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badfic_manor2011-06-08 01:56 am
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Karte 001 [In Person -- backdated to yesterday]
[In the throng of excited fans, a tiny brunette is easily lost.
Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way.
But that's simply not possible.
On the other hand, her eyes are practically bulging from how wide she's keeping them, staring in a mixture of mute shock and fear at all of the much taller and much bigger (... and others much, MUCH bigger) people walking around as they enjoy the very first day of ManorCon!
Her pace slows to a stop as her squeaky steps finally fade out into the buzz and chatter of the con-goers.
She simply stands there, still silent, blinking twice, before finally throwing her head back.]
ACCHONBURIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
H-has Pinoko's been kidnapped again?! Pinoko can't remember anything— was it a drug? Did Pinoko hit her head?!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, DOC, WHERE ARE YOU?! [She bursts into tears, wiping at her tear-tracked cheeks with her balled-up hands.] Are you okay?! Pinoko can't remember if she left the oven ooooon!! [The wail breaks off as her breathing hitches, then with a great big sob, she slumps.]
((Not a super exciting first post, but. ^^;))
Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way.
But that's simply not possible.
On the other hand, her eyes are practically bulging from how wide she's keeping them, staring in a mixture of mute shock and fear at all of the much taller and much bigger (... and others much, MUCH bigger) people walking around as they enjoy the very first day of ManorCon!
Her pace slows to a stop as her squeaky steps finally fade out into the buzz and chatter of the con-goers.
She simply stands there, still silent, blinking twice, before finally throwing her head back.]
ACCHONBURIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
H-has Pinoko's been kidnapped again?! Pinoko can't remember anything— was it a drug? Did Pinoko hit her head?!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, DOC, WHERE ARE YOU?! [She bursts into tears, wiping at her tear-tracked cheeks with her balled-up hands.] Are you okay?! Pinoko can't remember if she left the oven ooooon!! [The wail breaks off as her breathing hitches, then with a great big sob, she slumps.]
((Not a super exciting first post, but. ^^;))
[in person; oh, God, she just might try washing Gokudera's mouth out with soap. :| ]
[She bites his arm to loosen his grip on her, before puffing her chest with pride and stating, matter-of-factly:] I'm the wife!
Re: [in person; oh my GOOD GOD that would be HILARIOUS XD ]
[He drops her on the ground, and starts blowing on the bite. Once the sting has faded he glares down at Pinoko, blood pressure SKYROCKETING]
THEN HE'S A MOTHER-FUCKING PEDOPHILE!
[in person; then, it MUST HAPPEN. xD]
She shoots him a sharp glare, gritting her teeth.]
Pinoko was eighteen when we met...!
[She goes into a rage, flying at him while kicking her legs and swinging her arms— be careful now, she might attack again!]
Don't you ever, EVER inshult my Doc, you potty-mouthed, basheborn ingrate, bratty punk!
Re: [in person;YES. Someday he will be sleeping or something and then... SOAP.]
'the fuck did I just say, brat?! If you're gunna lie about your age make it friggin' believable! You couldn't even pass of as a ten year old!
[And to stop the incoming mini-attack, puts his foot on her forehead, not as kick, but just keeping her AWAY while she flails and has her little tantrum... keeping close watch in case she goes after the family jewels again]
[in person; MWAHAHA, YES. It must happen.]
[She blinks when his foot connects with her head, although it's too light to be an attack.
Her face flushes red again and it's quite clear she's offended by the gesture.]
GAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[She'll continue swinging her arms and kicking her legs until she's close to passing out from exhaustion, thank you very much.]
Re: [in person; This shall be BRILLIANT >D.]
So you're lookin' for the doctor, right brat? If yer done throwing your damn tantrum and promise to shut the hell up, I'll help ya look.
[And cigarette drag time ahhh. As much as he openly HATED children, there were some real fucktards in this place, and if there was anything he learned growing up on the streets it's that children and fucktards should not be left alone together. ]
[in person; oh, certainly. xD]
Yesh, Pinoko will keep quiet if you promishe to help! [She happily clamps her mouth shut with her hands to illustrate.]
Re: [in person]
[Hayato starts walking, flicking some ash from his cigarette off to the side. The hell was the author thinking bringing a kid THIS young to this shithole? Well... at least she had some one that could look after her... granted the whole "wife" thing either meant the doctor was much more creepy then he thought, or this little kid is SOME KIND OF DELUDED... maybe she was adopted or somethin'? Wel... maybe it wasn't that uncommon for kids to want to marry their parents? The hell would he know, as long as the little shits were quiet and away from him he was happy.
... and speaking of getting children away from him... where the fuck was that old guy?! Figures the ONE time he WANTS to find him, he can't.]
Tch, figures the one time I need the guy he's nowhere to be found...