's keeping them, staring in a mixture of mute shock and fear at all of the much taller and much bigger (... and others much, MUCH bigger) people walking around as they enjoy the very first day of ManorCon!

Her pace slows to a stop as her squeaky steps finally fade out into the buzz and chatter of the con-goers.

She simply stands there, still silent, blinking twice, before finally throwing her head back.]


ACCHONBURIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

H-has Pinoko's been kidnapped again?! Pinoko can't remember anything— was it a drug? Did Pinoko hit her head?!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, DOC, WHERE ARE YOU?! [She bursts into tears, wiping at her tear-tracked cheeks with her balled-up hands.] Are you okay?! Pinoko can't remember if she left the oven ooooon!! [The wail breaks off as her breathing hitches, then with a great big sob, she slumps.]

((Not a super exciting first post, but. ^^;))

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