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[So by now you're all probably relatively used to weird little creatures running around in place of your residents, eh Manor?]

[Well today you receive a blue and yellow bunny-looking thing-- a Minun, for anyone who may be familiar with the origin of these strange little animals --with a mop of blue hair, and a ridiculous blue article attached to his neck that somewhat resembles a windsock. Since he can't quite get it up over his ears, you can't tell immediately that it's normally a hood.]

[He's standing up on his toes, reaching in vain toward... Well, it's hard to tell. It could be the doorknob (plausible), it could be the name plaque reading Zoosmell Pooplord near the door of a room that wasn't always labeled (accurate)... Or, you know. He could just be beating his tiny little blue paw against the door for the hell of it.]

[Who knows.]

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They got my name wrong. [Hops. Hops again. Makes a flailing leap at the doorknob.]

[Grumbles.]

... dude, you're not gonna get anywhere like that. You're like, a foot tall.

[ Comes closer, ignoring his cape as it drags across the floor behind him. ]

I'm totally getting somewhere, okay? If I could just get my-- Windy-- thing-- [He makes a ridiculous flailing gesture in the air when he jumps, this time, flapping his stubby little bunny arms like he's trying to fly. When he lands, he drops into a seated, grumpy crouch and frowns up at the plaque a million miles away.] I can usually fly.

[Turns and looks over at Dave!Plusle.]

[And blinks.]

...uh.

... windy-- [ Dave stares at him for a much longer moment, head moving with his hop as he flails around and then lands. There's a slow blink behind the shades as the other bunny thing turns to look at him, and his ears flick straight up instead of sitting at the relaxed angle they were at before.

Huh. ]

... Egbert?

[Much the opposite, John's bunny face splits into a giant happy grin.]

Dave!! Oh wow, I-- [Frowns.] ...finally get to meet you and we're totally both Pokemon! That's really fucking weird!!

[ The bunny face truly suits you, John. You and your funny teeth. It's kind of endearing. Dave's notched ear twitches, and he can't help the little quirk at the corner of his own bunny mouth. ]

No shit, Sherlock. I didn't miss that or anything. [ Plops down onto his haunches. ]

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...but that's sort of funny, we match. [Mirrors the action.]

Any idea where we are or why we're totally Plusle and Minun right now?

We are the kawaiiest motherfuckers, that is all I know. [ Fiddles with his cape a bit so that he's not sitting on it, thinking. ]

Sure as hell wasn't what I expected to happen when Rose and I... [ Notably trails off for a moment. ] Nah, I dunno.

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[Blinks.]

Why're you wearing a cape, dude?

Same reason why you look like you're wearing an oversized windsock, bro.

[Blinks again, and flicks his ears.]

Wait so everybody's God Tier now?

[ His ears swivel a little at that. ]

So, what. Jade hit it, too? Huh. [ Pauses, then shrugs his little Plusle shoulders. ] Guess so.

Yeah she's got her dog's ears, it's sort of weird.

[Pause.]

...so you guys are okay, then?

Great, now she's part devilbeast.

[ And because he's not used to the ears, they sort of. Wilt, briefly. ]

Yeah. Coolest of coolkids before I woke up an electric rabbit.

[He scrunches his face a little at that.]

...'kay.

[Subject change!]

You wanna help me get to that name plaque?

[ Good idea there.

Except he crooks a brow and tilts his head up to look at the name plaque. ]

What'd they put on it, anyways?

[Makes a face.]

"Zoosmell Pooplord".

... [ Pfffff. ]

So, what. You're gonna try and cover it up?

I'm gonna scratch it out and put my real name there. I don't really want people knocking on my door asking after a Zoosmell, or Mr. Pooplord.

[ He's curious if his door has the same, but waves a paw. ]

All right, gimme a boost up. I think I know how to get you up there.

[Blink.]

...'kay. [Brb attempting to figure out how a boost up works in bunnyform.]

... here just. Turn around and let me up on your back.

[ Attempting to do some whacky parkour bullshit while in bunnyform doesn't sound like a good idea to him, so boost it is. ]

Oh, sure. [He crouches a little, and leans partly against the door so Dave can use him as a human-- er, rodent --ladder.]

[ He takes a few steps back, judging the distance, before scampering forward and sort of using John as a mix between rodent ladder and ramp. There's still a bit of rebounding off the doorframe involved, but just enough to scrabble until he can perch on the doorknob. ]

Christ, I suddenly have a newfound appreciation for being human.

...heheheh.

[John waits until there is the tell-tale rattling of the doorknob indicative of something being in contact with it before he moves away himself, sitting back on his haunches and watching. He twitches his nose a bit.]

...so how is this gonna help me get up there? I still can't fly, man.