badfic_manor | Karte 001 [In Person -- backdated to yesterday]

[In the throng of excited fans, a tiny brunette is easily lost.

Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way.

But that's simply not possible.

On the other hand, her eyes are practically bulging from how wide she's keeping them, staring in a mixture of mute shock and fear at all of the much taller and much bigger (... and others much, MUCH bigger) people walking around as they enjoy the very first day of ManorCon!

Her pace slows to a stop as her squeaky steps finally fade out into the buzz and chatter of the con-goers.

She simply stands there, still silent, blinking twice, before finally throwing her head back.]

ACCHONBURIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

H-has Pinoko's been kidnapped again?! Pinoko can't remember anything— was it a drug? Did Pinoko hit her head?!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, DOC, WHERE ARE YOU?! [She bursts into tears, wiping at her tear-tracked cheeks with her balled-up hands.] Are you okay?! Pinoko can't remember if she left the oven ooooon!! [The wail breaks off as her breathing hitches, then with a great big sob, she slumps.]

((Not a super exciting first post, but. ^^;))

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WELL....IF YOU THINK HE'S EXTREMELY PERFECT.....

[To a poor unsuspecting cosplayer passing by:] HEY YOU!! HAVE YOU SEEN AN EXTREMELY OPEN AROUND HE-

[Wait......KIDS CAN'T USE OVENS ON THEIR OWN.]

WAIT ARE YOU TRYING TO LIE TO ME??!

SOME ONE YOUR AGE CAN'T USE AN OVEN WITHOUT EXTREME PARENTAL ASSISTANCE!!

Pinoko doesn't think he is, Pinoko knows. [Have another sweet smile before she blinks and looks altogether bewildered.]

Mishter, do twenty year olds in your world need parental ashishtanche to use ovens?!

Pinoko's been able to use an oven shinche she was eighteen!

Pinoko didn't cook as well back then as she does now, but shtill.

...DOES THAT MEAN YOU REALLY ARE TWENTY?

Yesh!

That's what Pinoko was trying to tell you from the very beginning!

[...]

THERE'S NO WAY A TWENTY YEAR OLD COULD BE SO EXTREMELY..SMALL!!!

[He's picking Pinoko up.]

AND LIGHT!!

[Pinoko gets so flustered at being picked up by a complete stranger, blushing and glaring furiously, that she stamps her foot in the middle of his face. She doesn't perform the act with too much force or the intent of violence (even if her attacks were rather weak), but only to show her disapproval of this whole situation.]

Don't patronize me! Put Pinoko down.

[He gets the point after the kick to the face, and puts Pinoko back down. He's once again impressed by Pinoko's extreme charisma.]

ALRIGHT, I'LL GO LOOK FOR YOUR...HUSBAND. YOU STAY EXTREMELY RIGHT HERE, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!

[He runs off.]

Karte 001 [In Person -- backdated to yesterday]

[In Person; Yeah, well Pinoko is very, very adorable ;_;~]

[In Person; hee, I think they're both very, very adorable! x3]

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[In Person] Sorry for slowness, I should be somewhat faster now that most of my exams are over OTL;;