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1st Gospel - Misplaced priest is misplaced. [Video]

[Blade isn't happy. No he's not. He was kind of in the middle of something before everything went all crazy. And now he's in some kind of palace where the guards and serving girls all talk gibberish.]

I don't give a damn where I am. Just tell me how to get back to the Black Spot.

[He's holding the Blackberry in his free hand while he's lifting up one of the palace guards by the scruff of his clothes.]

Now you have two seconds to give me the answer I want or you're not going to have the chance to see what I will do to the next guy I come across.

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[Mikami could not even imagine where that association came from. His line-face gets even more line-face-y]

No, a literal bunny. He is male and appears to be a chain smoker.

[Well that kills his buzz right away.]

So that guy is the closest thing to whoever brought us here. After all he's not from another world like the rest of us.

[Frowns a bit.]

Sounds like a lousy remake of Alice in Wonderland.

It's not the only reference to pop-culture you will find here. I don't know much about the referenced media myself, but so far we've sunk with Titanic and lived through the setting of the movie 'Jurassic Park' twice, to just name some examples.

[Teru had hit the point where saying these things did not unsettle him anymore. For a long time he had inwardly cringed at any illogical thing, but time had made him numb to most of that.]

[Titanic....oh god not that. He's going to be glad he missed that.]

So in other words I can expect even the terminator to walk in someday out of the blue as long as I am in this place.

Yes. That seems entirely possible.

If it weren't for the fact that I was in the middle of something back home, I'd almost consider this quite the vacation.

It's nothing like that. There might be calm weeks, but in general the Author has proven to be extremely cruel.
She does not hesitate to physically and mentally damage or alter us.

[Mikami could find nothing positive about the situation at all. Under the wrath of such a cruel person... It was the farthest from vacation to him (not that he would appreciate any vacation either way)]

[Hah well that puts one fear to rest. The last thing he'd want is to get dull during his confinement.]

Is that so? What's the worst she's done?

[So he has something to know what to expect.]

... the worst?

[For a moment Mikami just stares blankly, flashbacks of previous plots running through his head.]

I'm afraid I could not put a ranking to the individual cruelties.

Okay let me put it another way then. Which one pissed off most people?

A lot of us get annoyed at body-shifts, like switching bodies, changing gender or race.
Most people are terrified of the bloody weeks like the one we spent in a zombie city or the one in which a serial killer haunted the Manor.

I also know that some are disturbed when their memories get changed and their pasts get altered. [Which was mostly him...]

[Fighting zombies huh? Sounds fun to him]

Sounds like she's almost Missing Link level if not higher...

[Yea he's going to get serious for a moment.]

She seems to have absolutely no moral compass when it comes to what she lets happen at the house.
It seems we are just dolls to her.

An invisible puppet master. That rubs me the wrong way just a bit.

[He doesn't like being manipulated and not being given the option to hit the bastard back.]

That's how we all feel.

[Maybe for different reasons, individual ones, but the feeling stayed the same]

We're trying to deal with it to the best of our abilities.

Well that's a start.

[Nothing wrong with looking out for your interests first and foremost.]

And this palace I'm in right now. It's another of her schooltrips? So then what does this place look like normally?

It's a big Manor. Each resident has an own room designed to fit them, only some of us have chosen to move in with each other.
There is a big kitchen, bathrooms, a pool and a library, as well as a garden, a playground and a small court.
[Not that the court was functioning properly, but a long time ago the Manor residents had gotten the chance to request additions to the Manor. And there had been no way for Mikami to not jump at this chance. It was his little castle of normalcy]
It's surrounded by a forest, a beach and a kind of desert, but neither of those ways allows us to leave.

If it wasn't for the plots it would be a pleasant place to live at, I suppose.

Hmmm so in other words a nice cozy place to relax till the next stunt she makes us take part in.

[Well he does have interest in seeing his room now.]

How long do these "schooltrips" last?

It depends. The usual duration for a plot is a week, but the trips often are two to three weeks long. This one is in it's second week right now.

Riiight. By the way. how much can you take back from these little trips?

[Cause he actually saw an elephant he considered hijacking before people started filling him in.]

Again, it depends. If the trip is destined to a city with shopping opportunities you can usually keep what you get there, the chances are not so high for plots like this though.

Should've known.

[He's almost pouting.]

So what's the plot in this thing anyway? We're all in this place in order to do what exactly.

If only I knew...

Maybe if I was more knowledgeably about pop-culture I could tell you, but as it is now I don't have much of an explanation.
We might be stuck in her story, but seeing through the actual plot is a hard piece of work.

So in other words, improvise and go with the flow until this Author person gives us a clue.

[This place is almost too fancy to break though so that takes out one option for entertainment.]

As awful as that sounds and is; yes, that's it.

[There was a hint of disgust at directed at the Manor in his voice, but it was faint. He'd become so numb...]

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