14th bomb||Hayato Gokudera|| [in person]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato is skulking around irritably, hands in his pockets. Currently he is walking through the dealers room. Not for any reason particularly... he's just pissed off and hopes the shiny objects with distract the army of idiots from touching him and poking him and taking pictures of him, and if he has to beat the shit of ONE MORE PERSON DRESSED LIKE... oh for fucks sake, there's one now.]

OI! Shit head where the fuck do you idiots get off dressin' like me?!

[He grabs the impersonator by the shoulder and whips him around, then grabbing him by the collar of the shirt. But as usual with this place, the dumb shit only laughs and says:

"Oh wow you're so in character! You look just like him too!"

He swore if he heard that ON MORE TIME-

"Hey Hayato! Where's you're sister! She's hot!"

He twitches irritably and turns to his imposter's friend glaring DAGGERS at her.]

Go fuck yourself.

[And he lets go of his imposter's collar with one hand so that he could flip off his friend. She just giggles and says, "Omigod! He really is in character!"

... That was it. Bitch was gunna die. He roughly shoves his imposter away, and starts to storm up to the chick rolling up his sleeves, when there's a giggle and she points behind him.

"Look she's behind you~"

Hayato could feel his heart stop, nononono not his sister, please be ANYONE but his sister! He whips around and is suddenly face-to-face with a poster of his smoking hot sister. He goes pale, and his stomach churns. It may have just been a poster but the shock of seeing the poster was enough to trigger the good old psychological trauma response he got from looking at her face. His eyes roll back and he just topples over onto the ground clutching his stomach. The cosplayers laugh and take a few pictures then go about their merry way, disregarding the fact that Hayato still hasn't gotten off the ground]

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In Person--shortest tag ever? Maybe? :P

[beautiful-brute.livejournal.com]

[Zarbon is walking by and notices a familiar form on the floor.

...and just keeps right on walking.]

HE'S RESPENDED WITH LESS!

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[While being the twitching mass of barely conscious teenage boy that he is, he manages to spurt out a warning to whoever was walking by, which happened to be Zarbon]

D-don't eat her cooking!

Zarbon has no time for you.

[beautiful-brute.livejournal.com]

[Zarbon rolls his eyes and makes no attempt to stop.]

In Person

[the2nd-kira.livejournal.com]

[ Misa was actually not very far from where Hayato was. She was talking to fans who were asking where she got her blouse. She was about to respond, but then heard Hayato's voice.

She turned in time to see him faint and people gathering around to take pictures. ]

Dera-chan!

[ She ran to where he was and began poking on his shoulder. ]

Dera-chan isn't dead, right?

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato peeks an eye open. He remembered that voice... but it couldn't be... could it?]

M-Misa-chan?

[the2nd-kira.livejournal.com]

[ Misa gives a wink and a smile, now trying to pull Gokudera up. Lying on the floor is going to make him sick. ]

In the flesh!

Dera-chan, did you come down here sick agin?

[ She touches his forehead to check for a temperature. ]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[He allows himself to be helped up, AVOIDING looking at the poster like it's the PLAGUE. As usual he's trying to be a MAN an support most of his own weight so Misa won't have to. She always seems to come to his rescue which is both reassuring, as he had thought she was gone, and a little embarrassing... how many times has she come to help him now? It REALLY should be the other way around.]

I.. I'm not really sick... it's just... whenever I see my sisters face... this happens...

[He gives a little nod of his head in the direction of the poster, as his stomach gurgles loudly]

[the2nd-kira.livejournal.com]

[ Misa, out of curiosity, turned to the poster, but the thought that instantly came to mind was, 'Wow! She's pretty!' She paused to consider the reason why Dera-chan would get sick because of seeing her, because it certainly wasn't because she was ugly. ]

Your sister is pretty! Very pretty!

Maybe a little as.... pretty as Misa.

Why does Dera-chan get sick?

flashback icon of GREAT JUSTICE

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[He took a DEEP breath willing the nausea to go way before he explained]

When I was a kid... I gave piano performances... I was looked at as a prodigy... but that was because before every performance my sister made me cookies... and they were poisonous... the first time it was an accident... I played the piece all wrong. People thought it was 'contemporary', so my father had her bake the cookies before every performance.

[he sighs]

When she realized what she was doing she started using me as an experiment for her poisoned cooking... now when ever I see her face... my body just gets sick out of habit. That's... pretty pathetic huh?

Misa is too honest.

[the2nd-kira.livejournal.com]

[ For a moment, Misa was pretty quiet as she took in his story. Sometimes she would turn to the picture of the pretty sister and then back to Dera. ]

Yeah. It is preeee~~tty pathetic, Dera-chan.

But that is pretty scary. Imagine a sister that is doesn't mind that she might kill you.

But she really is pretty...

[ Why are the pretty ones usually scary? Ironic for Misa to say, because she also wouldn't mind killing her sister for Light. ]

<3's on Misa ALWAYS!

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Y-yeah... sorry...

[He chuckles a bit]

YEah... she's pretty scary... people close to her usually die of 'mysterious food poisoning'... like her boyfriend...

[His stomach gives a very loud unhappy gurgle. While he wasn't looking at the poster, just knowing his sisters face was there LOOMING over him was keeping him more on-edge then he would have liked]

Ngh! Sh-shit.... w-would it be alright i-if we... went somewhere else?

<3 to Dera-chan too~~~~

[the2nd-kira.livejournal.com]

[ She gives an 'Eeeek' look. What kind of sister was that? Could someone that pretty really be that scary? Well, Misa seems to have forgotten that she is an example of that kind of girl. ]

Misa can't ever imagine doing that to Light.

[ Misa then nods and began helping him walk away from the poster, though she did keep looking back to look at it, thinking 'scary sister.' No wonder Dera-chan had an upset stomach every time he saw her.

When they were out of sight of the poster, she told him... ]

It's gone now. Though Misa thinks your look alike is still following you.

<3<3<3<3 EVERYWHERE X3

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[He nodded, though musing to himself how such a douche like him landed such a nice girl. Well... Light's sister was really nice... and he's from a normal family... maybe he had some redeeming qualities tucked away somewhere. Not that Hayato would EVER make a point to find out what they were. Misa still deserved better. She had become something of the sister he never got to have, and to put up with him and worry the way she did meant a lot to the teen. Therefor she deserved the best, and he did not see Light as being the best... but it was Misa's choice and as long as she was happy he wasn't going to say anything.]

Bianchi is... a piece of work...

[At the mention of his imposter making a triumphant return Hayato instantly bristles, and turns to GLARE DAGGERS at them.]

That cock-sucking sunuvabitch... that fucker comes within 10 feet of me I'm gunna fucking kill him...

<3<3<3<3<333333

[the2nd-kira.livejournal.com]

[ Misa wouldn't do anything to Light. Never, but that doesn't mean she wouldn't hunt the girl down and kill her herself. Misa is a jealous woman under that cute tiny package. She is one of the scary women...

...so she is probably no different from Bianchi? ]

Ne, Dera-chan. Did Misa ever tell you? Misa has an older sister too.

[ Misa stares at the cosplayer/otaku for a while and shrugged. ]

Dera-chan, that otaku looks like a girl.

[In Person]

[deeplymeaningless]

[Uh. Okay. Ryuutaro stares for a small moment. Hayato apparently had no exaggerated when he told him about what the image of that girl did to him. Knowing that it was psychological stopped the fortune-teller from worrying overly much as he walks over, kneeling down on the ground next to the older boy.
Hesitantly he puts his hand on Hayato's shoulder]

It's alright, she's not here. And I don't picture the ground ot be very comfortable.

[He's smiling (who would've guessed) and speaking in that quiet, friendly voice you use when you want to wake up someone, but not forcefully so. He's even overdoing it a bit]

Re: [In Person]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

Ryuutaro?

[The teen groggily opens and eye, making VERY SURE not to look at the picture looming over him. Though even that caused his stomach to gurgle loudly in protest]

NYERG!

[In Person]

[deeplymeaningless]

Yes, it's me.

[This sure is an odd situation. Ryuutaro looks at Gokudera, then at the poster and back at Gokudera. Okay, so he needs to get Hayato away from that thing. Thoughfully he taps his closed fan against his hand.]

If you close your eyes, can you ignore it and walk? I could lead you away from here.

Re: [In Person]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

r-right...

[Hayato closed his eyes and rolled so that he was face down and gets up on his hands and knees, and taking long slow deep breaths to try and calm down.]

I got this... I totally got this...

[Not really.]

[In Person]

[deeplymeaningless]

[Ryuutaro sticks his fan in his belt to have both hands free. He waits a small moment for Hayato to calm down... not that he really expected him to.
Then he puts one of his hands over Hayato's, intenting to help him get up]

Stand up now. It's fine, I can keep you up, should your legs threaten to give in.

Re: [In Person]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

th-thanks...

[The teen takes the help and shakily gets to his feet, more then a little embarrassed. He stumbles and trips here and there as though he were drunk, but he's getting a bit better, his stomach has stopped putting up a fuss at least]

[In Person]

[deeplymeaningless]

[It's not overly comfortable for Ryuutaro to guide him, but he does so anyway. The boy actually dislikes having anybody in his private space bubble, but since Hayato needed help and was somewhat a friend, that was okay. But Ryuutaro still wanted to get away from the smell of cigarettes.
He leads Hayato to a bench a bit away, where the poster is out of sight. There he lets him sit down.]

You can open your eyes now. We got away.

[He chuckles and then takes his fan, bringing fresh air to his face, trying to get the smell to go away]

Re: [In Person]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Hayato eases himself down and leans his head back, taking another deep breath as the nausea and phantom pains finally subsided. He wasn't exactly very fond of being touched either... or getting help from people. He grew up where being touched usually meant you were being attacked, and getting help meant you owed someone a favor or that you were weak.

He slumps forward, fidgeting a bit with his hands, too ashamed to actually look Ryuutaro in the eye]

S-sorry about that...

[In Person] ... Because that icon needs to be used. >.>

[deeplymeaningless]

[Ryuutaro laughs slightly. Poiting his fan at the other]

It's fine. I'm humbly delighted if I could be of help.

[Bright smile. Not that he really means all the polite stuff he talks about all day. But it was really okay with him, that part was no lay. If it wasn't, he would've ignored Hayato in first place]

Re: [In Person] <3 that icon XD

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[He glances over to Ryuutaro, though he's looking surprisingly meek]

Still... I owe you for that...

[He rubs the back of his neck, irritated at himself for being so weak]

Sorry, I'm really not that pathetic usually... it's just... I can't stop it from happening...

[In Person]

[deeplymeaningless]

[Ryuutaro appruptly closes his fan and fan-shushes Gokudera with it]

I said it was fine. [He removes the fan from Hayato's face, reopening it]
Though of course I wouldn't mind if you helped me out, should I ever get into trouble.